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mike & lee [halloween]

BASICS

Height:184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:74 Kg - 77 Kg (161 lbs - 170 lbs)
Birthday:April 05, 1992
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Williams Lake, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:07:51pm | Nov 07, '06
Profile Updated:12:03pm | Dec 15, '09
Last Active:08:43pm | Sep 12, '09

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MIKE.

Mike Parker
Grade Ten
Columneetza




`Likess

-snowboarding
-biking
-hanging out with friends
-chicks
-parties
-rugby
-soccer
-sports
-snow
-ufc
-hondas(cuz there hard as fuck me and cody found that out)
-beer slushys
-yoshi(from mario love that little bastard)

-tanks(cuz there hard as fuck and nothing can beat them)
- Copenhagen

Hatess`
fat hoes-
school-
the dentist-
being bored-
when the snow melts-
posers-
crashin-





15 reasons to date a rugby player.

1. We know how to hit in all the right ways.
2. Can anyone say spandex?
3. We always scream and yell.
4. Open to performing in groups.
5. We do it in 15 different positions.. repeatedly.
6. We don't stop till we score.
7. We're used to working with our hands.
8. Not only can we tap that, we hit that.....HARD!
9. We know when to ease up and when to push harder.
10. We know how to make you scream for more
11.there is either 7 of us for 15 minutes or 15 of us for 45minutes you choose
12.were not affraid to give a little blood
13.we love it hard
14.we love getting dirty
15.we hit till it hurts



You know you're a rugger when...


1.being a whore is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
2.you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
3.being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
4.stripping is a skill.
5.sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
6.pulling out early is the right thing to do.
7.showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
8.drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
9.going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
10.you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
11.you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
12.you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
13.someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
14.you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
15.you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
16.starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
17.you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
18.drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
19.bruises on your body are a point of pride.
20.you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
21.grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
22.your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don't even own a cat.
23.(female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
24.you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
25.every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest

HACKED.

why hello mr. Michael
i was very bored and so i decided to remake my radical hack
i bet chu about two bucks that you wont notice this forever
lol cause thats just how kool you truely are haha
anyways you are a pretty kool kid
me and you mr.parker
we go back far, like way far, since like grade one
ohh in our rad elementry school
pfft that skool was the dumps haha
anyway we made it sweetass
with our getting in trouble
and having a huge line going all the way down the hallway with kids that joined us lol
and us trying not to laugh when mr.G was trying to give us this huge talk about being bad oh golly
having shoe tossing contests off the swing sets
having carrot fights
oh and trying to throw snowballs on the roof
we are just sweet kids thats all i have to say about it
anyways.. i hope you like your page the way i redid it and all
haha as i said i was super uberly bored
and well there isnt really much else to do in this gay ass little town
well i will talk to you soon
Ex's and Oh's
RandiLianne