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NOFX, Blink-182, Punk rock, Black Metal, you like any of that stuff chances are I'll love you, and on that note, I am a fucking alien, with three vaginas.

BASICS

Height:Over 194 cm (over 6'5")
Weight:Less than 41 Kg (less than 90 lbs)
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and looking
Living Situation:Living alone
Location:Calgary, Alberta, Canada

INTERESTS

Movies:Comedy, Documentaries, Psychological Thrillers
Animals/Pets:Reptiles
Entertainment and Celebrities:Music
Video Games:Role Playing
Music:Death Metal, Electronica, Goth, Punk, Rap, Ska
Activities:Drinking, Driving

Jesus Christ, where to start....
Well if you're anything like me you like to dress up in your mothers underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father lol.
I'm intelligent, humorous, obscene, loving, caring, friendly, out there etc...
If I look intimidating or something, don't worry, I'm very kind and talkative, message me, I'm looking to meet new people.
I just recently moved to Calgary from Vancouver, and don't know ANYBODY, it's lonely and boring here without company.
I enjoy punk music, NOFX, Bad Religion, Sloppy Seconds, Jugheads Revenge, Screeching Weasel, Black Flag, The Adolescents, Blink-182, A Global Threat etc...
Also enjoy some metal, kind of picky with it though, I enjoy black metal, some death metal, little metalcore here and there.
Really love George Carlin, he's fucking hilarious.
I love philosophy, deep and/or random chats about anything really, I'm the kind of person you could say anything to and I'll appreciate you for who you are, unless you're a fucking retard or clone, which happens to be about 90% of you.
I'm a video game collector, I currently have over 30 different systems, don't really play much anymore but I really know my shit aha.
Anyways, that's all I really feel like writing about myself, you can always message me if you're looking for a friend or someone to talk to or hang out with. <3