Talking about love is like dancing about architecture...

I come off as funny, but I'm reall sarcastic once you get to know me

Backpacking through Europe? Good A Three Hour Tour To Ios, Greece? Better

This is me... I guess

Do You Know How Much A Baby Polar Bear Weights?

Grace 19 U of C Taken Christian Blonde Blue 5'5

Your chances of me responding to a message are slim to none. ...Just saying. Also, I'm happily married - don't bother messaging me for a hook up.

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."- Anthony J. D'Angelo

I probably hate you.

Do not solicit nudity.

OPB: Magnesium: I hate this time of month because I've gotta write cheques. OPB: Ted.: I hate this time of month because my vagina bleeds like a sieve.

Word to Big Bird!

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Loves Me A Good Fake Moustache!

hey guys I'm just looking for some people to talk to!

Sex On TV Doesn't Hurt..........................Unless U Fall Off.

Yes one man can be that sexy

so, batman was totally more bad ass than super man... i mean come on... the dude changed in a phone booth... at least batman had an awesome cave under his mansion

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I'm just a girl in the world

There's nothing better then bad sex. But bad sex? A peanu butter and jam sandwich i beer than ba sex.