coaches:
Trevor "jesus" kuraitis: what can ya say great coach good lines likes to look good feel good play good once a member always a member!

Riley "shortstop" kloss: well all teams have there new comers.. what can i say about this guy hes a true beauty and one heck of a softball player.

Teddy "greybeard" jardine: no offense with the grey beard here just stating that he has been here all along with the guys gotta love the support.


Starting Line up: starting center for the lacombe senior senior sniping rednecks #89 vladimir beekoff Jardine!!!!!!!! although the youngest of the redneck squad brings a heavy presence of beaking to the table, not afraid to express himself in an unpolite manner... starting left forward #83 cameron maclise!!!!!!! although picked up to be a goal scorer he has brought much more to the table instead,,, with his heavy shot and tremendous passing capabilities he has earned his way onto the top line for a great starting squad. starting left defense #44 a heavy heavy presence on defense cory klosssss!!!!! unbelievable passing skills and great presence of mins while searching for the perfect play to execute, and last but not least play right defence #19 on the score sheet #1 in your hearts clayton James Jardinnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! maybe not the thickest player on the floor but no doubt the most skilled! his undenying bullet of a one T makes goalies cringe in there net if they see it coming that is racking up 22 points in 6 games in the reddeer tounrnement scouts are definately looking forward to the 2009 draft year.

Line up #2: Playing center on the second line of amazingness #00 Bryve Veuger!!!!!! unbelieveable hands create more than enough room for the other redneck players on the floor and once around the net makes any tendy quiver in his floor boots.. playing left wing #88 an exteremley skilled passer and sees the floor tremedously Jason Belllllllllllllll!!!!!! great adition to the ssr rednecks showing by the amount of clutch goals scored in tournement number one for the squad. playing right defense #48 JAREEEEDDDDD JAAAMMMMEEESSSSS GUILLLBAULTTTT!!!!!!! his excellent humor and playing capabilities make it easy for other players on the floor to focus on what they do best and not get rattled... knowing he can rush when need be he uses his speed like theres no tommorrow although the shortest player he defnitaley clintches the hairyest award by KO #67 Andy Jammmeesssss Williamssssssssss!!!!!
And last but not least the king of all kings the rover of all rovers every team needs one to be complete our solid piece of shit WYATTTTTT FFRRRAAAASSSSEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!