IM GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS.

Valentines day servay. So don't lie.

Do you like anyone?


Do you love anyone?
Nopee

Are you a player?
pfft noo

Would you get back together with any of your exes?
definetly not.

Have you ever kissed anyone on your friends list?


Have you slept over at the opposite sex's house?
pfft yaahh

Do you prefer group dates or single ones?:
groupp

Small kisses or makeout sessions?:
don't matteeerr

Do you like cuddling up and watching movies?:
yahhh

Any plans for valentines day?
noo

What's the best valentines day present for a girl?
CHOCOLATE.

Are you single or taken?
Single.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
capherrr lol

Do you get attached to people easily?
noo

Do you like roller coasters?
no

How many times have you been in love?
never really, at least i woudn't call it "love"

Do you have any pets?
yess!!

Do you curse a lot?
welll....maybeeeYES.

What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
ussually swear because its too damn early

What's your favorite season?
summer of courrseee.

Have you been on a date in the last 2 weeks?
noo

Are chuck norris jokes funny?
FUCKING HILARIOUS.

What's your favorite food?
anythinggg?

Can you live without the computer?
hell nooo.

Do you hide your emotions?
dependdss.

Best kind of pizza?
BACON

When was the last time you dyed your hair?


Have you ever watched a movie drunk?
nopee

Do you wish at 11:11?
twice a day.

Do you have any piercings?
why yes, yes i do.

Last person you hugged?
PAIGERSONS. (Wanker)

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
BATHROOMMMM!!!!!!!! (morgan)

How many times have you texted today?
over 50.

Where were you 2 days ago?
school.

What kind of phone should i get??
yesss, i LOST my other phone

haircut.
gone terribly wrong.

[X] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[_] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 4

[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[X] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[X] Missed school 'cause you felt like it.
[X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total: 8

[x ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[X] Texted people during class.
[X] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room.
[X] Laughed at the teacher.

Total: 14

[_] Pulled down the fire alarm
[X] Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, hotmail etc. on the computer at school.
[X] Took pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during school hours.
[X] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class.

Total: 18

[X] Threw something at the teacher.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[X] Broke the dress code.
[_] Failed a class.
[X] Ate food during class.

Total: 22

[X] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[X] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[X] Swore during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

Total: 28

[X] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[_] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[X] Copied homework.

Overall total: 27

Multiply by 3

Then repost this as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life

[x]Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step-Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[x] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister in law
[ ] Half Sister
[ ] Half Brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[x] Mobile phone
[x]Your own bathroom
[x] Your own room
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[x]Have/had a hot tub
[x ]Guest room
[x]Living room
[x] Your own Computer
[x] Your own T.V.
Total: 11


[ x] Full size/queen bed/king bed
[ x] More than 5 pair of shoes
[ ] MP3 Player
[x] i-pod
[ x] PS2 or PS3
[x]nintendo DS or PSP
[x]Gameboy Advance
[x] Gamecube
[x] Wii
[x] Your own laptop
[x ] Own/owned basketball hoop
[x ] Own/owned air hockey table
[x ] Own/owned pool table
[ x] Own/owned ping pong table
[ x] Own/owned fooseball table
Total: 13


[x ] Night stand
[ x] Stereo in your bedroom
[] DVD player in your bedroom (portable or non)
[x ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ x] Expensive cologne or perfume
[x] Camera or phone
Total: 5


[x] Electric or gas powered scooter, buggie, car, and/or quad,dirt bike
[]Guitar, drums, and/or bass guitar
[ ] Piano/keyboard
[x] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the country
[] Traveled out of the continent
[ ] Have/had a personal trainer
[ x] Expensive jewelery
[x ] Met a celebrity
Total: 5

[x] Phone in your room
[x] Straightener and/or curling iron
[ x] Have been to a batting cage
[ x] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket or wallet
[ x] Credit or Debit Card
Total:5


[ ] Have a walk-in closet
[ x] Mirror in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to England
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica
Total: 1


[x] Parents have a car
[x ] Own/owned a jet ski and/or boat
[ x] Have/had a camper
[x] Been to 3 or more provinces/states
[ x] 80 or more friends on Facebook or Myspace
Total: 5


[ x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[ x] Been in a limousine
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x ] Have been to Disney Land or Disney World
Total 3


Post as:
1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average
34-39 = Spoiled
40+ = Upper Class Snob )=

Birthday.
TODAY!

See how good your life is?

[]You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/husband/wife
[x]You have your own room.
[x]You own a cell phone.
[x]You have an mp3 player or ipod.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a pool/spa in your backyard
Total: 5

[x]You dress how you want to.
[x]You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x]You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x]People don't use you for something you have.
[x]You have been to the movies.
Total: 8

[] You have over 500 friends on myspace,
[x] You have pictures on nexopia.
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[] You collect something normal.
[x]You look forward to going to college/university
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x]You do something after school
Total: 6

[x] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x]You are happy with your appearance
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life 54% >;]
[x]You have friends.
Total: 5

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[] You don't have any enemies -- well i do hope so.
[x] You are happy where you're living.
Total: 9

Total over all: 33
times it by 3
=99

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
75-89%: B
68-76%: C
60-67%: D+
00-59%: F