So she's kinda fucking done with the broom-up-ass lifestyle. To all those who happen to be inflicted with this ailment... I have a cure. REMOVE THE FUCKING BROOM!!!!

A mentally abused shut in from a kingdom far far away.

Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation,
Hip rotation,
Neck circulation,
Elbow, elbow,
Wrist, wrist,
Twist, twist,
Kiss this.

Automatic doors make me feel like a jedi.
Music relieves the pain.
I can't kill you, you complete me.
Sometimes I laugh after the fact.
It's okay to think something retarded is really funny.
Don't take life so seriously, you can have a little fun.
I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of what's in it.
I'm not afraid of falling in love, I'm afraid of not being loved back.
You're amazing.
Rodents of unusual size, I don't think they exist.
Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them.
Remember guns don't kill people, ignorance kills people.
Shouting lumos at the light switch doesn't work.
Life is beautiful.
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning, then nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls.
Let me rise, let me fall.
Don't put bacon in the soap.
Boys should refrain from wearing skinny jeans and eyeliner. If you're a boy, be a boy.
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.

So I am thinking about cutting my hair again, any ideas?

"Walk In The Sun"

I wonder what it's like to be loved by you
I wonder what its like to be whole
And I don't walk when there's a stone in my shoe
All I know, that in time I'll be fine

I wonder what it's like to fly so high
Or to breathe under the sea
I wonder if someday I'll be good with goodbyes
But I'll be okay if you come along with me

Such a long, long way to go
Where I'm going I don't know
I'm just following the road
For a walk in the sun
For a walk in the sun

I wonder how they put a man on the moon
I wonder what it's like up there
I wonder if you'll ever sing this tune
All I know is the answers in the air

Such a long, long way to go
Where I'm going I don't know
I'm just following the road
For a walk in the sun
For a walk in the sun

Sitting and watching the world going by
Is it true when we die we go up to the sky?
Woah, woah
So many things that I don't understand
Put my feet in the sand when I'm walking in the sun
Woah
Walking in the sun

Such a long, long way to go
Where I'm going I don't know
I'm just following the road
For a walk in the sun
For a walk in the sun, yeah
Woah
Woah
Woah

I think I'm going to have to fight iTunes. It's being silly.

Your voice is like music, the kind that paints my soul pretty colors.

"I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings; and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of."

Hey did you know I told you so has a brother, his name is shut the hell up.

I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but you're the brightest star in my sky.

• A
Are you available?: technically yes.
What is your age?: 15

• B
Do you know anyone named Brian?: I did.

• C
What’s your favorite candy?: I like haichus and m&ms
What color is your computer?: white

• D
Do you daydream?: All the time
Whats your favorite kind of dog: Mine

• E
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yup, stitches, more than once.
Ever pet an elephant? No

• F
Do you use fly swatters?: Nah I think they're nasty
Do you like Fall Out Boy?: yeah they're aight


• G
Do you chew gum?: Mhm
Do you like gory movies?: Meh they're not too bad.
Girlfriend?: nopes

• H
How are you?: mediocre
What's your height?: 5'1
What color is your hair? Brown
Have you ever ice skated?: Yes

• J
Favorite Jelly Bean?: the ones I get on easter
Do you wear jewelery?: yup

•K.
Who do you want to kill?: hahaha
Have you ever flown a kite?: no
Do you think kangaroos are cute?: yeah they're pretty cute

• L
Are you laid back?: I try to be
Lions or tigers?: ... I choose, ligers.
Do you like black licorice?: Not so much.

• M
Favorite movie?: What's Eating Gilbert Grape

• N
Do you have a nickname?: nopers
Do you prefer night or day?: night all the way

• O
Are you an only child?: No
Do you like the color orange?: yeah it's pretty good

• P
Do you know anyone named Penelope?: no
Favorite flavor of popcorn?: Salt and Vinegar

• R
Do you think you're always right?: never
Do you watch reality TV?: Nah tv isn't my thing

• S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: rain for the most part
Do you like snow? yeah

• T
Time to go to sleep?: hell no, the night's young
Tomatoes?: ew

• U
Can you ride a unicycle?: I wish
Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: mmm not so much

• V
Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: yeah but not religiously

• W
What's your worst habit?: uhm, talking without my brain being on
What do you want right now?: my guitar.

• X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: on my teeth

• Y
Do you like the color yellow : no
Do you yell when you're angry?: I'm scary when I'm angry

•Z
Do you believe in the zodiac? yeah

Can you go through this whole survey without saying "I dont know"?

1. Where is the person you like right now?
Work

2. Last time you consumed alcohol?
Sabrina's house a week or two ago.

3. Have you ever kissed in the snow?
Nope

4. Last place you took a plane to?
I've never been on a plane.

5. How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
I guess he's pretty cool.

6. Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Hahah not really.

7. Do you like your life as of now ?
Yup, most of the time.

8. Last thing you purchased?
Two cookies and a bottle of peach juice.

9. Have you ever drank with your number one?
No

10. Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
I'm in the basement, and it's pretty boring.

11. What is your opinion about George Bush?
I don't really follow the actions of stupid men.

12. How's your heart lately?
My heart is beating, I'd say it's pretty good.

13. Have you ever been drunk before?
Nope

14. Ever kissed someone who smokes?
No

15. How long have you been liking the person you currently like?
I long while now.

16. How old are you right now?
15

17. Did you have a good birthday this year?
Yeah it was good. I had fun.

19. Are you tired right now?
hahah I"m always tired.

20. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
I don't see a problem with it.

21. Favourite actor?
Johnny Depp

22. Have you ever been called a tease?
Nope

23. Where are you going on vacation next?
Uhm, probably saskatoon

24. Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
Probably not, but it would be cool if I was.

25. What color are your eyes?
Brown

26. What does your second sent text say?
I can't remember

27. Do you lead people on?
I try not to, and I hope I don't

28. Are you married?
nopers

29. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
Uhm, my dad, but that's about it.

30. Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't even do ?
Oh more than likely.

32. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours?.
No

33. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Possibly.

34. Do you like your first name?
Yeah I think it's pretty good. I wish my last name was Van Halen though.

35. Do you like to cuddle?
Mhm

36. Last person to cry over?
My mom.

37. Do you cry easily?
Mhm

38. Do you have any siblings?
One

39. Close in age?
yup 3 years

40. Where do you want to live when you're older?
Somewhere that's not here for a while.

41. Did you cry today?
Not today, I just woke up.

42. What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Sleeping

43. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Watching Instant Star

44. What was something that happened to you in 1997?
Uhm, probably something amazing!

45. What is/are your brothers' name?
I don't have a brother, but if I did his name would be Optimus Prime.

46. Words to explain why you last threw up?
I was sick with the flu in grade 1

47. What color is your hair brush?
Green, with a black handle.

48. What was the last thing you bought?
wait... haven't I don't this one already? I already said two cookies and a peach juice

49. Where do you keep your money?
in my purse

50. What is the weather like today?
I'm going to say warm, with maybe some scattered clouds, but I might be wrong.

51. Where did your last hug take place?
Work, shortly after I just about lost my mind.

52. Who was the last person to hold your hand?
uhm, my mom

53. Do you want to cut your hair?
Yeah sorta, but I always want to cut my hair.

54. Are you over the age of 25?
no sir.

55. Do you watch wrestling?
Nah, not really.

56. Does your screen name have an x in it?
No

57. Do you know anyone named Daisy?
Hahaha no.

58. Do you make up your own words?
Hahah sometimes, but I like to steal the ones that I like best from other sources.

59. Are you a jealous person?
Mmm depends.

60. Favorite animal?
Llamas are the best.

61. Who's the last person to call you?
Harley

62. Do you chew on your straws?
yes

63. Do you have curly hair?
Nah

64. What is the next concert your going to?
Uhm, good question.

65. Where did you go yesterday?
work, and then Breanas and then to the movies.

67. What is something you say a lot?
I say like and uhm alot.

68. Have you seen the movie Donnie Darko?
No

69. Do you work tomorrow?
no.

70. What should you be doing right now?
cleaning and getting ready to have company over.

71. Do you have a nickname?
No, hahah unless you count the porno name from work, then I"m Luke Thighwalker

72. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yeah kinda.

73. What are you listening to?
Nothing.

75. Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes.

76. When was the last time you did the dishes?
The other day

77. What is the average wind velocity of a sparrow?
hahaha african or european?

78. What are you currently wearing?
my jammies.

79. Is someone in love with you?
Hm.

80. What are you doing Wednesday?
Probably something amazing.