Alyssa H: ya...i was totally confused as to why your mom was putting
vegetables in the cake.
Alyssa Q: well duh!!!! what do you call banana muffins???
Alyssa H: uuummm fruit.
*silence*
Lauren Q: ya dude, she's gotcha on that one
Alyssa Q: shut up!!!!!!
*hysterical laughter*
dawson: hhhmm what should i make for supper?
alyssa: hamburger helper!!! thats what i had
dawson: lol mmmm ya!!
dawson: dang it we don't have any hamburger helper
alyssa: aw that sucks
dawson: ya
alyssa: i'll share my hamburger helper with you
dawson: ok! does that mean i get to see you tonight?....or are you gunna mail it
alyssa: i think i'm gonna mail it.
hahahhahaahahhahahaha......well it made me laugh lol
What Would You Do If:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What Do You Think About My:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Manners:
Answer These Too..
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you sex me up?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you
k i got this off somebody's page and i lauged so hard i cried
its kinda gross but funny at the same time
The Poopie List
GHOST POOPIE:The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.
TURTLE POOPIE: The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.
GAS-SY POOPIE: The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!
DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: (Self explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOPIE: The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.
LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN POOPIE: The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
