100meterdash - 20, Male, Red Deer
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got my license cuntskers

GOT MY LICENSE FIRST TRY




ps if you want to come skydiving hit me up, its a terminal velocity jump, 30 000 feet at 250 ft per second, message me, call me, get in contact, like now
 

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we fuckin ran man!


priceless stoner story as told by

FLUFFEE
 

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snort your drugs
 

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i love you mickey
 

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for my skaters


For my Skaters,

Transitions of a rider
 

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not a pushover anymore
you say you want another chance
things will change
youll respect me
and things will be better

but i guess you dont change
you dont respect me
and things will be the exact same

i truly did want to give you a chance
but you still expect me to rollover and come panting back
i cant be that guy


....it hurts that you dont care
 

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balilin movies
sex drive is funny as hell
and so is i love you man

def go watch both
but i love you man was better if you watch wit a cutie
 

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serene perfection



serene perfection...
 

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toooooogaaaaaaaaaaaa
TOGA PARTY!!!
 

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took a l
Took a $3000 dollar loss
constantly losing more and more
i have to support a family at 17
not by choice or own negligence or misconduct
 

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ur awesome Tylerx lol
Tylerx-Death to the people standing in my way Death to the people i am here to slay says:
so obama eh
Tylerx-Death to the people standing in my way Death to the people i am here to slay says:
so now they gott a call it the black house
Tylerx-Death to the people standing in my way Death to the people i am here to slay says:
or at least put bars on the windows to make him feel at home
Dash says:
hahaha
Dash says:
there might be a riot outside the white house eh?
Tylerx-Death to the people standing in my way Death to the people i am here to slay says:
he will be assasinated
Tylerx-Death to the people standing in my way Death to the people i am here to slay says:
but by a bnunch of fat ppl cuz with obama there will be a KFC and a grape drink store on every corner
Dash says:
lmao
 

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i love my dad lol read this
i love my dad lol

Daddy says:
hey
Dash says:
im totally jackingthe neighbours internet
Dash says:
lol
Dash says:
fack em
Daddy says:
fuckin right steal their identity and order lots of porn
Dash says:
hahah yea
Daddy says:
don't stay up too late cause you do have skool tomorrow
Dash says:
im doin hw
Daddy says:
yeah tell that to yo momma cuz I know different
Dash says:
i am
Dash says:
i got google ope
Dash says:
open**
Daddy says:
open??
Dash says:
i gotta find pictures for my mission statement that reflect myself and my values
Daddy says:
like I said download lots of porn
Daddy says:
and longboard vids
Daddy says:
your mission statement should have titties and longboarding
Daddy says:
what else is there in life
Daddy says:
oh yeah and hotpockets
Dash says:
and xena tapes lol
Daddy says:
oooh yeah the warrior princess
Dash says:
i got longboarding on there i put a picture of k rimes haulin ass down a mountain under a les brown quote
Daddy says:
here's a quote for ya : do or do not there is no try
Daddy says:
yoda jedi master
Dash says:
fear does not have any special power unless you empower it by submitting to it
Dash says:
thats right above the k rimes pic
Dash says:
longboarders credo i thought
Daddy says:
I still like yoda
Dash says:
yoda is a jedi
Dash says:
there for hes a pimp
Dash says:
lol
Daddy says:
a space pimp
Daddy says:
from a galaxy far far away
 

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TAKE YA MONAAAY



phone got jacked(yea i know who did it to) with my baton to
kingpin nut fell off trucks (fixed it )
but hey at least this songs cool
 

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its my birthday mafuckas!!!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY MAFUCKAS!!!
 

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ratatat




whoa dude