A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sittin beside you sayin "DAMN THAT WAS FUN"
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time"
"Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional."
"Work while you work; play while you play."
"It hurts up to a point and then it doesn't get any worse."
"I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been." Wayne Gretzky"
"I went to a fight the other night and a lacrosse game broke out."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either."
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
"Laughter is higher than all pain."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing."
"A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart."
"Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead."
Show me a guy whos afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
Adversity cause some men to break; others to break records.

10 reasons 2 date a hockey player
1.they always wear
2.they have great hands
3.there used 2 scoring
4.they have great stamina
5.they find the opening and get it in
6.they never miss the target
7.they no how 2 use there wood
8.they have long sticks
9.they no when 2 play rough
10. they can go 4 60 minutes and if neccessary 20 more

Top 10 Reasons to date a football player:
1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
10. they are all big

12 reasons why you should date a Rugby player
1. We can do it 80 minutes straight in 15 different positions
2. We’re used 2 scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. We’ll make u scream 4 more
5. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
6. Skill and moves are definite
7. We'll play anywhere and anytime
8. we play well with others
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. We’re always on the top of the game
11. We know when to take charge
12. We also know when to play rough
Rugby Players Do It With Two Hookers For Forty Minutes Non Stop, Both Ways

10 Reasons To Date A Lacrosse Player
10. The know how to use their stick
9. They have great accuracy
8. They don't mind playing rough
7. They play for 60 minutes
6. Their great with their hands
5. They always wear protection
4. They play in many positions
3. Their always moving
2. They keep going, even if it hurts
1. They score more than hockey players