THE PERSONALS.
o1 : name is - Matt Pelayo
o2 : birthplace - New West
o3 : birthday month - November
o4 : eye color - Brown
o5 : hair color - Black
o6 : height - well being in delta, im pretty short lol
o7 : right or left handed - right
o8 : zodiac sign - scorpio
o9 : heritage - flip
1o : your weakness - food probably
11 : your strengths - i dont know
12 : fears - sankes
13 : number one goal - to make it big
14 : your bedtime - fuck that mang
15 : most missed memory - alot
16 : pepsi or coke - pepsi
17 : mcdonald`s or burgerking - both
18 : single or group dates - both
19 : bestfriend - josh p.
2o : status - single.
21 : adidas or nike - both
22 : lipton icetea or nestea - arent they the same?
23 : chocolate or vanilla - chocolate
24 : coffee or pop - pop
26 : curse - mhmm
27 : sing - yes.....in the shower
28 : take a shower - yup
29 : have a crush - yessir
3o : do you think you`ve been in love - i dont know
31 : want to go to college - yes
32 : where - vcc, kwantlen
33 : like highschool - 50/50
34 : want to get married - yes
35 : believe in yourself - yes
36 : get motion sickness - on boats
37 : think you`re attractive - lol i dont know
38 : think you`re a health freak - FUCK NO
39 : get along with your parents - most of the time yes
4o : like thunderstorms - fucking annoying
41 : play an instrument - use to play guitar might get back into drums
42 : ambition - huh?
43 : place you would most like to visit - phillipines

IN THE PAST MONTH.
44 : drank alchohol - yes
45 : smoked - mhmm
46 : done a drug - somteimes chron
48 : gone to the mall - yes
49 : eaten an entire box of oreo`s - no
5o : eaten sushi - fucking shower in that shit
51 : been on a stage - yep
52 : been hurt - yep
53 : gone skating - yep
54 : made cookie`s - i think i have
55 : gone skinny dipping - nope
56 : dyed your hair - yes
57 : stolen anything - like when i was 3, i stole a toy car from daycare haha

HAVE YOU EVER.
58 : played a game that required removal of clothing - no
59 : been extremely intoxicated - mhmm
6o : been caught doing something bad - lol yea many times
61 : been called a hoe - probably
62 : gotten shitkicked - by my cousins lol
63 : shoplifted - nah
64 : changed who you were, to fit in - nah
65 : thought about how you want to die - i think i have before lol

IN YOUR LIFE.
66 : number of drugs taken illegally - 3, alcohol, weed and butts
67 : number of people you could trust with you life - i dont know
68 : number of times you skipped school - a couple times
69 : number of C.D`s you own - alot, that's all i know
7o : number of piercings - none
71 : number of tattoo`s - none
72 : number of scars on your body - alot

SPECIFICS.
73 : what are you most scared of - snakes
74 : what are you listening to right now - why(what's going on) - the roots
75 : who is the last person you called - eli i think?
76 : how many people on msn right now - 28
77 : how many are away - 10
78 : what would you change about yourself - i dont know
79 : what type of girl do you like - at the moment? someone from church

FAVORITES.
8o : color - purple
81 : food - sushi
82 : subjects - socials, alot of interesting shit
83 : animal - monkeys
84 : sport - football and kickboxing
85 : movie - monsters inc.
86 : show - my wife and kids
87 : song - rocking with the goat - ll cool j


RANDOM.
88 : in the morning you look - i just woke up?
89 : all i need is - friends and fam
9o : love is - blind?
91 : do you believe in santa - BAHAHA no

get over 20 , ur a bad influence

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL : 7

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL : 7

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL : 6

1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four drinks in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. own a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL : 6

1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL : 3

1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best (guy/girl) friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL : 6

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL : 5

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated with someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harrassed
10. been verbally harrassed.
TOTAL : 4

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL : 6

TOTAL = 50

1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in)
2. Type in your answer to the question in the 'search' box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy the html and paste for the answer

1. What's your name?


2. What school do you go to?


3. What is your relationship status?


4. What is your favorite color?


5. Who is your celebrity crush?


6. What are you listening to right now?


8. Who is your favorite disney princess?


9. Name a soda


10. Where is your dream vacation?


11. What is your favorite dessert?


12. What do you want to be when you grow up?


13. What keeps you going in life?


14. One word to describe yourself?

TWO WORDS- STRAIGHT GANGSTER

IF YOU WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD
THE
SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp,
Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song
that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press
the next button


6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re
cool...

Opening Credits:
bitch please - lil wayne ft. yung berg and brisco

Waking Up:
caribou lou - tech n9ne

First day of school:
over my head - the fray

Falling In Love:
happy juice - keri hilson ft. snoop dogg and stat quo

Fight Song:
the nature - talib kweli ft. justin timberlake

Breaking Up:
i used to love h.e.r. - common

Prom:
crossroads - bone thugz n harmony

Life:
coulda been - lupe fiasco

Mental Breakdown:
sweetest girl - wyclef ft. lil wayne , akon and nia

Driving:
you - lloyd ft. lil wayne

Flashback:
here comes techa ninna - tech n9ne

Getting back together:
lemonade - passion

Wedding:
trade it all - fabolous ft. diddy and jagged edge

Birth of Child:
the second coming - juelz santana

Final Battle:
maria maria - santana

Death Scene:
give it away - red hot chilli peppers

Funeral Song:
she needs my love - the dream

End Credits:
unbelievable - craig david

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post a line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from. 1 guess only
Step 5: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 6: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!!

1. What will it take to show you i'll be by your side?

2. It seems the more I try to do right
the more I lie

3. When the night clears my soul, I'll be home

4. I'd be bustin, parents be fussin cuz all i talk about is silicon and muffins

5. You need some reefer we smokin the bombay, We need some liquor we pourin it all day

6. Who u fuckin wit. I'm standing in front of it

7. I wanna thank your mommy, your daddy for doing what they did

8. Taking that flight down west, touchdown in LAX

9. I'm bout to throw some games, they all one in the same, cupid's the one to blame

10. I'm in the club hollerin ay bay bay

11. Fall down in reverence, fall down in fear, so I'm asking you Lord will you please draw near

12. I'm your favorite rapper's idol, I'd been had the title, Hot 16 with more verses than the bible

13. I got like 8 hours before my flight, I'm trynna be respectful and polite, you can tell me to go to hell if you like

14. It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine, Salt'n'Pepper and Heavy D up in the limousine :cool:

15. I know two girls that done did it before, but I wonder if they know that we did it before

16. Hand me a joint, cuz music can ruin me breath

17. Now lemme welcome everyone to the wild wild west, a state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness

18. I listen to her heart beat because it plays my favourite song

19. And every girl I try to replace u with, why cant i get over it, simply cuz i cant

20. Erase all the pain till it's gone

When you were 8 years old,
your mom handed you an
ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it
all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano
lessons. You thanked her by never even
bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old, she drove you all
day, from soccer to football to one birthday
party after another. You thanked her by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and
your friends to the movies. You thanked her by
asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned
you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked
her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a
haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling
her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month
away at summer camp. You thanked her by
forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work,
looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your
bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive
her car. You thanked her by taking it every
chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an
important call. You thanked her by being
on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high
school graduation. You thanked her by staying
out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your
college tuition, drove you to campus carried your
bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye
outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in
front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for
your wedding, and she cried and told you how
deeply she loved you. You thanked her by
moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and
needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by
reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then one day, she quietly died. And
everything you never did came crashing
down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your mom, repost this on your blog.

Main Filipino
- you were born in the philippines.
- both your parents are from the phlippines
- you've been to the philippines.
- you talk tagalog in your household. my parents do lol
- you know what "tagalog" is.
- you point with your lips.
- you're good at math. & like it.
- you eat with your hands
- you play an instrument.
- you have a piano/keyboard in your house
- you know what a balikbayan box is used for.
- you're short compared to everyone else.
- you do mano po to your elders.
- you smile for no reason.
- you play pusoy & mah jong.
- you check the price of clothes before you buy them.
- you hang your clothes out to dry.
- you talk on the phone a lot.
- you put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbows on your knees.
- you know your parents are mad at you when they call you by your actual name
total: 10

Vocabulary
- you say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom".
- you say "aray!" a lot.
- you dont turn the lights on & off. (you "open" and "close" them.)
- you pronounce hamburger ham-boor-jer.
- you say "ha?!" instead of "what?" sometimes
- you say "hoy!" & "pssssst!" to get people's attention.
- you say "he" when you mean "she". & vice versa
- you say "air con" instead of AC.
- you say "uy!" instead of "ouchhh!"
total: 3

Household Items
- you have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging on your dining room/kitchen wall.
- you own a karaoke system.
-haha ZOMG
- you have a tabo in your bathroom.
- you have tsinelas almost everywhere in your house.
- you have at least one "barrel man" in your house.
- you cover your living room furniture with bedsheets. some of them
- your lampshades still have the plastic covers on them.
- you have a rice dispenser.
- you have a giant wooden fork & spoon hanging in the dining room.
total: 3

Family
- you were raised to believe that every Filipino is an aunt, uncle or cousin.
- you believe that cousins' children are your nieces & nephews.
- your mom is a nurse.
- you get "smelling kisses" from your elders
- your parents call each other "mommy" and "daddy.".
- you have a family member that has a nickname that repeats itself
i.e.,"Deng--Deng," "Ling-Ling," "Jong-Jong" or "Bing-Bing."
total: 4

FOOD !
- you put hotdogs in your spaghetti.
- you like dillis. with suka.
- you eat champorado in the morning.
- you instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal. when after sushi lol
- you order a "soft drink" not "sodas".
- "goldilocks" means more than just a fairytale character.
- you dont mind eating rice more than once a day.
- you bring "baon" to work/school.
- you eat rice for breakfast.
- you know how ube ice cream tastes like.
- bubble tea owns.
- you cook spam & hotdogs and eat them with rice.
- you used to love chocolate meat until you knew what it was.
- you loveeeee mangoes.
- you've eaten at jollibee.
total: 12

Filipino Entertainment
- you think piolo pascual is gay. FUCK YEA
- you dont know if jeffree star is a girl or boy.
- you know at least three filipino singers.
- you go crazy when the song "bebot" or the "a.p.l. song" comes on.
- you love the black eyed peas.
- you watch TFC.
- you know most of the dances to wowowee.
- you know how to dance otso otso and pamela.
- you have danced or have seen people dance the tinikling.
- you line dance. -
- you've seen & loved the movie forevermore.
- you think jericho rosales is hot.-
- you didnt have to google his name to see a picture of him.
- you love to sing.
- you know who lea solonga is.
- you've seen one of terry maddox's shows on youtube.
- you own at least one bootleg/burned movie.
total: 8

Random
- you are always trying to explain to people why Philippines starts with "Ph" and Filipino starts with "F".
- you own a LOT of shoes that will also never be worn.
- your parents try to get you to go on a date with a child of one their friends.
- your parents always want you to show off your "talents" to their friends.
- your parents are never happy with your grades
- you never use the dishwasher.
total: 3

TOTAL SCORE IN ALL: 43
there are 83 in all, so if you're:
0-20-ay. ang baba naman. pero, HINDI KA PINOY!
21-40-want some adobo?..
41-60- galing galing! (good, good)
61-83- you fucking fob

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists:
m - michael jackson lol
a - akon
t - t.i.
t - talib kweli
h - hendrix?
e - eminem
w - will i am

STEP TWO:
-- Name: matt pelayo
-- Birth date: nov 12
-- Nickname: pelayo
-- Current Location: delta
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: bald headed
-- Righty or Lefty: right
-- Zodiac Sign: scorpio

STEP THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: nikes
-- Your weaknesses: uhm..
-- Your fears: snakes, crack heads who randomly talk to u lol
--Your perfect pizza: hawaiian
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: not sure lol

STEP FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: iunno
-- Your bedtime: i sleep whenever im tired
-- Most missed memory: phillipines

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
-- Pepsi or Coke: pepsi FTW
-- McDonald's or Burger King: bk
-- Adidas or Nike: nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: doesnt really matter
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

STEP SIX:
Do You...
-- Smoke: every now and then
-- Curse: of course
-- Sing: in the shower FTW
-- Dance: SOULJA BOI lol
-- Take a shower everyday: yes
-- Have a crush: yee
-- Do you think you've been in love?: nah probably jus infatuation
-- Want to go to college: ya i guess
-- Like(d) high school: sorta
-- Want to get married: yea
-- Get motion sickness: sometimes
-- Think you're attractive: tell me watchu think
-- Think you're a health freak: no
-- Get along with your parents: yea sometimes
-- Play an instrument: yea

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Gone to the mall: yep
-- Eaten Sushi: i think so
-- Been on stage: drama class lol
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone Skinny dipping: no
-- Stolen anything: no
-- Played a sport: yea

STEP EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been beaten up: nah
-- Shoplifted: candy lol

STEP NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: late 20s
-- Numbers of Children: 2
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: behid a dumpster lol
-- What country would you most like to visit?: pakistan lol


STEP TEN:
In the opposite/same sex.. or attracting..
-- Best eye color?: dont matter
-- Best hair color?: dont matter
-- Short hair or long hair?: long hair FTW
-- Height: shorter than me
-- Best weight: jus right
-- Best articles of clothing: a really really short skirt lol jk im not shallow ladies

STEP ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: hmmm
-- Number of CDs that I own: i unno
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of peircings: 0