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ITS BRITNEY BITCH

Bite the future and fuck the past

Tylerxs nine wonders of the world
1.Getting baked on top of the white house
2.Getting drunk with samual l jackson
3.Shooting eminem 10 times
4.Beating HHH in an arm wrestle
5.Stumping steven hawkings in a math problem
6.Starting anarchy in sanfransico(Gays Gone Wild)
7.Getting in a gang fight with usher!
8.Finding the end of PIE!
9.Make a day called naked day and make people all over the world get naked

DON'T...............THINK...............DO IT

That results in me being the biggest fuck up











MY WHOLE PHOTOBUCKET ALBUM IS FULL OF THIS SHIT

















My religious views


I consider all of you maggots of an unrealistic faith ........... but in a way THIS IS GENIUS there for i do not believe nor do not hate this or any religion because religion is the world smartest man made creation, considering how all of it ends in a place of piece for whom ever the mans belief system is ............ unless your satanic ..... THEN FUCK YOU
































Ok so everyone fuckin knows, I got ran over by a train. I broke my neck and my back. My head was gashed so they shaved the back of my head. The skin on my foot was torn off and my right wrist was crushed off (see figure's below). So I'm a quadrapleigic, amputee with a suposive brain injury.

How did this happen you say? Well on July 13th, Friday the 13th, me and my cousin Jimmy (Yimmycheese) decided to get some whisky. Yumm! We get a 40 and figure we'll save some for the following night. I forgot that me being who I am I cant save alcohol. So we finish it and are freakin out because us 2 finished a 40. We sit down to play some guitar hero. 14 days later i wake up in Vancouver General Hospital. Able to move nothing.

That night drunk Jimmy and myself decide to hit up 7 11 and check out a party. We go and suposively are the life of the party and just rock! About 3am rolls by and we try to make it home, and pass out in a park. Some lady wakes us up at about 4am and tells us to go home, drunk Jimmy doesn't get up but I do. I take my usual short cut home (the tracks) only drunk as fuck! and try walk on the tracks, obviously didnt quite make it, slipped and took a nap. And BAM got hit by a train! This is just what people have told me happen, I remember shit all.

Luckily now I have 1 good hand thats just weak, all the muscles in my body are working to a point, except for my right hand. And i'm just starting to walk a bit with a walker.