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ohkayy
$8.00 had sex.
$20.00 went past first base.
$10.00 only went to first base.
$1.00 smoked.
$7.00 got drunk.
$100.00 went skinny dipping.
$6.00 kissed someone of the opposite sex.
$50.00 cheated.
$75.00 fell asleep in class.
$1.50 cheated on a quiz.

$100.00 been suspended.
$75.00 been in a fist fight.
$2.00 yelled at a teacher.
$8.00 prank called the cops.
$4.00 stole something.
$100.00 done drugs.
$10.00 dyed your hair.
$15.00 done something with someone older.

$4.00 went out with someone over 18 if your under 18.
$10.00 ate a whole thing of oreos.
$0.01 cried yourself to sleep.
$50.00 said you love someone but didnt mean it.
$0.50 been in love/are inlove.
$3.00 got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing.

$10.00 went streaking.
$7.00 got arrested.
$3.00 made out with someone at the movies.
$2.00 peed in the pool
$0.75 played spin the bottle.
$10.00 done something you regret



$ 275.76
 

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Kids know best.
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8 (isn'tshe a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- -Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (blessyou child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
 

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50 weird questions
50 WEIRD QUESTIONS
Be ready to laugh! This may just be the most random survey you've ever taken!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Beth

2. What your fave type of cheese?
Gouda

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
a few

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
haha yea

5. What body part do you wash first?
uh where ever the soap ends up

6. Do you have any piercings?
6

7. What's your fave childhood movie?
Lion King

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie
outie

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Original

10. Have you ever been tied up?
uh not that i remember no

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
going to a "party" with mellissa after lying about it

12. What's your favorite animal cracker?
THE ELEPHANT

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
nope

14. How many times have you been cursed out?
a feww

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
which ever i pick up

16. What is your wildest fantasy?
i dunno ...?

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
no

18. Have you ever had friends with benefits?
no

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
not really no

20. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
yep

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
no ahha

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
brandon

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
i dont think so ahhaha

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
bath towel , air dry

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
no

26. What was your childhood nickname?
zesus

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
YESTERDAY HAHAHHA WITH NIKKI AND MELLISSA HAHAHA

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes room?
who peeks?

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
danced? i dunno i have done lots of stoopid shit... barked at people played sex all kinds of shit.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenail?
no

31. How do you normally eat your oreo cookies?
twist and lick

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
i dunno... pee?


36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
im not a light weight anymore ... but im not like i will never get drunk so i dunno depends what im drinking

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
fuck no

38. Name a weird fact you know?
casmere used to be made of camels fur on the bottom of their foot and is now made of goat

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
fold

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
death and sharks/ the ocean

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
a pussy willow in like grade 1 hahahahahahaha

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
tried to steal popcorn with my dad

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name? nope but my mom has

46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
no

47. Have you ever played naked twister?
haha no

48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
yea

49. Ever found your dates/loves sister or brother more attractive?
no

50. How many Bryce's do you know?
one
 

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i love my mom.
There was once a girl , she was talking to her mom on the phone ;

Girl : Hello ?
Mom : hey hunny .
Girl : oh hey .
Mom : look, i`m on my way out now,
so i wont be home to open the door ,
i`ll leave a key under then matt .
Girl : okay !
Mom : bye, love you .
Girl : love you too .

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as the girl got home, her mom`s vehicle was there . that was kindof confusing .
so she called her mom to ask where she was.

Mom : Hello ?
Girl : hey mom . uh , what`s wrong with
your voice ?
Mom : uh , cold .
Girl : you`re not my mom , you don`t sound
like, that . WHERES MY MOM !
Muderer : you`re right, i`m not your mom .
you`re mom is safe with me . right now ,
i`ll call you later . and if you listen, you`re
mom will be okay , love you .
Girl : *hangs up*

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the girl ran into her house . she yelled, "MOM !" but no answer .
she picked up the phone, to call 911. but right as she pressed
talk, the call was interupted by the other line .

Girl : hello ?
Murderer : hello .
Girl : oh my god ! why are you doing this ! ?
Muderer : because i can . lucky for me, there is
a thing called, hacking into phone lines . i never
knew it would work untill today .
Girl : fine, what do you want me to do .
Murderer : oh, you`ll find out soon .
* hangs up *

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the girl was scared to death , and she called 911 . they never showed up,
she waited at least half an hour . before she knew it, her cell phone rang .

Girl : yes ?
Murderer : why`d you call the cops ?
Girl : because you have my mom !
Murderer : well, not any more. since you
called the cops, you`ll never get her back .
turn around, Sarah .

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the man was right behind sarah , and she got killed before she knew it,
but her mom wasn`t dead . her mom was at a party with some work
friends. she just left her vehicle at home . her friend drove her, and when
her mom got back, there was a note on the table saying , " mom, i love
you . i`m sorry that this had to happen . but i stood up for you, you`re
welcome . you`re my everything, i love you with everything i have,
Love, Sarah "
her mom bursted out crying .
if you love your mother enough to do this, repost this
as, " i love you " in 5 minutes
 

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shieet
LONGEST GIRL SURVEY EVER! Don't be shy, fill it all out


1. Do you sleep in your bra? usually a sports bra
2. Have you kissed any one on your friend list? Yea
3. Are you happy with your looks? for the most part
4. Do you enjoy drama? noooo
5. Are you a girly girl? my mom says im a boy =[
6. Who was the last person you hugged?my mommy
7.Small or large purses? mehh a purse is a purse.
8. Are you short? if you call 5'7'' short.
9. Do you like someone? takin' er easyy.
10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? depends.. if its a girl friend whatever,,, if it a guy... friend or random ...get mad.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yeahh.
12. Do you think you`re conceited? No
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? nope wish i did though.
14. Are you double jointed? yeah
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? my deck?
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ha no.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? that im gunna get my ass kicked?
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? Mendes, Tappy, Bay.
20. How many guys will read this just because of the subject? who knowss
[X] I do wear make up
[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
[X] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth
[X] I get jealous.
[X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[X]I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[X] I`d be lost without my computer
[X] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[X]I own a Britney Spears CD.
[X] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I`ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[X] Guys are confusing
[X] I`ve been called a bad influence.
[X] My friends are the best.
[X] I have a piercing other then my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing? yellow
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? rather dark.. its sexier. but dont really matter
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? no trying the no drama deal =p
5. Do you have a best friend? A-flo.... werdd.
6.Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Nope
8. Do you like your life? for the most part.. i have off days
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Yes
11.Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yeah,
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? guys.. girls are too catty
14. Have you ever slapped a guy in the face? yeah justin ward in grade 8
15. What are your biggest fears? Death
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yeah
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yea
18. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater? i believe people can change.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yeah
20. Do you ever wish you were famous? haha sometimes i wish i could be in the future. but not right now no,
21. Are you currently missing someone? Yeah

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?
cowboy or gangster? cowboy
preppy or punk/goth? preppy
face or body? dont matter
sweet or sexy? gotta be sweet and sexy... its the package.
city-slicker or rural guy? dont care
contact or glasses? depends on what suits you

QUESTIONS
Eyeliner or Mascara? eyeliner
Pumps or flats? pumps
Skirts or pants? Jeans
Socks or leggings? Socks
Hoodies or jackets? hoodie
Heels or sneakers? Sneakers
Straight or curly hair? straight
Hoops or dangling earrings? none
White or black? Black
Diet or regular sodas? Regular
Pearls or diamonds? diamonds
Ipod or cell phone? ipod
Friends or family? family
Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip Gloss
Manicure or pedicures? manicure
Tank tops or beaters?both
love or peace? both
Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses

IN A GUY
Funny or Serious? funny but serious
Cute or Hot? well if your cute your hot.
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? dont matter.
Long Hair or Short Hair? short unless long suits you
Curly Hair or Straight Hair? straight
Good Dancer or Good Singer? both are sexy
Basketball Player or Football Player? UH RUGBY HELLO!!.
Jock or Rebel? dont matter
Smoker or Non-smoker? non-smoker definatly.
Drunk or Sober? sober.
Druggie or Clean? clean
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car? muscle car or motorcycle =] =0
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven? facial hair is hot... but its not for eveyone.
Younger or Older? same age or older
Player or Loyal? Loyal
Bad or Nice? a little of both
 

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He did love me
just like i loved him
but somewhere along the way
i was wrong
and i thought that i would go on strong
and that it didnt hurt me
but time made me realize how hurt i was
but it was too late
if i could go back
and take back that mistake
if only i could have realized
what i would lose
who i would lose
maybe i would have been okay
i needed a bad man to find out what a good one felt like
and then it was too late
the time had past.
i would never hae the best guy in my life back.
and though it took me a while to realize it...
i really do love him
and once upon a time...
he loved me too.
 

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2008.
&&I.WouldRatherBeAlone;;
ThenWithAnyoneElse.//
 

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2008
Do i cry
In the night
Do i long
To hold you tight
Do i wake
Wanting you
Yes i do
Do i recall
Everyday
How you took
My breath away
Do i remember
Loving you
Yes i do

Yes i do
Dream of all we had together
Is it true we lost it all forever
Do i pray anyways
Yes i do
 

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2008
Thanks to those who hated me,
You made me a stronger person.
Thanks to those who loved me,
You made my heart grow fonder.
Thanks to those who envied me,
You made my self-esteem grow stronger.
Thanks to those who cared,
You made me feel important.
Thanks to those who entered my life,
You made me who I am today.
Thanks to those who left,
You showed me that nothing lasts forever.
Thanks to those who stayed,
You showed me the true
meaning of "friendship"
 

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smile.for.me
when the world gives you a thousand reasons to cry..
show the world you have a million reasons to smile.
 

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2008.
B'cause i miss you
Body&Soul
So strong;;
that it takes
my breath away//
&&I. breath you
into my Heart&Pray
for the strength
to stand today;;
Cause i love you
whether it;s wrong or right//
Though i can't
Be with you tonight
I know my heart is by
Your Side♥
 

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YEAA.
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
 

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It doesn't feel right
holding someone else's hand.

I want to wear your baseball hat,
Sit next to you at our high school football game,
And, have your arms wrapped around me,
Knowing that nothing can take away this feeling.

you just have to go after what you want
and if it doesn't want you back
it doesn't deserve you anyway

maybe my heart told your heart
it had a parking place outside
or that we both like taking walks
& doing things at night
maybe our heart have the same favorite colors
& found each other that way
or maybe it was because they both like sunshine best
& always tell the summer to stay
maybe your heart sent my heart a secret message
that said i've been waiting for you lets go love
or maybe when it comes to things like this
there aren't reasons
HEARTS JUST KNOW

IT TAKES A MINUTE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE
AN HOUR TO LIKE SOMEONE
A DAY TO LOVE SOMEONE
BUT IT TAKES A LIFETIME TO FORGET SOMEONE </3

Love is when you think of nothing else but the one person. When you look at the moon and
think what could they be doing? Love is loving that person no matter
how poor, ugly he or she may be to others. Love is when the years pass
and you still get speechless and can't talk. Love is wanting or
comparing everyone else to that person. Love makes you talk to yourself
and makes you cry to think you are not the one for him or her. Love is
letting him or her go if that is what makes them happy and it makes you
sad. Love is wonderful if it is given back but can be miserable if the
feeling is not mutual. Love does not stop and you can't turn it on and
off like a switch light. When love hits you age has nothing to do with it.

If you want something
you got to fight like hell &
break rules.

just like iPods; hearts are being
played all over the world.
 

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ShelbyLynne
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ox.MBSSoxTaken;;ox.ML.ox.employedox.

she's never pulled anyone from a burning building
she's never rocked Central Park to a half a million fans, screaming out her name
she's never hit a shot to win the game
she's never left her footprints on the moon
she's never made a solo hot air balloon ride, around the world,
she's just your everyday average girl but...
she's somebody's hero
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I`ll Be Your Cigarette -
light me up and get on with it. i'll be hard to f o r g e t
g o o d or b a d i'm just a habit
Good Or Bad I'm Just Your Habit. And You Try To Put Me Down Everytime
You Come Back Around.And You Try To Put Me Away Tell Yourself

y o u - g o n n a - k i c k - i t - s o m e d a y




& it's too long before you point it out

I CANNOT CRY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S WEAKNESS IN YOUR
EYES I'M FORCED TO FAKE A SMILE, A LAUGH EVERY DAY OF
MY LIFE MY HEART CAN'T POSSIBLY BREAK WHEN

it wasn't even whole to start with.
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\\.ThatGirlsACowboy;;
♥♥


&&AllSheNeedsIsABoyToRide;;
♥♥


Sometimes, It's Good To Be
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Shortie had them apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shortie got Low.

Them baggy sweatpants
And the reeboks with the straps
She turned around and gave that
Big booty a smack
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shortie got Low.


GIRLS TALK SHIT BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY KNOW ME
Truth Is If I Had A Dick- They'd Be The First To Blow Me


The Keepers.
Mellissa.Nick.Clayton.
Ashley F.Mike L.Trevor.Mike O.
Alex C.Alex R.Maxine.
Cassie.Jordon.Adam.
Connor.Brian.Katie.
Liz.Ashley M.Nikki.
Cody.Kyla.Brodey.Mark.
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&&.JustBecauseSheComesOffStrong
Doesn'tMeanSheDidn'tFallAsleepCrying;;
&&.EvenThoughSheActsLikeNothingsWrong
Maybe,JustMaybeShesReallyGoodAt[[Lying]]


You've Gotta Have A Plan,
Some Kind Of a Dream?

Right..Let Me Tell You Something Okay?.
Where I'm From,
Having a Dream Doesn't Make You Smart..
Knowing It Wont Come True,
That Does.

♥♥


Your So Cheesy.
Come On, I'm Sweeping You Off Your Feet♥
The Sad Part Is You Kind Of Are.


What Do You Want From Me?.
I Just Want You.♥♥


Were talking about Passion!
Not the kind of passion you buy for $1.99
At the grocery store with a can of soup.

♥♥♥♥♥


Seth: You ate my toast Summer.
Summer: I like crusts Seth.
Seth: Face it, Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?!
Summer: The pain this fork will cause,
When i JAM it into your eye...
I suffer from Rage Blackouts.


You Had Me,
You Had Me Three Months Ago.
&& You Left.
It Has Nothing To Do With Me.
It's About You,
It Has Always Been About You.
What You Need & What You Want.
You Know It Seems You Only Want Me,
When You Can't Have Me.
You Like The Chase & Thats All.
So You Know What?
You Can Have It.
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Just because your leaving,
Doesn't mean i'm letting you go.


Seth:Get a Room!
Sandy:Count your blessings.
kids with affectionate parents grow up to be
better adjusted sexually as adults.

Seth:I know. I meant get a room, my room
And do it in front of me (:


You look so sad,
I'd give anything to be that miserable
Because if i remember correctly
Thats what it feels like to be in love♥


CHILI: Last Year, Some guy
snaked his wave, so Volchuk went up on
the pier and dropped a kitchen sink on him.
I mean, where did this guy get a kitchen sink?!

CHILI: Boyfriend? Thats gunna be a problem
because i love you.
i fall fast&hard.

CHILI: Is this Ryan?
yeah i see why you didnt break up with him,
Chiseled Jaw, Deep Soulful Eyes
...He's Pretty.
♥♥♥

KeepYourCoins;;
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PRINCESS*SHELBY

16 ; MBSS * Taken ! ML / Live'ItUp =]
CINDERELLA WALKED ON BROKEN GLASS,
SLEEPING BEAUTY LET A WHOLE LIFETIME PASS,
BELLE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HIDEOUS BEAST,
JASMINE MARRIED A COMMON THIEF,
ARIEL WALKED ON LAND FOR LOVE,
SNOW WHITE BARELY ESCAPED A KNIFE.
IT WAS ALL BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS,
BECAUSE LOVE MEANS FACING OUR BIGGEST FEARS.
 

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