You know when your bored you'll call up your friends, but for some reason that very night everyone is dong something. There at work, or at an event, or maybe even at some funeral for their dead grandma. It seems everyone had something to do that night and it sucked. It sucked for you because you are bored. Even "Karen the douche bag" had something to do that night. Next thing you know your calling up people from a list of friends phone numbers which you haven't seen since you were in grade 5. As you look down the list your beginning to think who the fuck is Johnny and why do I only have 3 people written down on this list. So then you give up on that and make way to the computer. You go on your msn, nexopia, or maybe even facebook and you know what? no ones on. You get so bored you start googling on stuff you've always wondered about. Like what the fuck does a unicorn sound like or a jackle. Turns out not to be so interesting after all, but at least you now know what it sounds like. If your like me you like to adventure a little bit on that internet. That’s right you know what im talking about. Looking up on adopting baby Mexicans, everyone does it. Just think a dollar a day saves and feeds a baby Mexican. I just want to know how the fuck can you a feed a baby Mexican for only a dollar? What meal is a dollar that they are keeping away from us? You then leave your computer, why? because your starving you want food and a beverage that will make you go yummy, refreshing, and delicious. You voyage to the fridge were you will find absolutely nothing, why? Because your mother did not get groceries. At this point you have a mini panic attack. But you then pull yourself together and hopscotch to your bed where you then lay down. Keep in mind at this point you are bored out of your mind and you are hungry/ maybe thirsty. Now you start thinking about shit you haven't thought about in years, like why did Rob throw a fucking boulder at my ankle? Who throws boulders at peoples ankles as they are peeing? and then all of a sudden you think what meal is only a dollar worth that feeds a baby Mexican? and just like that your asleep and that day of endless boredom ends.