10 Reasons To Date A Lacrosse Player
1. The know how to use their stick
2. They have great accuracy
3. They don't mind playing rough
4. They play for 60 minutes
5. Their great with their hands
6. They always wear protection
7. They play in many positions
8. Their always moving
9. They keep going, even if it hurts
10. They score more than hockey players
25 reasons you know your a lacrosse player
1.You pop the colla
2.Your a dick to everyone
3.Your always got something in your mouth(chew, spitz, gum)
4.Your cocky
5.You no wat "sesh" means
6.First ones drunk, lasts ones to leave
7.Will use any excuse to get new gear
8.Wear sandles with jeans
9.Use to have long hair
10.You act like your thug
11.Wife beaters are considered a nice shirt
12.You have your own style
13.You fight your friends all the time
14.you slap your friends in the nuts for fun
15.Pain is considered fun
16.You think you can rap
17.You use the words gnarly and garbage
18.You'll do anything for a laugh
19.You are obsessed with your traps
20.You hate americans
21.You want to make it to the show
22.You pack into hot sweaty areanas to watch crappy lacrosse,
but its lax so you dont care
23.You'll drop the mits against the biggest goon in the league, just to drop the mits
24.You'll do anything just so you have a funny story to tell
25.Your fucking Canadian
Artist: Bone Crusher
Album: Fat Man Stomp 12"
Title: Fat Man Stomp
feat. Cotton Mouth
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
Let me see ya go left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
I do the fat man stomp
If you ain't it's cool, tell 'em
But I'm a just show you what you gotta do
Just pick up your right and then your left shoe
And stomp, ha, stomp, ha
But make sure you keep your rhythm right, tell 'em
Cause if you used, ? step on some shoes
They be mad at you like you's a crazy fool
But you gotta do what you gotta do
And then stomp too
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
Let me see ya go left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Do the, I do the fat man stomp
[Cotton Mouth]
Hey y'all, it's Cotton Mouth
It's that fat motherfucker from the dirty south
And I fuck up the floors all through ya house
Make you bounce that baby, wanna kick ya out
Got a little dance called the fat man stomp
Guaranteed to get your ass up and crunk
This dance ain't for the slim and young
It's only for the folks that wanna have fun
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
Let me see ya go left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Do the, I do the fat man stomp
Ladies and gentlemen, don't get it confused
It's the fat man stomp for you and you
Feel the whole world move to the heavy groove
Get off the wall people, what you gotta lose
In case the club just can't handle the bass
Of the worldwide jam that's rocking the place
Just stomp, stomp
And let them know that you still get crunk
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
Let me see ya go left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Do the, I do the fat man stomp
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I say go fat boy, go fat boy, go, go fat boy, go fat boy, go
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
I do the fat man stomp, whomp, who-who-who-whomp
Let me see ya go left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Left to right, left to right, left to right, left to right
Do the, I do the fat man stomp
real men start out young
this tripped me out how about you
Kr3w
PEACE OUT
likes:
weed
bongs
pipes
joints
blazin with my boys
ballin hats
ballin clothes
getting drunk wit my boys
dislikes:
bitches
the rare and frightning ginger fish(angie)
kal school
people who talk shit behind other peoples backs
my dad and step mom
people who fuck me over