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If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'PULL' copy and paste this onto your profile
10 reasons why bikes are better than girlfriends
1-Bikes dont get pregnant
2-You can ride them any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
4-You can share a bike with friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see movie or
meet its parents
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