I will list the similarities
Bar Dancing...
1. lots of humping
2. requires confidence which in turn requires alcohol
3. sometimes multiple people are involved
4. Physical attraction helps
5. There are a variety of moves everyone knows

Ballroom Dancing...
1. Its always the guys fault if something goes wrong
2. But sometimes the girl has terrible frame and there's just nothing you can really do about it
3. Learn something new every time
4. The guy leads
5.There's always one question that can turn the night one way or the other (want to come upstairs? / would you like to dance?)

Breakdancing
1. the Uhh sound
2. sometimes you gotta get on your knees
3.practice makes perfect
4. keep rhythm
5. finish every set with an explosion

LOL ROFL WHEN I HEAR THIS I ROFLED IRL
Did you know ekans the pokemon is snake spelled backwards


and arbok the pokemon is Kobra backwards

but then....
what is Muk?

ROFLMFAO

95% of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers
were on a 100 foot building about to jump.
copy and paste this if you are one of the 5%
who brought popcorn and invited friends

People always ask me "why don't you ware brand name clothes?"
and I really think its a stupid question...
because wheres the logic in spending an extra $20 on a pair of shoes with a little logo on it that everyone else has when you could just get the same nice looking shoes without a little logo on it....
so why do you wear brand name clothes?

Get good marks in grade 10
Get kickass phone wallpaper
Discover an awesome catch phrase x20
Get a tango partner
watch the dark knight
make 1 new friend
make 5 new friends
make 10 new friends
become known in the school as "that kid who breakdances"
Graduate
Sex
Get cockblocked
Get someone to teach me how to snowboard
Say NO - when offered a cigarette

I will list them off
If you dont get it (which you wont if you weren't there)
just ask for the story

I cried during a rockband song...

I have 1337 skill when it comes to the water cooler

I sure know how to hide a stain from french vanilla coffee

the secret to bowling strikes in wii .... pillows

one of the greatest things in a girl is p e r s o n a l i t y

689

6.9

snowboards get you LAID ... REGULARLY

everyone! has LG phones...

I love the statue my gramma sent me http://s303.photobucket.com/albums/nn121/Yonnyboy3​/?action=view¤t=pornographicstatue.jpg

I get rageing clues

I get more words right in "timmy and the lords of the underworld" on rockband

more to come... dont worry