my grandpa died... i dont even care about anything else except for that right now in my life. Im really upset and dont know how to deal with it but hide it.

"Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are." - Dale Carnegie

We go see Shannon cuz T-rev wants to get tattooed... makes his appointment and after we decide lets all go grab a beer. The closest bar is just beside the tattoo shop called buddies. The catch to the bar is that its a gay bar but we go in anyways. We get in order a pitcher of beer and there is all these old guys our dads age already hitting on us making it very awkward but we just laugh it off. We go to the other side of the bar and just start playing pool this one guy wearing a faded green t shirt with Mr Horny from those kid books with the different Mrs on it keeps eyeing all of us out then comes over starts talking to us. End up having a kinda awkward conversation then out of no where he tells us that he thinks Worton is really cute so we all kinda laugh say thats awesome and what not Worton even says thank you to the dude. Guy leaves comes back we all talk to him again go outside for a smoke (and for people wondering i dont smoke but went out cuz im not going to sit in a gay bar by myself) so this guy keeps hitting on all of us mainly Worton though its kinda weird but we take it for what it is. Eventually he asks worton if he is straight worton answers yep sure am. The random then asks not curious at all or willing to experiment worton replies no man sorry then the random leaves.


Now a few hours later we are all playing pool on whyte ave chilling having food and drinks then this really manly girl comes into the bar. We notice her and cant stop laughing at how hard she is trying to be sexy and eventually this bro wearing american eagle notices her sexy moves and starts dancing with her getting it on the dance floor they start making out. We all start laughing so hard we cant even handle whats going on. Eventually T-rev and a girl head over there to do some investigating to get a closer look at the sexy girl. They come back say she has to be a dude her name is carmel electra she has a mad deep voice with an adams apple popping out of her neck. This new couple with the bro and girl end up holding hands getting it on then head out the door for a night he will never forget. We end up finding out from someone at the bar that Carmel Electra is transexual prostitute. We all cant stop laughing, some of us were even in tears. so all in all it was a great night of awesome laughs.

Can you name all these movies in order without cheating??

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Tell them lies and they will believe you
When you're honest they will deceive you
If you love them they will just leave you
But if you play them they will stay with you

some low life in red deer stole myvans
if yousee them get them back for me

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Okay so its only 9 questions lets see how you do.

1 Name the only sport where the fans and the athletes dont know the score or whos in the lead until the very end.


2 What famous landmark in North America is constantly moving backwards?


3 Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. What are the only two perennial vegetables?


4 What fruit has its seeds on the outside?


5 Youre able to buy pear brandy....with a real pear inside the bottle. How do they get the pear inside the bottle when the bottle hasnt been cut in any way.


6 Only three words start with "Dw" in English, can you name them?


7 There are 14 punctuation marks in English Grammar. Can you name half of them?


8 What is the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked or any other form exept fresh?


9 Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S"


I have all the answers so get back to me and lets see if you win 100 dollars!

You're on your own my little nightmare you cannot stay here
It's far too bright for you
If they attack you just lay there,
Play dead dear, it's your only hope of pulling through.

And seconds they seem like a lifetime.
A dream, recurring, a dream that can't come true.
And they'll pin it all on you
After all you've been put through.



"Sadie G. she's crazy, see?"
That's what the white coats say.
Now Ms. Susan A. is losing
Every opportunity to put us all away.

Go run along my little nightmare.
Your job is done here.
You've scared them all to death.
If they revive them just sit there.
Just smile dear. Make them thankful for every breath.

The sentence may seem like a lifetime,
A scream, that curdling the blood they found on you.
And your knives and clothing too.
Charlie's broken .22

"Sadie G. she's crazy, see?"
That's what the white coats say.
Now Ms. Susan A. is losing
Every opportunity.

Well they found you and they shipped you up the river the same way that you've bound and gaged.
You've shot and stab.
You tried to set them free, but they've thrown away the keys.



"He represented a God to me that was so beautiful that I'd do anything for him.
I'd do anything for God.
Even murder, if I believed it was right.
How could it not be right if it is done with love?
I have no remorse for doing what was right to me.
I have no guilt in me."

I really want to get this shirt but Im low on funds can you help me get this? honestly every little bit counts.

The mechanic says, “If you’re male and you’re Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?
...
How Tyler saw it was that getting God’s attention for being bad was better than getting no attention at all. Maybe because God’s hate is better than His indifference.
If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
We are God’s middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention.
Unless we get God’s attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption.
Which is worse, hell or nothing?
Only if we’re caught and punished can we be saved.
“Burn the Louvre,” the mechanic says, “and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”

"stupid games are for stupid people"