We go see Shannon cuz T-rev wants to get tattooed... makes his appointment and after we decide lets all go grab a beer. The closest bar is just beside the tattoo shop called buddies. The catch to the bar is that its a gay bar but we go in anyways. We get in order a pitcher of beer and there is all these old guys our dads age already hitting on us making it very awkward but we just laugh it off. We go to the other side of the bar and just start playing pool this one guy wearing a faded green t shirt with Mr Horny from those kid books with the different Mrs on it keeps eyeing all of us out then comes over starts talking to us. End up having a kinda awkward conversation then out of no where he tells us that he thinks Worton is really cute so we all kinda laugh say thats awesome and what not Worton even says thank you to the dude. Guy leaves comes back we all talk to him again go outside for a smoke (and for people wondering i dont smoke but went out cuz im not going to sit in a gay bar by myself) so this guy keeps hitting on all of us mainly Worton though its kinda weird but we take it for what it is. Eventually he asks worton if he is straight worton answers yep sure am. The random then asks not curious at all or willing to experiment worton replies no man sorry then the random leaves.
Now a few hours later we are all playing pool on whyte ave chilling having food and drinks then this really manly girl comes into the bar. We notice her and cant stop laughing at how hard she is trying to be sexy and eventually this bro wearing american eagle notices her sexy moves and starts dancing with her getting it on the dance floor they start making out. We all start laughing so hard we cant even handle whats going on. Eventually T-rev and a girl head over there to do some investigating to get a closer look at the sexy girl. They come back say she has to be a dude her name is carmel electra she has a mad deep voice with an adams apple popping out of her neck. This new couple with the bro and girl end up holding hands getting it on then head out the door for a night he will never forget. We end up finding out from someone at the bar that Carmel Electra is transexual prostitute. We all cant stop laughing, some of us were even in tears. so all in all it was a great night of awesome laughs.