Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex? lol... no! who would believe me? of course!
The same sex? you fucking bet!
Someone you weren't in a relationship with? ...yes?
Have you done anything that qualifies as ''almost sex"? probably
Had sex in a public place? lol yes!
Have you cheated on someone? yes
Cheated with someone? umm, like the person that aided someone else to cheat on their significant other? yes.

Drugs
Have you smoked cigars or cigarettes more than once? sure have.
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia? SWED!! and shrooms are great.. I wanna try salvia.
Used hard drugs? yes :$
Used needle drugs or inhalants? ..used to inhale jiffy fumes?
Used prescription pills to get high? ..nope
Bought drugs? sure have
Introduced someone else to their first drug? ... yes
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs? lol not rehab, but yes

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol? uh huh
Do you drink often? nope... ppl think im an alchy anyways
Have you taken shots? BODY SHOTS
Have you thrown up from drinking? umm no, but I wish I did.
Have you passed out? yah, but not from drinking
Have you played drinking games? of course! thats how you waste time!
Was your first real drink before the age of 15? ..yes
Have you woken up not remembering the night before? Ive woken up confused about the night before, but didnt forget the whole thing.. and not from drinking.
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have when sober? umm... I dont think so.
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze? no lol

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class? yes! stress managment!
Been suspended? yes..
Been expelled? YES!
Cut class? duh
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it? umm no
Done drugs at school? YES!
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal? umm probably they're stupid

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison/arrested? umm not really, but cops have come to my house a lot
Have you been the victim of a violent crime? no... I have too many bodyguards
Have you committed a violent crime? umm, like beaten someone? no, I wish.
TAMARA YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!
Have you ever almost died? probably lol thats why I still live.
Do you have any mental illnesses? yes
Is your family a dysfunctional mess? not really, but my dad is a dysfuncitonal mess rofl

We're Very Disappointed In You
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in? yes
Ever had a party while your parents were out? nah
Ever crash your parents' car? nope lol... but I almost ran over an old lady
Run away? I guess thats what its called
Been grounded for a month or more? noo...
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal? umm probs
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone? lol no im ninja
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person? lol you bet!
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car? umm I think so ?