"No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar." --Office Space.

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

I watch far too much TV. I sit really close to the screen because I watched Poltergeist when I was young. I like to eat. Eating is really in. I suppose that's not very emo of me to say. It would probably be more hip if I were to say that I don't eat and that my diet consists of water and saltless crackers. But that would be lying and lying is a sin. If we are what we eat than I am one big fat hunk of lard and grease. My diet is Taco Bell, McDonalds and Subway punctuated by stints of salads and other healthy things. (But that's generally only when my Mother decides she's vegetarian after watching Gordy and she makes all kinds of crazy meatless dishes. I am proud to say that she is no longer living in that depravity and now eats meat. Yay Mom. I knew you could do it.) Generally green food scares me.

I'm pretty much the biggest nerd I know. Like really.

Sometimes I just sit outside on the roof of my shed with my guitar and a box of kleenex and cry about the beauty of the world. Does this mean I'm emo?

My best friend is truly amazing. He died for me. But wait, you haven't heard the best part...He rose from the dead for me too! Did your best friend do that? Mine is named Jesus Christ. He's pretty rad. I bet he wears old man sweaters and indie glasses, reads literature by Sautre' and Poe and plays the guitar better than Eric Clapton.

I really like Eric Clapton. If I didn't already have a savior...I'd worship him.

I'm a sucker for anything acoustic. (I also jack lyrics from bands because I'm too lame to come up with my own thoughts.)

I talk about grilling a lot. I've been known to randomly spew the words "FIRE 'EM UP!" on various occasions. It makes people question my sanity.

Being angry at the world. I guess? Is that trendy?

That I have one friend in my friends list.

That I always have a lot to say. Obviously.

Anything nerdy. Obviously.

Being overly poetic. Obviously.

Black and white pictures. Obviously.

Being an art geek. Obviously.

Saying obviously. It makes me feel superior.

We're pretty much the same person me and you; with a few minor alterations. In place of your beer I've got chocolate milk, instead of your weed and/or other substances I've got cheese (whether it be Gouda or Havarti), and instead of a cigarette I'm holding a pickle between my forefingers. Substitute your Maxim with me rocking my Bible (the ultimate accessory) and you're me. Not too different.

I really like really love cheese. Like really. It is probably the greatest thing God has ever blessed me with. A good ol' hunk of vintage cheese. So prime. Now imagine that ok? Sounds righteous right? Just wait, add pickles to it. Incredible? Now, after you've done that, down it all with a cold glass of chocolate milk infused with just the right amount of white milk. Almost too great to fathom? Understandable. So this is what my life has come to. Sad really. Nexopia is this vast realm with many dimensions and endless possiblities to encounter and transform lives with the words we type in these boxes. I choose cheese. Hm.

I like sports. I enjoy the hardcore tough steroid induced ones like rugby and hockey. But I really like the wussy ones too like volleyball and ping pong. But golf. I mean wow. Like what a sport. It's just. Well It's so. Golf is good.

I like to longboard. Mostly at night so no one can see the full extent of my terribleness. It's sad really. I also like to snowboard. But I've pretty much quit. Mostly because everyone does it and I can't do anything that anyone else is in to. Actually that really isn't the reason. It's mostly because I suck and everyone is getting better than me.

Surfing is fun. I kind of just want to leave it at that so that it looks like I'm hardcore but I can't. The way I'm about to describe my surfing style is about to make you so hot for me. Ok so I run Baywatch style into the water with pretty impressive speed on the beach at which point I fall at the change of terrain. After getting up and regaining composure (but leaving all hope of dignity on the sand where it fell), I continue to run, being thrust by the oncomming currents. My 3 foot long hair gets plastered to my face beneath which I am sputtering for breath. I gracefully thrash it back to reveal bloodshot red eyes that are stinging from the salt. I put my beginner boogie-board beneath my knees to scrape off the thin layer of surface skin and acquire new red irritated little bumps that make my legs look ever so sexy. Then I actually catch a huge wave, ride it out, and jump off only to do it all over again. Now if that isn't the hottest picture...

I enjoy friend-types who are spontaneous. Doing random things for no reason is probably one of the greatest joys of this kids life. Yes for Random Day.

I'm a big fan of Spiderman as my Underoos would attest. And being of true girl nature, I very much enjoyed the Spiderman kiss. Generally any kiss in the rain seems to be a stellar kiss I just imagine being upside down would make it all that much more. Kisses are very special though and not to be taken lightly.

I love kids. However, nannying four of them under the age of 8 is very much birth control in itself.

I'm about the nerdiest girl I know. I love books and yes, work in a library. Anything by Dave Eggers and C.S. Lewis is sheer brilliance. But I could go on for days about books. Besides, what better book is there than the Bible?

Ok so guess what kind of movies I'm into. Guess. If you picked the dark, depressing, and disturbing then you got it! Anything that you could see an Indie girl picking, then I'm probably the less trendy girl stalking her in the video store renting whatever she did. Donnie Darko, Garden State, Nightmare Before Christmas, Neverending Story, and other things like that. Actually I've never really SEEN Donnie Darko except on this kid's nexus page. His name was XemokidX or something so I figured, hey that's the way to go. I actually fall asleep to any of my growing collection of Land Before Time movies every night and enjoy comedy by the likes of Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and Chris Kattan. But definitely still love the creepy and dark movies because they challenge your intellect. It's always nice to just sit there and not think though. Brilliance is found in other genres too; I mean, I love lamp: classic.

This is the part where I become a terrible cliche'. I like music. I like to think that the only bands I listen to are ones that you don't and have never heard of. I pretend like the CD's in my CD player are the ones that you could never understand. As much of a cliche' as this was, I do love music. It is in my soul, in my heart and I am an avid reader of lyrics. I love guitar, piano, banjo, my vocal chords. Basically anything that has the potential to create music because music is an expression of the soul and that is ever so intriguing. However I refuse to listen to ska because for whatever reason I absolutely think it is of the devil. Do you want to worship the devil? No? Then don't listen to ska music! I love indie music, anything that has the ability to make you cry or think, and symphony and classical. I'm dying to understand Jazz because for the longest time I couldn't, but now I see it's quite brilliant and worth some consideration. I'm a diehard fan of bands who push the limit and dare to do different. Bands that are edgy and out of the ordinary are what I listen to. Any kind of music where I want to crack the lyricists head open just to find out what's inside is what I adore.
<Insert list of indie/emo/hardcore bands you have never heard of here>

I love California. The scene is rad there.

I like to drive in big cities.

I like to run through my house (or school, the mall, work, wherever basically) and make my own theme music. It makes my life seem exciting.

Basically anything more trendy than me.

Satan. he kinda sucks.

I don't mean to be a "player hater" but I'm not a fan of the whole "Wigga" thing. You are white. Embrace it.

How my school has an affinity for purple doors with purple trim.

Onions. They make me want to find the nearest clown and puke in his oversized unfunny pants.

Oh. I also don't like clowns.

Excessively tall people intimidate me.

The stingy amount of pickle to burger ratio at fast food places. How much could pickles possibly cost?

Clowns scare the poop out of me.

Saskatchewan.

Ok so I know that the extra amount of effort moving your index or pinky finger requires but...could you please be a doll and move it just a little to finish words correctly? I've never really understood the reasoning behind using "Z"s instead of an "S". "Hugz" makes you look kind of...hm...stupid. Hugs. That just looks nicer. Being a grammar natzi is sometimes a hard job. w/e, brb, lol, I'm not getting the cleverness or cuteness...and please...oh gosh I beg of you....PLEASE don't spell words that begin with "C" with a "K"!

I don't really like internet stalkers. They're the creepy people who enter these sites preying on young girls (or boys whatever your preference) asking specifically for webcams and pics and things of that innapropriate nature. I'll add to this category the alarming amount of shirtless men on this site! Aah! How do you expect me to have purity with all this beligerent slight nudity! Discretion and humility are words I would like to introduce to you. (This is the part where you type in Dictionary.com and find out what those words mean.)

God Bless and Thank You for looking at my profile.
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