The Wife, The Kids, And the White Picket Fence

Mail order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wives,
Had the ways and means to breach,
The borders of easy street,

And to blend right in,
We all surrounded them in a white picket fence,
Now both ends meet,

Sufficed to say there's a time and a place,
So I wait,
For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
That burns at both our good ends,

Two peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard child,
Took one step more and went straight to the source,
And to blend right in,
They opened fire with their rain checks spent to make ends meet,

Sufficed to say there's a time and a place,
So I wait,
For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
That burns at both our good ends,

Go on, paint the whole town red,
I'd rather follow who cleans up the mess,
And so I wait,

Sufficed to say there's a time and a place,
So I wait,
For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
That burns at both our good ends.

Sculptures (for my whole gallery, go to www.jester-race.deviantart.com ).

"Major Burrows"

Major Burrows (c) Nintendo

"Spyro The Dragon"

Spyro does not approve!

Smoky Progg

Smoky Progg (c) Nintendo

"Burrowing Snagret in the Wistful Wild"

Burrowing Snagret and Wistful Wild (c) Nintendo

"A Proper Execution Executed Improperly"



"Optic Lead Dispenser"


"I- The Trap, The Prey"

Full sculpture: http://jester-race.deviantart.com/art/I-The-Trap-T​he-Prey-4-76436025

"Valoo the Sky Spirit"
(c) Nintendo


"Blooper Nanny"
(c) Nintendo


Bulborb
(c) Nintendo


"Anti-Survival Instinct"


Ridley
(c) Nintendo

Full sculpture: http://jester-race.deviantart.com/art/Ridley-89176​089

Quotes:

"No, your opinion is wrong"
-Me

"Isn't life hilariously brief?".
-Matt

.[ Seifer Almasy. ]. .[ "Zell The Ninja! -Karate Chops Seifer's Shoulder-". ]. says:
*licks snail* o_O; hi snail...wanna go save the world?
.[ Seifer Almasy. ]. .[ "Zell The Ninja! -Karate Chops Seifer's Shoulder-". ]. says:
*gets highpitched voice* Snail: oookay

"I'm like a polar bear im always COLD"
-Krista

"I hate having big boobs! When I lay down, I can't even see the TV "
-Krista

"What do you mean I'm not smart?! I have a brain like a rhinoceros"
-Krista

"I don't want a technical job. I just wanna be a special needs person or something." (She ment special needs assistant )
-(you guessed it) Krista


Scale of Humanity
by: the grade 9 version of myself.

Heavenly whisper
Thunderous roar
Innocent child
Filthy w.hore

Sleeping enemies are peaceful until they awake
A world of fighting that everyone hates

A killer's ambition...
Driven by sin...
Once was a child...
Burning within

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The following is a somewhat random quote from Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It's the only book that I've been able to maintain interest in enough to finish of all of the books I've tried to read over the past 4-5 years.

This quote is a fragment of a conversation between the story's main protagonist, Yossarian and Major Sanderson, a psyciatrist.



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Games (idea stolen from Chrissy :P)
Note: Thanks to my obsessive-compulsive tendencies, I always arrange my game cases in the order that I bought them thus, my list for each section will have the games listed from oldest-newest. Beyond Sony Playstation, I'm not 100% sure about the order. You don't care anyways... and if you do, you're in more need of a life than I am.

PSP
LocoRoco
Patapon
Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters
Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles
N+
Locoroco 2 (Now Playing)

Xbox
Splinter Cell
Fable

Xbox 360
Saints Row
Prey
BioShock
The Orange Box
Gears of War
Condemned: Criminal Origins
The Darkness
Grand Theft Auto IV
Dead Space
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Saints Row 2

Wii
Wii Sports
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Excite Truck
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Elebits
WarioWare Smooth Moves
Super Paper Mario
Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Scarface: The World Is Yours
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
Super Mario Galaxy
Medal of Honor: Heroes 2
Trauma Center: New Blood
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Okami
Mario Kart Wii
Boom Blox
Wii Fit
de Blob
Wario Land: Shake It!
Shaun White Snowboarding: Roadtrip
Deadly Creatures (Now Playing)

(Virtual Console)
Super Mario Bros.
Kirby's Adventure
Star Fox 64
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Castlevania IV
Kirby's Dream Course
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (Now Playing)
Paper Mario
Super Mario Bros. 2 (Japanese)
Ecco: Tides of Time
Super Mario Bros. 2 (US)
Super Metroid

(WiiWare)
LostWinds
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People - Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People - Episode 2: Strongbadia The Free!
World of Goo
LIT (Now Playing)

DS
Mario Kart DS
Super Mario 64 DS
Metroid Prime: Hunters
Kirby Canvas Curse
New Super Mario Bros.
WarioWare Touched!
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Final Fantasy III
StarFox Command
Yoshi's Island DS
Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
Pokemond Diamond Version
Brothers in Arms DS
Picross DS
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Worms Open Warfare 2
Dementium: The Ward
Brain Age 2
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
Trauma Center: Under The Knife 2
Mario and Luigi: Parners in Time
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
Professor Layton: Curious Village
Moon
Game & Watch Collection

GBA
The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap
Yoshi's Island
The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past: Four Swords
Super Mario World
Mario vs Donkey Kong
WarioWare Twisted!
Metroid Zero Mission
Metroid Fusion
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon
Castlevania: Double Pack
Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
Wario Land 4
Lost Vikings

NGC
The Legend of Zelda: Collectior's Edition
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
Super Mario Sunshine
Worms 3D
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Pikmin
Luigi's Mansion
Pikmin 2
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
Resident Evil 4
Metroid Prime
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Battalion Wars
Turok: Evolution

Sony Playstation
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy IX

N64
Super Mario 64
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Space Station Silicon Valley
F-Zero X
Donkey Kong 64
Mortal Kombat 4
Quest 64
Bomberman Hero
Banjo-Kazooie

SNES
Donkey Kong Country
Earthworm Jim
F-Zero
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Plok
Mario Paint
Killer Instinct
Mortal Kombat II
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Super Mario World
Dungeon Master
Yoshi's Island
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Metroid

GBC
Pokemon Red Version (missing)
Rampage World Tour
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Mortal Kombat
Metroid II
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages

NES
Super Mario Bros.
The Legend of Zelda
Metroid

this mother fuc*er

Smoking
Smokers
Alcohol
Alcoholics
Drugs
Drug addicts or "junkies"

Rap "music" (oxymoron by the way).
Rap "artists" (also an oxymoron).
Hip-hop
Pop
R&B
It's all the same shit.

Wiggers piss me off. If you're a wigger, leave now. You are not welcome here.

I'm going to quote Ed the sock here for a second: "No wonder they call themselves "G-Unit", it sounds like the name of a clone!."

Well said Ed. Well said.

Talking on the telephone.

10 Reasons to date _______________ . So uncool.

Country music

If you stumble upon something that I missed, I'll let you know. F.ucker.





"....and all the plastic people that surround me"