Today was a great day. I bought a Fender Starcastre with Amp for 200 dollars at MTF. I then named the guitar Starla for the hell of it. The guitar is alright but what really gets me is the amp. It makes everything sound so clean and wonderful.. It's a beautiful little thing. I think introduced Starla to Shirley, my other guitar. They quickly became lesbians and now I'm off to play with them.

Today was another typical day for Andrew. I was walking to the Superstore in the early morning when I happened to see a man pinned under a monster truck! Knowing me, I didn't think much of it and routinely lifted the truck over my head and freed the trapped man. The man was not breathing however, so I pulled out some of the first aid that I knew and saved his life quite easily. I helped the man to his feet then quickly realized something. This was no ordinary man! It was BONO!!! In his gratitude, he rewarded me with tickets for U2 at GM Place. I told him "Fuck you, Cheapskate. My dad was gonna buy me tickets anyways." He then asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted to be the new guitarist in U2. He promply phoned his douchebag bandmate, "THE EDGE" or whatever and told him he wouldn't be needed anymore. I was thrilled. I then changed my mind about joining the band, pushed Bono onto his back, and let down the monster truck on his sternum. He was pretty pissed off.

I have learnt how to post in a journal..