About me, Well...I'm 17 years old and live in Manitoba which sucks for the most part although theres lots great people like my girlfriend karleigh<3. I play AAA hockey as a goalie where i play as a finesse player....unlike lacrosse where i just crank people and fight lol. Snowboarding is the shit, skateboarding is the shit, drinkin with friends n having a blast is the shit....Victoria Beach is my favorite place to be. I like many different kinds of music, Punk, rock, screamo, relaxing, alternative, chill...all that good stuff. I like to play guitar, I like and accel at most sports, and I really enjoy life.


30 Things Girls should know

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.


THE MAN CODE
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

11. Do not torpedo single friends.

12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!

16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.

19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.

23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.

24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.

25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.

26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.

27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.

29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"


31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.

32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.

33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.

34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.

36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.

37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.

annnnnddd, the rest dont fit... :-(

Playing guitar
Working out
Playing hockey
Playing lacrosse
Skateboarding
Snowboarding
My girlfriend karleigh<3
Partying
Drinking and listening to music with friends
Victoria Beach


Music

Weezer
Modest mouse
Marley
Taking back sunday
Motion city soundtrack
The Arcade Fire

Death By Stereo
Atreyu
Thrice
The misfits
Thursday
Rise against----------- |
MOST AMAZING CONCERT EVER...after all...moshing is great fun for the whole family
Alexisonfire----------- |
My chemical romance
Anti-Flag


Nirvana
Hendrix
van halen
Bowie

I enjoy lots of different kinds of music, whatever im in the mood for.

REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
4. You dont have to monitor your friendz sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall every shot of someone crying.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You dont have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere u go.
12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
13. Your last name stays put.
14. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
19. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
20. You dont have to shave below the neck.
21. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
22. You dont have to curl up to a harry butt every night.
23. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
24. You can write your name in the snow.
25. Everything on your face gets to stay its original colour.
26. Chocolate is just another a snack.
27. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
28. Flowers fix everything.
29. You can wear a white shirt to the waterpark.
30. Three pairs of shoes are more then enough.
31. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
32. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
33. You can whip off your shirt on a hot day.
34. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from gettin laid.
35. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
36. The world is your urinal.
37. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
38. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this ones just too skeevy.
39. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
40. Grey hair and wrinkles only adds wrinkles.
42. You dont have to leave the room to make an emergancy crotch adjusment.
43. Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.00.
44. You dont care if someones talking behind your back., a simple ass kicking does the trick
45. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earths population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
46. You dont have to mooch off others desserts.
47. If you retain water, its in a canteen.
48. The remote is yours and only yours.
49. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
50. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
51. Bachelor parties KICK ASS over bridal showers.
52. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
53. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
54. You needn't pretend you're freshening up to go to the bathroom.
55. If you dont call your buddy when you say you will, he wont tell your other friends you've changed.
56. You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase "screw it".
57. If another another guys shows up at a party with the same outfit, you might just become lifelong buddies.
58. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?".



HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, flash her making the “woo” sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecks
4. Turn on the water. Not to hot.
5. Check for pecks again
6. Get in shower
7. Don’t bother to look for the wash cloth (you don’t use one)
8. Wash your face
9. Wash your armpits
10. Wash your privet and surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt.
12. Shampoo your hair ( do not use conditioner )
13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
15. Pee ( in the shower )
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Partially dry off.
18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
19. Turn sideways and flex muscles again.
20. Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on the floor.
21. Leave bathroom light and fan on.
22. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel. If you pass your wife, flash her making the “woo” sound.
23. Leave towel on the bedroom floor.

Ppeople that think they are better then you
People that try to fight kids that are smaller then them when they no dam well they can kick the **** outta them
Waking up earlier then 12
Bailing hard when snowboarding
Trippin outtt
When people dont have a sense of humor
When people are imature about things
Getting kicked out of lacrosse games for fighting
People who drink so little alcohol, but think it gives them an excuse to act like a complete idiot...you all know who you are.
When people do not know how to properly speak the english language

i dislike alot of things, but im not in an angry mood at the moment :-)