1. Go to google.ca
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. From: New York, New York.
5. To: Paris, France.
6. Then, read line #24.
7. Repost if you even smiled.

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
-Ice T

When anger rises, think of the consequences.
-Confucius

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
-Will Rogers

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
-Will Rogers

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-Will Rogers

We tend to get what we expect.
-Norman Vincent Peale

The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-Thomas Jefferson

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
-Margaret Thatcher

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-John F. Kennedy

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
-George Carlin

Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes.
-Lazarus Long

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
-Lazarus Long

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-Lazarus Long

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog.
-Lazarus Long

Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
-Lazarus Long

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
-Yoda

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
-Albert Einstein

Never spend your money before you have it.
-Thomas Jefferson

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
-Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-Mark Twain