My name is Addison.
Im probably the only one you will ever know, or at least the only one worth knowing.
No i do not have a girls name, and i will thank you not to mock it.

Tight leather or other odd material pants on men, nobody wants to see the dimples in your ass, put some fucking real pants on, you got no balls we don't need you to advertise it.
Backstabber's, it is my firm belief that treason begets retribution.
Several variety of bugs: Spiders,moths,wasps and centipedes. They seriously creep me out.
Nuts in general as most of them have the unfortunate side effect of killing me.
Violence against woman
Racism, when not in joke form.
Dislocating fingers
Needles freak me the fuck out.
New age Rap music
The fact that 87% of country music sounds the same.I will admit there are some good country songs out there but im speaking in very general terms here. I mean come on how many songs can you sing about your pickup truck. That eventually probably leads to the part were the woman leaves them. Then they write a song about that. Then his dog will die, because he will forget to feed him because he's to busy writing a song about how his woman left him. This leads to the song about the loss of his dog, which leads to depressed drinking which will encompass about 5 more songs. With all this done, that leaves room for 1 or 2 non-generic country songs that aren't about the usual topics. But ive still yet to hear the country song about murderous hippopotamus attacking the ranch.
People seemingly incapable of independent thought.
Sting rays, because they killed Steve Irwin, and he was the man
All the shitty drivers in Lethbridge, who don't know they're shitty drivers

Random thoughts

If i could wish for anything in the world, my wish would be that people could actually drive properly, judging from the morons ive seen on the road it would probably save more lives than world peace.

Can i play with madness!
People always ask why,im here to ask why not
The formula for pancaktisity is...
God must like stupid people, there sure are allot of them....


I always wondered if Mr. Clean was a genie of cleaning. I mean if he's not then why in the hell is there an 8 foot tall bald man with a earing sneaking into womans bathrooms everywere.

Favorite quotes:

Jesus Saves
Buddha enlightens
Cthulhu thinks...
you would taste good with mayo

"Stop fucking shooting at me!"
Replies "How about you stop occupying the same space as my bullets?"

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.- Shakespeare

After letting my friend play her first first person shooter game ever, she said "Why do people die when i shoot them in the head?", i replied " And your a bio major?"

God damn it go be emo on your own time the rest of us have lives.

Eat shit, shit eater nobody likes you.

As soon as your born, your dying.

Point of view makes monsters of us all.

You know i pride myself on being able to pit people against each other but your amazing, your a real dick. And i appreciate that but i never want to see you again you ugly idiot dick.

That which is not dead, may eternal lie,
Strange new eons death may die.