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08:30pm | Aug 11, '10 | Public
Castiel says:
*SPEAKING OF BIEBER
*You know that basketball player Shaquille O'Neil, henceforth referred to as 'Shaq'?
Scott Pilgrim says:
*Yeah?
Castiel says:
*Well Shaq has a new TV series.
*Shaq vs.
*He takes on someone in their token trade.
*Like taking on a NASCAR driver in NASCAR.
*Or a boxer in boxing.
*And well.
*In one episode he's going to take on Bieber.
Scott Pilgrim says:
*...
Castiel says:
*Presumably in singing.
Scott Pilgrim says:
*At being a hom-
*Ooooooh.
*That works too.
 
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FUCKYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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08:43am | Aug 11, '10 | Public

Totally going on Friday. No matter what. Even if a meteor crashes into the Earth, I will be in that theater, watching the movie, enjoying every minute of the Apocalypse.
 
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Justin Bieber is releasing a movie. In 3D. About his life. He is also writing a book. With memoirs. He's not old enough to drink, have sex, or rent a hotel room, but he's writing memoirs.

On an unrelated note, I am starting an online petition for the live execution of Justin Bieber.
 
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearts
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06:36pm | Aug 01, '10 | Public
 
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06:17am | Jun 24, '10 | Public
[12:13:00 AM] Devon Bennett: Because it'd be sorta gay.
[12:13:09 AM] Devon Bennett: Just blatantly staring at some guy's junk.
[12:13:09 AM] Captain Theme-Stater: real penis just looks so fucking ew
[12:13:34 AM] Devon Bennett: "What are you.." "Nice package you got there. Head's nicely shaped. Your cock is like... the Cadillac of cocks."
 
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OHGODI'MANERD
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05:50pm | Jun 23, '10 | Public
 
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04:35am | Jun 23, '10 | Public
FRIENDS WITH BENEFIITS

Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social reject, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"

The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"

If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"
 
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Sometimes I even creep myself out.
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12:40am | Jun 23, '10 | Public
Admiral Outstanding says: Actually. I'm like... That guy that sits on the couch. And watches people. Yeah, that guy. And I somehow get laid. :T

"Hey Devon, what've you been doing all night?" "Sitting here. On this couch. Watching you. Waaaaaaaaaaaaatchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing..." "Wanna go back to my place?" "Sure."
 
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Sadie Hawkins Dance
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07:05am | Jun 19, '10 | Public
Scan the cafeteria for some good seating
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating
The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating
I said that's one thing I won't be needing
And since I'm rather smart and cunning
I took off down the next hall running
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
only to get stopped by a girl so stunning

She said, "You're smooth, and good with talking.
You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins"
 
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SPREAD THIS SHIT AROUND
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12:00am | Jun 19, '10 | Public
http://www.wix.com/aninkling/aninklingart
http://spookle.sediverse.com/
 
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   Here's To     Putin says:
My boyfriend bought a ticket to come see me. My grandma just told me my grandpa said he can't stay here and thinks it's a bad idea. Apparently my dad thinks it's a bad idea too. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I dunno where he can stay without spending money.. and "bad idea"? WHAT THE FUCK. would they prefer me to date the pieces of shit that live in this goddamn state? Oh my bad, the majority of this state is gay anyway. I'm just so fucking pissed that I know this shit now "HEY IT'S OK IF YOU DATE A GUY FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY, BUT ANOTHER STATE? NO"

Devon Disaster says:
... Pff. Pffffffffffffffffff. Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsh. I dunno what I was gonna say. I think I just wanted to make that sound a bunch.
 
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Such a beautiful song.
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09:54am | Jun 16, '10 | Public
 
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Odd.
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07:00am | Jun 16, '10 | Public
Why is it that you never see "Don't like me? Tough shit" or anything of the like on any guy's page, but you look at three quarters of the girls on this site's pages and there's five or six quotes exactly like that? Has usage of the internet been dragged so low that teenage girls and guys go around starting drama with people they don't even know for no reason whatsoever. I mean, I'd understand it if this was 4Chan, but come on. This is a mediocre social networking site, have we nothing better to do than be a prick? Especially to random girls who don't even deserve it.


Another thing: To any guy who reads this, stop going around asking girls for nudes. Free porn is but a type and a click away.
 
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Hahaha... I'd be upset.
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11:03pm | Jun 14, '10 | Public
Chuck says:
But I'm curious, Devon. If for some reason, sex was impossible, say, you lost your penis, would you be able to be happy?
Devon Disaster says:
... Yes? ... Wait. Depends. How did I lose my penis? Disease or meat grinder?
 
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