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I'm too awkward for public

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02:06am | Apr 14, '12 | Public

Some guy in the elevator told me he thought I was really cute,
and by accident the first thing I did was make this face...

I wish I was kidding.

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wut

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04:26am | Feb 22, '12 | Public

Go in to work before zoo opens yesterday. Notice huge line of people already formed. Try to navigate my way to the door. A random 4 year old girl appears. Grabs my leg and says something I can't understand. Proceeds to stare at me and tell me she loves me. Doesn't let go. I desperately look for her parents. Don't see anyone looking at me. Continue to walk to door with little girl still hugging my leg.

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January

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04:38pm | Jan 10, '12 | Public

♫
Congratulations you have won,
It's a year subscription of bad puns
And a make-shift story of concern
And to set it up, before it burns
...my opinions.
♫

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Life complete.

12:20am | Jan 01, '12 | Public

I received a card in the mail from my one of internet friends today.
Best. card. ever.
It's a pop-up card of us fighting a polar-dragon.

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+1
this

dafook

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09:56pm | Dec 31, '11 | Public

This picture was not approved by the nex mods.
WHY?

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+1
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SANBIKI TODAY

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05:39pm | Dec 27, '11 | Public

VEGAN SUSHI MENU.
I AM SO EXCITE.

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Another work doodle. Merry Ho-Ho.

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11:36pm | Dec 24, '11 | Public

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+1
this

FUCK

04:31pm | Dec 16, '11 | Public

♫
Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies.
There's nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear.
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me,
I'll walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer.
♫

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derp

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04:18pm | Nov 28, '11 | Public

I make the worst decisions ever.
Either I took Advil Cold & Sinus this morning or my heart-thingy painkillers.
Welp, I couldn't breathe so I took the Advil,
BUT NOW MY HEART THING IS BEING A LITTLE BITCH
And it hurts, but I can't mix the heart painkillers with anything else.

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We're speshul

04:41am | Nov 28, '11 | Public

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+1
this

Cheezburgaaa

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05:04pm | Nov 26, '11 | Public

I broke my friends nose headbanging yesterday.
Then a bunch of us walked to Crack Maccs Mcdonalds,
Drenched in blood and drunk as fuck
And ordered "a shitload of pickles."
It was a good night.

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ohalpmejesus

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02:33am | Nov 10, '11 | Public

Today my one roommate openly told me that
This is the first time she's washed her clothes since moving in.
It's been over 70 days...

I'm pretty sure no one has 70 pairs of undies.

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Beer