sometimes your so hipocritical it makes my head hurt, you expect me to like you when all this shit is going on, i think your on drugs and that shits really gotta stop. Ima not gonna let you play me because that would be pathetic seeing as how easily people control your mind.
Promise not to skip or delete any of these questions?
sure.
If you married the last person of the opposite sex that you kissed what would your last name be?
uhh tetreault
What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
there's a lot of important parts.
dunno, hard to say
What's the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer?
ontario, Alex, breanne
Are you happy?
yeeeah
What would be your last name if you married the last person you talked to on facebook?
tetreault
Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love?
uhh sometiems?
Did you copy and paste this survey?
mhmm
Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
dontt think so
Where do you wish you were right now?
uhh Party
How late did you stay up last night and why?
fuckin all night then went to school, talking to rosalie
If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheated on you, would you take them back?
haha fuck that shit
Are you planning on having a kid?
euhhm no?
Is there someone you liked so much and nothing ever happened?
uhh dunno not really
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
fuck yeah, id fuck jigsaw up, rip that chinks head right off his fuckin body
If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
yeah.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
no, i want megan fox, is it gonna happen, no
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
yeah.
Ready for kids?
heeeellllll no
How many kids do you want?
2
Who was the last person to make you smile?
uhh dunno, breanne or rosalie?
Who is your favorite person to have long conversations with?
i dunno
Is anyone over protective over you?
not really, sort of
Do you trust all of your friends?
noppee
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
yeah.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
"nick get the fuck off of me"
How did you and your number one become friends?
number one?
Last time you felt bad about something?
uhh dunno
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
uhh think so?
Do you ever think "what if"?
meh
whats the last time you thought that?
dunno
Are you happy with the way things are going?
meh.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
uhh hell yeah, scoby doo mowin my pubes
Honestly, do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
definetly not
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
rosalie
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
dont reallly think so
Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
why the fuck not
Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
yeah i think so
Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
mhmm
Is your life anything like it was 2 years ago?
noope not really
Have you ever told anyone you loved them and meant it?
no
Do you miss anyone?
mhmm
1. Are you into anyone?
yep.
2. The last person you kissed, their name starts with?
Uhh, R
3. Do you swear often?
yeeep.
4. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
dont htink so
5. If you drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
i dunno something i really would not remember, then vomiting
6. Can people tell what nationality you are just by your last name?
nope
7. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
uhh, not that long ago
8.What mobile phone do you have?
none
9. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
probs a big mac, cuz there the shit
10. What kind of hairstyle do you have right now?
short
11. five words that explain why you last threw up?
uhh, realllllllly drunk
12. What was/is your favorite activity in gym class?
uh, volleyball?
13. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
yeahh
14. When someone calls you in the middle of the night, do you remember the conversation?
usually
15. Are you good at giving directions?
meh
16. It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it?
some telemarketer from india, or nick
17. Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
morning.
18. What is your favorite animal?
Cats ftw
19. Do you straighten your hair?
not enough of it?
20. What is your favorite pizza topping?
pepperonni
27. Have you been outside of the U.S.
i live in canada.. so yes?
28. How did you wake up this morning?
the sun?
30. Have you ever been in a graveyard late at night? Why were you there?:
yeah and drunk walk, got lost, passed out there
32. Do you wear any jewelry?
no
33. Next vacation?
no idea
34. Do you have any piercings other than ears?
no
35. Do you have any tattoos?
nope.
36. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
yessir
39. What is your favorite zoo animals?
moenkeys are the shit
40. What was your favorite toy as a child?
uhh, x-box?
41. Did you ever play games on the old Nintendo?
Hell yes
42. Have you ever licked a photo?
i dont think so?
43. What's your favorite breed of dog?
cats...
44. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
sleeping.
45. Any relationship problems?
none whatsoever
46. Are you allergic to anything?
bees.pieces of shit
47. Do you like when a guy takes you by surprise and kisses you?
well no, i dont swing that way but chicks, fo sho
Eli?
50. What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
tell the doctor hes a fuckin retard and tell him im a man
51. Who knows the real you?
dunno
52. Do you believe someone can be loyal to their loved one until death?
yep.
53. Do you know how to use chopsticks?
no. clue
54. Where will you be within the next hour?
uhh still here?
55. Last movie you watched?
Seven pounds
56. Who were you with yesterday?
no one, im grounded
57. Have you ever received a myspace message that made you cry?
myspace sucks dick.
58. How do you feel about the person you kissed last?
shes pretty wicked
59. Do you regret anything you've done in the past week?
no not really
60. What do you think of when you hear the word "slut"?
some slut.
61. Do you have a dirty mind?
yesh sadly
62. What's your worst habit?
biting my nails.
63. How many beers until you're drunk?
no idea
64. Last restaurant you went to and with who?
uhh i dunno, taco bell with khatri?
65. How would you feel if your last ex fell in love with someone else?
uhh wouldnt give a shit
66. Have you ever ridden a skateboard?
yeah.
67. Who was the last person to call you?
rosalie
68. Have you ever had a one night stand?
not yet
69. Have you ever thrown water on the mirror with the lights off?
no?
70. Do you want to give up on anything?
yes.
71. If I came to your house, could I find any chocolate?
yep
72. Is there a night you would like to put on repeat and live forever?
mhmm
73. What's your favorite beverage?
uhh, alchoohol?
74. Who was your last missed call from?
well i missed it so how exactly would i know
75. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
noo
76. Do you have a Facebook?
doesnt everyone?
all i really want is to be with you... but you make that so difficult, why cant you just realise this and stop assuming i want to be with her cuz i f i did, i would
i just got a free week of plus
SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, . Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.
( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 6
( ) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 13
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 24
(x) Harry Potter 1
(x)Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 30
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 39
(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 47
(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
(x) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 59
(x)Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( )Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 67
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 77
( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 84
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 90
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x)Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x)The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 102
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
() Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 113
( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 119
( ) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 122
(x) Baseketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 125
( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 129
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 135
(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 139
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 144
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Total so far: 149
1. smoked†
2. consumed alcohol†
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex†
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family†
8. watched porn†
9. bought porn
10. done drugs†
MY TOTAL : 6
1. taken painkillers†
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents†
4. lied to a friend†
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal†
7. cut yourself†
8. hurt someone†
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
MY TOTAL : 6
1. missed curfew†
2. stayed out all night†
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself†
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair†
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident†
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
MY TOTAL : 5
1. been to a wild party†
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade
3. drank more than four beers in a night†
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands
8. wore t-shirts with band names†
9. listened to rap†
10. owned a 50 Cent CD†
MY TOTAL : 5
1. dressed Gothic
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.†
6. been too drunk to remember anything.†
7. blacked out.†
8. fainted.†
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
MY TOTAL: 4
1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your friend.†
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.†
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.†
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.†
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.†
10. brushed your teeth with somone elses toothbrush.†
MY TOTAL : 6
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.†
3. cruised the mall.†
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.†
6. had an injury.†
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.†
9. caught something on fire.†
10. lied about your age.†
MY TOTAL : 7
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.†
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf.†
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.†
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.†
9. been harassed.†
10. been verbally harassed.†
MY TOTAL : 6
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.†
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.†
5. been to a fair.†
6. been called a bad influence.†
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.†
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.†
10. cheated on a test.
MY TOTAL : 6
My Grand Total: 51
Grand Total: -If You Have Less Then 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Then 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Then 20..write [im average]
-If You Have More Then 30..write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more then 40..write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have more then 50..write [im a horrible person]
-If You Have 60..write [ i should be in jail ]
-If You Have more then 70..write [im going to hell]
-If You Have more then 80..write [something is fucking wrong with me]
YOUR NAME: Eli
BOY NAME : Elliot
4 LETTER WORD: ends
GIRL NAME: Elizabeht
OCCUPATION: Electritian
A COLOR: E,mmm... eblue
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: earmuffs
BEVERAGE: eastern canadien whiskey
FOOD: eggs
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: err... esoap
A PLACE : edmonton
REASON FOR BEING LATE: edmonton eskimos won grey cup
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: eh?
i devoted my entire weekend into trying to fix this, but i failed and now i have about 3 hours of homework ahead of me
I dont understand why this happened, its one thin that i dreaded. I avoided every path that could lead t this destination and yet i still ended up in this horrible place. You seem to think that i dont care for you but i do for her and that me and her have a special connection... which we dont, i feel like i have so much more of a connection with you and i enjoy your company so much more, i care about you so much and to have this happen is confusing. i'm hoping that you will realise everything i have said to you is true and none of that other bullshit, i wouldnt lie to you. i hope that it will sink in and you'll start to forgive me of something that isnt true and you'll reaslise that i care about you so incredibly much that i would never do that to you. It is among my greatest desires that you will forget everything that has happened and take what i said and take me back. This is coming from my heart and i am just writing fluintly and as i am not very adept at it it probably doesnt make much sense and i'm going to end this now because i will just end up repeating myself over ad over again
Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you've done. At the end, repost this as"I am 37% of a Virgin at Life".
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexu lly harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
PERCENTAGE: 34%
