Jessica Megan & Mackk
hackked the shitt outta you
weassle
and for the record mack is not a mom
AWESOME

PAUSE NOTTT


LIL WEEZ, WEEZENHEIM,[/b]

Dippin 101


Step 1: Pre-Packing the Dip.
-Sure, you know you chew, but how is the rest of the world going to know how totally rad you are. Take that tin out of your pocket, hold it above your head, make sure there are girls nearby and snap your index finger against the tin. This works best in a quiet space, like the library, or the middle of that chemistry exam. Now everyone wants to be your friend!

Step 2: Inserting the Dip.
-The slogan says always there in a pinch, but you need a fistful. You want your lip to be bulging with chewing tobacco, in case anyone missed the great show you put on taking the tin out of your pocket. Try throwing the chew in your upper lip, so people know you aren't messing around.

Step 3: During the Dip.
-Everyone wants to hear and see you chewing tobacco, so spit loudly and in a clear bottle. Anyone who gives you a dirty look is just jealous they didn't think of throwing that chaw in first. The clear bottle also gives you the ability to see how much spit you've gone through in your chew. Why would you want to do this? Well its pretty obvious, the more spit, the bigger then penis.

Step 4: Finishing your Dip
- When you're done your chew make sure you dont dispose of your bottle. That's rookie mistake #74. Your full bottle of spit and tobacco is a trophy the whole world wants to admire. What you want to do is leave the ridiculously full bottle of spit lying around in a place where it can be easily knocked over. People really appreciate this; it is like a good natured April Fools Day joke every day of the year.