From my boyfriend's 9k dedication, me as a D&D character:

Name: AgentNox

Class: Ranger
Level: 7th
Race: Human
Alignment: Choatic Neutral
Gender: Female
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 107lbs
Hair: Brown
Skin: dry (+2 to moisturize skill)


Attributes
STR 13, +1
DEX 18, +4
CON 14, (22 against capsaicin based foods) +2 (+6)
INT 19, +4
WIS 16, +3
CHA 18, +4

HP: 7D8+7(2)= 53
AC: 20
Touch AC: Whatever Andr3w rolls, plus one.
Flat-footed: 16
Initiative: +4
Base Attack bonus: +7/+2 (-2, for third rapid shot ranged weapon attack)
Grapple: Any attempt in grappling AgentNox results in
an immediate Called shots to the nuts attack of opportunity against
the opponents flat-footed AC, even if the opponent has Improved grapple.
(Nobody grapples the AgentNox against her will)

skills

Bluff: 4 ranks, +4 CHA bonus
Climb: 4 ranks, +1 STR bonus
Diplomacy: 4 ranks, +4 CHA bonus
Handle animal: 4 ranks, +4 CHA bonus
Hide: 4 ranks, +4 DEX bonus
Knowledge
(ancient History): 4 ranks, +4 INT bonus
Craft
(Verbal Traps) : 6 ranks, +4 INT bonus, +2 natural affinity bonus
Craft
(Scathing post) : 6 ranks, +4 INT bonus, +2 natural affinity bonus
Move silently: 4 ranks, +4 DEX bonus
Search: 4 ranks, +4 INT bonus
Spot: 4 ranks, +3 WIS bonus
Survival 4 ranks, +3 WIS bonus
Swim 4 ranks, +1 STR bonus

Feats
Track
Two weapon fighting, Improved
Endurance
Two weapon Defense
Rapid shot
Dodge

Special abilities
Wild empathy
Woodland Stride
First Favored enemy: Nexopians with INT less than 10. (95% of population)
Second Favored enemy: Kidsmoke.

Craft
(Verbal Traps) : during conversation, AgentNox can attempt to craft a verbal trap.
She rolls an opposed check against target opponents Bluff check. If she succeeds, the
target falls into the trap, and AgentNox may make and immediate called shot to the nuts
attack of opportunity against the opponents flat-footed AC.
Don't fucking even try and twist her words, your testicles are at risk.

Equipment

Glammored Studded Leather +2:
glamors into an outfit of AgentNox's choice, can be changed at will,
and to suit her current purse.

Warhammer +1

Hand Axe +1

Paired returning throwing knives +2:
these knives return instantly to AgentNox's hand after
throwing, enabling her to maintain three throws per round (as per rapid shot feat).

Bow of Non-splintering or eye-gouging +1:
Even on a pair of successive ones and a three, this bow will NEVER break and shower AgentNox's
face with eye-pokey-outey badness.

Red Sweater +2:
Any males attempting Diplomacy checks against AgentNox while she is wearing this sweater
must make a Fortitude DC 20 Save or suffer a Negative 10 to thier diplomacy, bluff, sense motive,
and Gather information checks.

This sweater also confers a +2 to AgentNox's CHA Whilst wearing it.



Animal Companion

Name: Loki (Loki died on May 6, 2006. Three vets and a veterinary pathologist were unable to figure out the cause of death. He's dearly missed. RIP Loki)
Species: Yellow Lab (dog)
Age: 2
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Height: 3'2"
Weight: 75lbs

Attributes
STR 10,
DEX 10,
CON 16, (poops like a demon)
INT - LOLOLOLOLOLOL
WIS -
CHA 18, +4


HP: 2HD = 12
AC:14
Flat-footed: 12
Touch: 14

Attacks:
Lick of lovedoom:
On successful hit, opponent takes no damage, but must roll a DC 20 Will save
or fall completely in love with Loki.

Cone of snot:
1d6 subdual damage for anyone directly in front of him.

SBD (silent but deadly):
DC 25 Fortitude save against noxious fumes for 1d6 CON damage.
Save for 1d3.