So after finally escaping Candy Mountian, charlie the unicorn went on a mystikal journey to get his kidney back.
So there he was.. trotting down a path, and then he heard whispering laughter.
He looked around everywhere.
There was no one in sight.
After comming to the conclusion that lack of a kidney had left him schizophrenic,
He decided that he would keep on his journey to bring him back his sanity.
It was a long journey, seeing as how he didnt even knoe where he was,
But he would hear voices telling him where to go.
Finally, he had enough of the voices in his head and starting banging his head off a tree,
Then it happend.
He had found the voices.
2 dust bunnies had been hiding behind his horn the whole time.
After much deliberation, they had come the the conclusion that, they would pay rent to live behind his horn, in exchange that charlie never buys a vacuum.
And so the next day, while looking at the grass they found the magical leoplurodon, that would tell them the way.... in exchange for 1 dust bunny.
Confused as to who he should pick, he gave the leoplurodon both, in hopes that he would take charlie to his kidney.
Not only did the leoplurodon eat the dust bunnies, but he ate charlie as well.
the end.
So there he was.. trotting down a path, and then he heard whispering laughter.
He looked around everywhere.
There was no one in sight.
After comming to the conclusion that lack of a kidney had left him schizophrenic,
He decided that he would keep on his journey to bring him back his sanity.
It was a long journey, seeing as how he didnt even knoe where he was,
But he would hear voices telling him where to go.
Finally, he had enough of the voices in his head and starting banging his head off a tree,
Then it happend.
He had found the voices.
2 dust bunnies had been hiding behind his horn the whole time.
After much deliberation, they had come the the conclusion that, they would pay rent to live behind his horn, in exchange that charlie never buys a vacuum.
And so the next day, while looking at the grass they found the magical leoplurodon, that would tell them the way.... in exchange for 1 dust bunny.
Confused as to who he should pick, he gave the leoplurodon both, in hopes that he would take charlie to his kidney.
Not only did the leoplurodon eat the dust bunnies, but he ate charlie as well.
the end.
there once was a man named alex
he was carrying his favorite wicket basket
all day long he was skipping
jumping through sprinklers and whistling
jordan curb stomped alex
Once upon time, in the dark dark city of Alecka, there was a king by the name of Alexander.
Now you see, this king was not born with the name Alexander, he just changed it from Alex cause he was king and junk and could do it.
Anyways...
So Alexander was king of Alecka and ruled all of his minions with honest and dignified rules.
Or so they thought...
But Alexander had a big secret...
He had an enormous chocolate chip cookie factory that did not even make chocolate chip cookies.
It was disguised that way so he could create mutants to help him dominate the planet.
He had Zebra-sized scorpions and geckos of all colors.
But his greatest invention of all was the Rhinosaur-peacoc-liono-saurus-rex.
It was terrifyingly friendly, but could scare the shit out of anything that crossed its path.
Alexander knew his creation would help him dominate the world one kingdom at a time.
And that is exactly what he did, atop the back of a Rhinosaur-peacoc-liono-saurus-rex.
--Crit--
[/right][/size]Now you see, this king was not born with the name Alexander, he just changed it from Alex cause he was king and junk and could do it.
Anyways...
So Alexander was king of Alecka and ruled all of his minions with honest and dignified rules.
Or so they thought...
But Alexander had a big secret...
He had an enormous chocolate chip cookie factory that did not even make chocolate chip cookies.
It was disguised that way so he could create mutants to help him dominate the planet.
He had Zebra-sized scorpions and geckos of all colors.
But his greatest invention of all was the Rhinosaur-peacoc-liono-saurus-rex.
It was terrifyingly friendly, but could scare the shit out of anything that crossed its path.
Alexander knew his creation would help him dominate the world one kingdom at a time.
And that is exactly what he did, atop the back of a Rhinosaur-peacoc-liono-saurus-rex.
--Crit--