Name:Spenser Francis O'shae Larry Rockwell-Lang
Birth date: April 21 1986
Birthplace: Fortsaskatchewan Alberta Canada
Hair Color: Black/brown
Height: 5' 9"
Righty or Lefty: Righty

THE RULES OF THE CHEF (Taken from the bulletin board of the Chef's Office aboard the Queen Elizabeth II)

1. The Chef is right.
2. The Chef is always right.
3. The Chef does not sleep, he rests.
4. The Chef doesn't eat, he tastes.
5. The Chef is never late, he is delayed.
6. The Chef never leaves the service, he is called away.
7. If you enter the Chef's office with your own idea, you leave with his.
8. The Chef doesn't have a relationship with his secretary, he educates her.
9. It is forbidden for Chefs to marry in order that their numbers shouldn't increase.
10. The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.
11. If you criticize the Chef, you criticize the Almighty.

I am now a Culinary Student of Nait. I'm Progressing through it very well right now. I already finished my first semester and starting the second. I love it right now, since my first class is desserts (who wouldn't like it?). We bake bread and cookies all day with my teacher David Whitiker. Really cool guy, although he's 6 foot 4 he isn't intimidating at all...although he can be awkwardly calm about everything. After baking i went into evening dining (learning how to be a great server). My Teacher is Walter Trebilcock (the ck on the end is silent and is pronounced Treh~bill~ko), and ex-navy seal and professional dining entertainer. Excellent teacher and my personal favorite. I can only wish that i have him for the entire time i am here at NAIT. I just recently finished Garnde Manger, making sandwiches and other finger foods, salads, dressings, gelitin thingings and some fruit carvings. Why would i want this? Well its nice to be able to make a bouquet of flowers that you can eat! HOW ORIGINAL IS THAT

Me and my personal life......where to start? I have Four wonderful sisters, Angelleena who is 18 (can be found on Nexopia), Tamara 16(can also be found on nexopia), Tiarra 8 and Sarreena who is 3. I also have 4 other half-sisters, three whom i have met. The eldest is Chelsey who is 20 (few months younger than me),Justine 17, Shelby 15 and Sidney 11.

For the past two years i've been trying to complete a comic series, called 418 which was our apt. number, sorta based on my adventures in the first apartment i've lived in mixed with some Manga ideas that i've been throwing around. These are some of the better concept art that i've kept.(Alot of people at my old apartment we not exactly nice when handling my drawings. Alot of alcohol and what not destroyed my earlier art). Right now i'm getting back into the swing of things and its getting on a time line. Hopefully i'll have something in the near future for you all to enjoy but until then here are a few concept arts.



I love Tedacious D

I love my music and lots of it. Ever since i have gotten my new computer i have been listening to every kind of music lately, alot of punk but i don't know any of the names to the bands (i don't trust the names on the labels on my comp, they say one thing but my friends who are complete punk rock freaks tell me other wise so idk). All time favorites though: Eminem, 50 cent, Dr. Dre, Easy E, D-12, The Streets, ICP, Mudvayne, Slipknot(just the old stuff), Linkin Park, Korn, AC/DC, Bloodhoundgang, etc.So thats all i've been listening too lately. But i'm also into drum n bass,rave, techno, rap, heavy metal, alternate, etc.

Anime- I love to draw anime, watch it, read it....its a big deal to me, especially Naruto (teaserpicbelow)[/size]

I like tattoos, i'm thinking of getting tribal thorns across the back of my shoulders just peeking out the collar or my shirt. But for now i'm going to get the number 8 inked into the back of my right leg....as soon as i draw it out. Right now i only have my tounge(redone now) since at NAIT we are not allowed any visible peircings.....but i'm thinking of getting my nipple redone. l love girls with piercings, and lots of them. Ears, tounge, lips, nose, belly button....other areas that i didn't even think could be done.



I now have a new love in my life, and its called wine. So easy on the stomach yet it'll get you right fucked up. So many different kinds, i myself like a good chardonnay but i have a new likeing for shiraz, nice full bodied and aged for 2 or more years in an oak barrel. Gives a nice pepper-like spice to the flavor which is most enjoyable to sit and watch a movie to.

Favorite Movies: Bench Warmers( I love the part where they play hot potato), Boomdock Saints, How High, Fight Club, The Secret of Nymf(and no thats not a porno), Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Lord of War, and Last but not the least(actually its my alltime fav.)

WEDDING CRASHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite sayings:
What is that? BUFU. Bufu? Buy Us Fuck You! (I love how high)
Go F*** yourself,
"Go f*** a goat",
No i'm not racist I just don't want my country f***ed up like theirs,
i'm drunk enough when the bottle is done, dammit *swig*,
take another drink at least you'll have an excuse for being so stupid(oh god damn you tara),
I like to watch *lmao*,
hey you seem like a pretty interesting girl. We should go out a movie have some pizza and later have sex *pause* what you don't like pizza?,(the first stupid pick up line me and scotty tried out and surprisingly.....it had a 33% working rate)
and this is my hand connecting to your head *smack*,
Now this is why we don't have nice things,
what did the five fingers say to the face? *smack*,
hey he asked for it and thats why i have this black eye *swig*,
yea i'm looking for a girl that is........ not you(scotty that was the best let down ever!!!),
normally i'd be mad if someone where to be undressing me in the middle of a public bar but with you its ok,
you were the jizz shot that your mom should have swallowed,
i agree pliers and peircings don't belong together,(me trying to screw my nipple ring in tightly....and going wrong)
so are you drunk yet? "no you're still ugly"(scott... its sayings like this that make you single)
you know i'd expect there to be porn in a bachelor bath room, not comics books especially kid manga (addison coming out of our bathroom at our house party)
never touch the forbbiden fruit, cuz you'll need it everytime after(topic on viagra)
yes i do look pretty with a black eye and no i don't want another to match it f***er (the day after St. Patrick day When everyone had something to say)
you bin laden bastard(would you believe i came up with this at a christien retreat)
"yes they should all die and i hope they burn in hell!"
"Samuel Jackson, it'll get you drunk" (oh i love you dave chappelle)
'I'll have a sam adams........yea but i need to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth' "i'll have a sam adams", SAMUEL ADAM'S ALWAYS A GOOD DECISION!!!(skit from family guy)
if i said yes will you sleep with me?(scotty's words coming right out of my mouth)
everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten(we asked to have this saying put on a pink shirt with a kitten on it at the disney store, we were then 'escorted' out)
is it wrong for me to say that i like to simulate mass murder and death on a pixel grenerating device and if it is then f*** you.
i think we should stop playing this game for some odd reason i want to go out and do what i just did(exact moment we were playing manhunt and we were doing a rather gruesome execution, i haven't played the game since....well....not often)
if i were to have my penis chopped off i would kill myself, well what if you got your nuts chopped off, dude that would be the bonus if i lived(stupid drunk conversations)
i've done alot of shitty things in my life, you being one of them(she deserved this one)
after what i did last night i'm going into the shower to hopefully scrub myself clean and i want you to burn the clothes i was wearing....not a word from either of you(don't worry blaire, i felt your pain)
don't you think its kind of weird that the asian girl you met won't give you her name,its better not to know cuz i'm going to get laid for it
fat chicks are like mopeds, they're fun to ride but you wouldn't be caught dead on one
ever see a cobra swallow a melon?(oh andrew, you and your stupid pick up lines)
if i turn this way, flex and hold, will you sleep with me then?(the stupid pick up lines we thought up and almost worked)
touch me in my underpants
don't drink just dance(kings of 418)
yes bobby is gone, now get off my head(me kickin blaire's split personality's ass)
Jesus! you look like you were rode hard and put away wet
When life gives you lemons shut the f*** up and eat your lemons(i love my teachers)
Its good to be the king(i love history of the world Part 1)
Of course i like you, i just need to throw up(no this is not a let down, she was actually being sincere)
you know there are days where i just want to go and tickle a midget(oh we're going to burn in hell for this one)
You're ugly and you mom dresses you funny!
OH JESUS CHRIST!!!what?(Jesus says this) LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!!If I lit a match, would you melt? (OH Scott I Love you for this one!!!)
Im not shallow, I just know what i want
So you don't open a conversation with a girl you like with, 'so are you open with hate f**ks?'
Well i could be mean but i'm just gonna be honest...it sucks(me critiqueing an opening dish, hey i gotta be me)
The Only Reason I'd Kick You Off The Bed, Would Be To Fuck You On The Floor(yea i stole this one but its sooooo good)
So good its like sex!!!!
"Damn those Immigrants always taking our jobs", "THATS RACIST!!", "What, Its my fucking country"
You're special... have a hero cookie!
Dont Knock Masturbation...Its Sex With Someone I Love (I stole this one fair and square so fuck y'all
Awww I want a little guy now! Here you go. (Go Benchwarmers)

ALL TIME FAVORITE LINE
From Footsteps
"...and as i walked along the beach with my Lord beside me I looked behind me and saw the past of my life. As I gazed at the long stretch of my life I noticed there were two sets of feet at the times wellness and prosperity and one set at times of remorse and struggle. So I turned to my Lord and asked him 'Father, why is it there are two sets of feet at the good times in my life and only one at the bad times? I've been faithful to you all my life, why weren't You with me when I needed You most?' My Lord replied, ' My son, I love you and would never leave you. For the times of hardship it is not for that I left you, but for when I carried you.'...."

This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the agreement)
is entered into on the _______________ day of ___________ 2006,
by _________________________, between __________________
and ________________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER
THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES.

1. No sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-- we don't have **** to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" ****-- only mind blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions -- Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just **** you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one -- Carry your ass home. Don't call me, I'll call you!

*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** the aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

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