Ok everyone i've finally decided to convert over to Facebook....

Why? Well it was initiated by a friend who was ending her time with nex as well....that and everyone i know is doing ti too and wanted me to do it as well....go with the flow

So you can find me there

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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "what's wrong here", and when you click "post ", the answer will be really obvious

Check out this guy! Gravity bong, shot gunned beer and a shot of tequilla one after another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoIqKfSpr6E

I know i'm not one to be the sympathic one when it comes to animals and slaughter. Me being a chef and actually done the deed myself you would think i would have a harder heart to such a thing.

After seeing these documentries about the culivation of ducks for fois gras (litterally meaning duck liver or fatty liver in french) or their livers i am appaulled at the conditions they have to endure. This coming from me of all people, so you must know i'm serious.

You will see as well why i feel this way after seeing this documentry
This Video is about 15 minutes long but it is thorough, i ask after you see this you go to www.stopgavage.com and sign the petition to stop this inhuman act that goes on even today, even after the several laws they have passed to help stop it.The page is also in french but its easy enought to bear with. Its set up like most english informations gathering sheets so it should be easy enought to figure out and fill out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s-23fHnnP0

Even is you don't have 15 minutes PLEASE see these shorter ones just to get a taste of the torture they go through!

This is one is a sarcastic commercial that was made, but all this footage is real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXoa2-h3340&mode=re​lated&search=

OK so i'm working at this place called Sneaky Pete's

Not a bad place, more like a lounge than a bar. Fair size, inside is shaped like an L, Two pool tables, tv's everywhere, prjection Screen on the far end opposite of the entrance, 2 acrade consoles and a punching machine. Pretty chillin place i think. Its got that home feel since all the people that come there are from the neighborhood, or "the hood" as they all call it. They even have community meetings and shit like that. And this is the place where all the parents and 'mature' people of the community meet up and have a good time.

Now i'm the cook there and i must say its a freakin awesome job. Ok i'm getting top ahead of myself. My uncle first told me about this place when i moved in here and i said that one night i would go check it out. So 2 months later i finally go out and have a beer. A few pitchers later with the owner, her name is laura, she offers me a job there as the cook. So deciding we're too drunk to talk about this now we make a time for a meeting for the following monday. As it went she hired some one else to do full time, since i was only gonna be part time. w/e no big deal i thought.

So about 2 weekes later i'm sitting doing homework and i get a phone call. Its Laura calling me seeing if i could come down to talk. Odd enough i think, her calling me in the middle of the week to talk...w/e i go out there.

So i show up and she askes if i want the part time job still. I find out that the last girl she hired left to go up north that day to work in the camps as a cook. Expected i thought. So i ask when she wants me to start, she says 15 minutes... out of reflex i laughed. No really when do you want me to start...14 minutes... ohh....hmmm thats not gonna work sorry.

So we negotiate again and i'm to start next week at 5:00 no prob. But i was out so fast i forgot to ask what starting wage would be. I thought w/e, we'll talk about it when we meet again. I show up wednesday early to talk, but she isn't there that day. SO i bust my ass off cleaning the place (it was really dirty) and it was REALLY EASY that day, i cooked basicly for myself and the staff. Thursday same thing really, Laura was there and started attending to the customers and i cooked a shitload of wings. The day was pretty slow up until 9:30 (half hour before i was to get the hell outta there), thats when i had order after order of stuff, which was retarted, but we're not gonna get into that one.

So i was thinking since the beginning of the week for the wage i should be getting. I thought 8 bucks an hour was decent. I don't do much, i'm there to make a quick buck, have fun and do something wit my time. So i thought that was fair and i wasn't gonna get anything less! I practived it in my mind so many times too, i was DETERMINED to get this wage and not settle for anything less.

So finally the end of the night rolls around and i get her to sit down and we talk about how the day went and i pop the question. "so how much for wage?"

Me in my Mind "DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS THAT 8 BUCKS SPEN!! YOU'RE WORTH IT!!!"

Laura - "Starting is 12 bucks an hour, any problems with that?"

Spen - ................(*squeaky*) "nope"

I think its funny at least. Now i'm making decent wage and i'm doing fuck all, just gotta make sure i plan my work right and i'll be able to get the fuck outta there on time

If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your wrong doings??

Smoked pot -- $10 ------ for every time? $1000+
Did acid -- $5 --- SCOTT FREE
Ever had sex at church -- $25 - Yet to try that
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 ---- $160
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 - They're all sluts
Had sex for money -- $100---- As above
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20---
Vandalized something -- $20 - $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20 - $20
Been jumped -- $10 Never
Crossed dressed -- $10 never
Given money to stripper -- $25 oh shit ---- $ $100
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 -? Does it count if you fell in love before it happend?
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 OH COME ON!!!!
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Nope
Ever drive drunk -- $20 -----$100
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Fuck.....$1000+
Used toys while having sex -- $30......Does rope count?
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20 ----- $100
Went skinny dipping -- $5 - $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20 - $20, suggest not to do it
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 He kissed me....
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Nope
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Weren't even in the same area code
Masturbated -- $10..... $1000+
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 nope
Done oral -- $5 meh.....$5
Got oral -- $5 almost everyday for 6months, then before her everyonce in a while, then before her 3 times a week.....FUCK IT $100?+
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 oh fuck $100
Stole something -- $10 - $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25...no
Made a nasty home video -- $15 hee hee $30 GO SCOTTY!!!! LETS GO STREAKING!!!!!!!!
Had a threesome -- $50 - $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20 $ 40
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 - $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 noppers
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 nope
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 $25...she was 5 years older it counts
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 - $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 - $100. I hate my certain grandma....
Went streaking -- $5 - $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 0
Been arrested -- $5 0
Spent time in jail -- $15 0
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5 0
Done something you regret -- $20 $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 - $100
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25- 0
Had anal sex -- $80 0
Lied to your mate -- $5 - 0
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 oh shit.....$1000+


YEA WORK ALL SUMMER AND I"D HAVE THIS BITCH PAID OFF!!!!!!!!

Don't know which system to buy? (other than every PS3 is sold out)

Check this out to help with that decision

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-913657550​4838642038

Ok so you thought you saw everything in a car, well you haven't seen nothing yet.
The lexus has set out a new car that will parellel park for you. Yea thats right, all you have to do is watch a screen and push on the brakes when it tells you to. Other than that after you positioned yourself you let go of the wheel and the car does the rest.

Don't beleive me check out this site

http://www.lexus.com/models/LS/

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,
even if we don't speak often,
please post a comment with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
I promise not to come after you.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and
be suprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you

These are supposedly 26 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, with what comes to mind first, then REPOST.

1. When did you looked at yourself in the mirror today? after i had my cereal to brush my teeth.

2. When is the next time you will have a hamburger? When i feel like going to fresh express at NAIT

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Whore

4. Favorite planet? Uranus

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? 50 Cent - Wanksta

7. What kinda shirt you have on? Oilers shirt

8. What do you "label" yourself? A professional (lol yea right)

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? Court Classics

10. Bright or Dark Room? Bright

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Shes absolutely awesome

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you choose? The one furtherst from the window, so there is less light coming at me (yea, i spent my summer in a hotel.)

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Tossing and turning in my bed

14. What was the craziest thing u did today? I made flowers out of tomatoes and carrots

15. Where is Nose? my nose? on my face

16. What's a word that you say a lot? ok

17.Who told you he/she loved you last? ....my mom

wheres 18, 19 and 20?? What kind of fucking question is that?

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 16 up to 19

22. Your worst enemy? I don't have enimies, just ppl i don' t like

23. what is ur desktop pic? A blue screen

Sigh... no 24 either? Guess not

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take? I would choose to fly, Fuck what kind of stupid ass question is that. After i knew how to fly, i'd become a pirate and rob everyone's ass.

26. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? ummm, idk. He's my teacher...so i guess so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaMaCMGWqhg&NR

PAINT THESE FUCKING WALLS WITH MY BRAINS