Im Not An Alcoholic, I Just Have The Same Hobby.

I Drink Cause I Hate Myself.
I Drink Cause Then I love Myself.

Smoking Kills. So Does Drinking.
Cool.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

she scrubed the wall of fingerprints,
Pick up the mounds of clothes.
she sweep the dirt that shoes track in-
She wished she could use a hose!
Meals are served from dawn to dark,
Dirty dishes crowd the sink.
Just when they're washed and put away-
Everyone wants a drink!
The washer pulls the dirty grime
From pants worn thin and patched.
They look so very neat and clean-
Yuck, look what the pockets hatched!
Broken bones and bloody knees,
She should have been a nurse.
She take it all in shaky stride-
Just grateful it's not worse!
Screams and shouts and arguments
Test the keeping of my cool.
They left the neighbor's faucet on-
See their new front yard pool!
A soothing bath is ecstasy,
A reward at the end of her rope.
Raising boys isn't really bad-
But first I must wash the soap!
A rose can say I Love You,
Orchids can enthrall
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Oh my, that says it all!


Mom, Thank You For Everything And Making Us Boys The Men We Are Today.

I Love You So Much.
R.I.P

Four die in car crashes
Young girl killed in one of two fatal accidents


Four people are dead after a pair of car accidents on Sunday.

In the early hours, a single-vehicle accident in Tantallon killed a man and a woman in their 20s and left another in critical condition. The second crash, on Sunday afternoon on Highway 103 near Martins River, killed a woman and young girl.