THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW!

1. We love you if you're sweet, but you can be a little bit of a "bad boy" sometimes. A nice mixture is a turn on.
2. Don't just show up at our house...we run around in our underwear just like you guys do.
3. Be a gentleman in public, be yourself when we're alone.
4. We're not always right, but you damn well better act like we are.
5. Don't cheat on us with our best friend, we will find out and you'll have ruined 2 relationships.
6. Suck up to our dads...they will be the ones keeping us from going out with you, not our moms.
7. Act interested in our makeup/bathing/eating rituals, you may be living with us someday.
8. ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE DOING YOUR BUSINESS...falling in a toilet does not turn us on...it just pisses us off.
9. When we say we look like crap, tell us we're beautiful. When we really do look like crap, don't lie...just kiss us.
10. Tell us we're perfect all the time, we may laugh, but eventually you'll convince us.
11. Tell us you love us in front of your friends, to us, that's the declaration of true love.
12. Be sweet to us in front of your friends and be proud to be whipped cause you know you are.
13. If we slap you hard, you probably deserve it, but we'll forgive you. If we're just playing, it means we want you to touch us.
14. Don't ask if you can kiss/touch us, JUST DO IT. If you get slapped, then we obviously didn't want it, but we won't break up with you over it.
15. Take things slow...but not too slow.
16. If you don't sleep with us, do not tell your friends that you did.
17. Forgive us if we don't shave our legs everyday...it's the most annoying thing in the world.
18. Don't tell us to shave "down there" unless you are also going to.
19. When we say "I love you" and you don't say it back...you ain't getting none.
20. If we find out you didn't mean it when you said "I love you" you won't get none from any girl in a 30 mile radius.
21. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of us are not offended by it...it even turns us on.
22. Don't stare at our feet.
23. PMS is just an excuse for us being a bitch.
24. Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales.
25. Whether we're dating or "just friends", never ask us to pay for anything.
26. Spontaneously buying us stuffed animals is very sweet.
27. Just cause one of our best friends is a guy doesn't mean we are sleeping with him!
28. We love it when you act like you know something about cars.
29. If a guy is bothering us, calmly and classy ask him to stop. If he doesn't, knock the shit outta him.
30. Pull us closer if we're talking to a chick friend of yours.
31. Don't lie about anything. We always end up finding out.
32. When we're laying on the couch making out, make sure you have nothing in pockets that can poke us...it really turns us off.
33. When we tickle you, it's because we want to see you smile and squirm.
34. Be careful when tickling us...we tend to jump around and sometimes you guys get hit in the nuts...we really don't mean to and we do feel bad.
35. Go to a chick flick with us once in awhile.
36. Go out of your way to get along with our guy friends...chances are we'd end up picking them over you if it came down to it (but don't worry cause we are with you and not them!)
37. Act sad when you don't get to see us.
38. Don't flirt with our moms...it scares us.
39. Don't be afraid of our menstrual cycle. It's not really gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so you're not the one suffering.
40. Don't make fun of those of us that can't drive a standard. Teach us.
41. Don't introduce us as "your friend" if you're dating us and don't assume that your friends know that we are your girlfriend.. so introduce us.
42. Don't bet on getting us into bed.
43. Get along with our older brothers, they can and will kick your ass if you mess with us.
44. When we're alone, we know you don't wanna talk, but don't always kiss us, just hold us and be with us.
45. Girls love back massages, if we complain something hurts, rub it for us.
46. When we're play fighting/wrestling, don't get too rough, even the toughest girl is fragile.
47. Memorize our birthdays, anniversaries, favorite colors, foods, animals, etc...
48. Girls like guys to smell good, but too much cologne can gag a girl.
49. A little sucking up to us is good sometimes but we can tell if it's because you did something wrong.
50. Don't date us if all you're interested in is sex, you're A LOT less likely to get it that way.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF?
1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU:
2. I KISSED YOU:
3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU:
4. I STARTED SMOKING:
5. I SAID I WANTED TO FUCK YOU:
6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:
7. I WAS DRUNK:
8. I LICKED YOU:
9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE:
10. I ASKED YOU OUT:


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY?
11. ASS:
12. PERSONALITY:
13. BODY:

WOULD YOU?

16. BE MY FRIEND?
17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE?
18. KISS ME?
19. GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
20. KEEP IN TOUCH?
21. LICK ME?
23. DATE ME?
24. HAVE SEX WITH ME?


HAVE YOU EVER?
25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
26. WANTED TO KISS ME?
27. WANTED TO BITE ME?
28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?
29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME?
30. HAD A DIRTY DREAM OF ME?

AND MORE!
31. WHO ARE YOU?
32. ARE WE FRIENDS?
33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET?
34. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:
35. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?
36. WHAT REMINDS YOU OF ME?
37. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?
38. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
39. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME?
40. EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMeTHING BUT COULDN'T?
41. ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU?

Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...

Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.

Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.

She walks into the next room.

Girl: Hey! What's up?

Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.

Girl: Yeah, sounds great!

Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.

Girl: That's not such a good idea...

Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?

Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.

Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?

In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.

Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?

The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his bestfriend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.

Guy: What the hell is going on?!

Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!

Guy: Benny? How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!

Girl: John...!

John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.

Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.

Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling...

Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! She falls down and cries.

John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.

John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash.
*He drops a ring box on her lap.*

She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops... Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.

Girl: You were going to propose?

Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded... And she was in despair.

Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.


Sad eh?

If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts." Or your true love will walk away

If you had me alone...locked up in your room for 24 hours
and we could do whatever you wanted, what would you do with me?
Tell me in a message...cause it's a secret...Dont be shy....then repost this in your blog...you might be surprised with the responses you get!

Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" for what you would do with me

Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats yo number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Would you re-post this so i could do the same for you:

FUCK or PASS~
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.

So lets play the fuck or Pass! game.

The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you."

SCARED? lol this sH!t's funny

YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!!

repost this as "Fuck or Pass"

Don't be a bitch and not re-post it

ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler?: yes.
2. A morning person?: no way
3. Are you a perfectionist?: not realy
4. An only child?: nope
5. Catholic?: No
6. In your pajamas?:yup
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?:yes
8. Okay at styling other people's hair?: meh.
9. Left handed?: no
10. Addicted to this site?: sometimes.
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: no

DO YOU:
12. Bite your nails?: no
13. Get paranoid at times?: some times
14. Currently regret something that you have said?:ya.
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: depends how mad

16. Enjoy country music?: its ok
17. Enjoy jazz music?: no
18. Enjoy smoothies?: Depends on my mood
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: Hell ya
20. Have a lot to learn?: yes.
21. Have a pet?: i have 2 dogs
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?: maybe i guess.
23. Have all your grandparents?: no.
24. Have at least one sibling?: yes.
25. Have been told that you are smart?: yes. and no
26. Have a broken bone?: no
27. Have Caller I.D.: yes

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper?: yes
29. Changed a lot over the past year?: some what
30. Talked back to your parents?: yah.
31. Had surgery?: no
32. Killed another person?: no.
33. Had your haircut within the last week?: no
34. Had the cops called on you?:not yet

LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in your bed besides you?: no comment
2. Saw you cry?: Melanie
3. Went to the movies with you?:I dunno
5. You went to dinner with?: No idea
6. You talked on the phone with?: harrison
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?: ... skylar i think
9. Made you laugh?: dont remmember.

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? tongue
2. Be serious or be funny?: Funny
3. Be Pretty and Dumb, Or Smart and Ugly?: Pretty and Dumb
4. Die in a fire or drown?: fire:steaming:
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: enemies

ARE YOU..
1. Simple or complicated?: complicated...Pll tell me
2. Gay?: happy or not straight?
3. Hardcore?: haha iono

DO YOU PREFER. .
1. Flowers or candy?: Flowers. and sometimes candy
2. Gray or black?: Black.
3. Color or Black and white photos?: color
4. Lust or love?: dunno
5. Sunrise or sunset?: sunset.
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: m&ms
7. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!
1. Do you like anyone?: yup yup yup
2. Do they know it?: yep

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Sun or moon?: moon
2. Winter or Fall?: Fall
3. Left or right?: Right
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?: Two best friends.
5. Sun or rain?: i like both
36. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: neither eww i hate ice cream

ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it?: 4:22
2. Name?: Alcina
3. Nickname(s)?: Alci and others i perfer not 2 say
4. Where were you born? Kootneys
5. What is your birthdate?: Feb 10
6. What do you want?: i dunno maybe some one who wont break my heart
7. Where do you want to live?: i dunno
8. How many kids do you want?: dunno
9. What would you want to name a girl?: dunno
10. What would you want to name a boy?: dunno
11. You want to get married?: in time
12. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: not right now.
13. Who was the last boyfriend/girlfriend you said "I love you and i mean it"?: skylar

14. Are you still together?: no.
15. Do you still love him/her?:yes with all my heart

UNIQUE!
1.Nervous Habits: i fidget.
2. Are you double jointed?:dunno
3. Can you roll your tongue?: dunno
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yes
5. Can you cross your eyes?: yes.
6. Do you make your bed daily?: ya
7. Which shoe goes on first?: right
9. Ever threw up on someone?: no
10. On the average, how much money do you carry with you?: dunno
11. What jewelry do you wear?:neacklease...some times rings and bracelets

1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: no
3. Favorite ice cream?: nnone, i dont like ice creame.
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: 3-5
5. What's your favorite beverage?: FIREBALL,water? beer? vodka? ice tea i dunno
7. Do you cook?: some times

what a kiss means!!
+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I like you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of love

Mr.Bunny....
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(o.O) copy mr bunny into your profile to help
(> <) him achieve world domination.
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we`re not sarcastic ; we`re hilarious
we`re not annoying ; we`re just cooler than you
we`re not bitches ; we just don`t like you
we aren`t conceited ; we speak the truth
and babe, we`re not obsessed. we`re just best friends

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Y = Yes
N = No
M = Maybe

Would You?

[_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[_] Slap Me?
[_] Kiss Me?
[_] Let Me Kiss You?
[_] Watch A Movie With Me?
[_] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[_] Take A Shower With Me?
[_] Take Me Home For The Night?
[_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[_] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[_] Tickle Me?
[_] Let Me Tickle You?
[_] Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down?
[_] Instant Message Me?
[_] Greet Me In Public?
[_] Hang Out With Me?
[_] Bring Me Around Your Friends?


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IF U HAD ME ALONE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A MESSAGE...
CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR PROFLIE...
YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET!!!

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Sex, drugs, rock 'n roll! Speed, weed, birth control...
Drink tequila, have a shot! Fuck a guy you think is hot...
Fuck the panties, buy a thong! Party hard, and all night long...
Life's a bitch and then you die! Fuck the world, lets all get high!