Chelo And Alexo, Sleepover, February 15-16 2008.
OPERATION SEV:
11:11 - Alexo and Chelo decide they need monster energy drinks.
11:12 - After Calling NED ! ( Chelo's boyfriend ) We invent operation sev.
11:30 - Alexo and Chelo talk to mike ( very cool guy ) and loser kris on msn.
and confused adam brown.
11:50 - Sign off of the computer. ( Just AS Freakoid Danni Signs in ) and stand
in living room to finalize plans for operation sev.
Step 1 :
Midnight - Change into pj's, and make sure parental units are asleep.
12:05 - Make Decoy's of figures of Alexo and Chelo asleep on the couches.
( Using pillows, blankets, Stuffies, Shoes, And a ski helmet. )
Step 2:
12:30 - Go back up stairs to double check parental units are asleep, turn out
all lights and approve decoy appearance from stairs ( where parentals usually observe from. )
12:45 - Put on shoes and sweaters, pack the backpack. ( Making sure automatic teller machine card is stowed away )
12:49 - Sneak across kitchen and slowly slide open screen door. Slip through
crack, once outside fix blinds and close quietly. ( kinda )
12:51 - Stand outside kitchen window and observe stair case to make sure
parental units stay nestled in their bed.
12:55 - Bound across deck ( try to find the stairs in all the snow ) leap across
backyard leaving huge tracks ( our bad ).
12:55 ( and one half ) - Open the gateway into the unknown, and closed
behind us. ( running onto the street through knee deep powder )
12:57 - RUN LIKE HELL DOWN THE STREET TILL WE GET TO THE CORNER
AND TURN ONTO THE MAIN ROAD.
1:00 - Walk past M.A.K. Field talking about how we are going to get our asses
caught by the parental units. ( yet laughing our asses off )
1:01 ( we walk fast ) - As we approached the end of the school yard, a sports
utility vehicle randomly starts up ( there is no one in sight, but we still freak out )
so we walk past the vacant vehicle.
1:05 - While reaching the corner a white inconsequential automobile slows down
and hollers " Nice Sweat pants " ( Baggy sweat pants and the reeboks with the straps )
Alexo and Chelo almost pee themselves. and as they drive away, run like hell...
AGAIN.
1:09 - Thinking the white inconsequential automobile is back, Alexo and Chelo
run up to a random house and hide on the side of the garage. ( Chelsey actually pees a little... we laugh )
1:11 - Chelo and Alexo book it across the boulevard and jaunt speedily to another boulevard crossing.... there are no vehicles.
1:13 - we gallop across the street, laughing still thinking were going to get
caught, but were half way through the mission... theres no turning back.
1:15 - Alexo and Chelo reach destination, 7-11 ! After loads of drama and fear
were are at our destination, for about a min. of security ( yet alex says this is the
time that gas stations get ROBBED ! )
1:16 - Alexo searches through Chelo's NEW backpack to find her automatic
teller machine card and pays for the monsters ( we put them in the backpack )
1:17 - Alexo and Chelo exit the store, and start on our journey home ( Alexo
realizes that Chelo forgot to rip off her tearaways in the store HAHA ) Alexo and
Chelo see truck and think that he can throw them in the back so they book it
back across the dead boulevard.
1:19 - Start walkin down the side walk... and decide to pray to dear baby jesus
that we make it home safe, do not get rapped, and deffinatly do not get caught.
1:20 - We decide it is in our best intrest to pray.. again. And we discover the
sidewalk is EXTREMELY slippery !
1:23 - Alexo and Chelo Turn corner where they saw the inconsequential automobile but
are on the other side of the road ( sidewalk slopes down a bit ) Alexo steps onto
that part and next thing she knows she is on the ground ( our arms were linked )
and Chelo comes crashing down on top of me ( We sit there and piss ourselves laughing ) Alexo realizes she has cut her writst open.. GREAT.
( it looks very gross and is stinging like a bitch. )
1:26 - We try to get to out feet ( it took a while ) And walk down the road, Chelo see's Taxi, so we leap onto the sidewalk. Continue to walk fast HAHA
1:28 - Walking down the sidewalk talking about how we are going to make a
blog entry about OPERATION SEV. ! ( Not afraid of NOTHIN.)
1:29 - Approach the knee deep powder and wade through it to the gateway.
( follow old foot steps so we dont make new tracks .. yes were brilliant. )
1:30 - Get through the gateway and start trecking back to the deck ( Alexo Falls
over and gets a lot of snow in her pants ... Chelo falls shortly after but jumps up
because she Has Tearaways on... and to help alexo cuz she's Handi. HAHA )
1:32 - Make it to the deck, and peer through window to make sure the coast is
clear of parental units, slide open door ( not very quietly haha ) and slip through
door; Make a HUGE mess but run to bathroom )
1:33 - Alexo trys to get snow out of her pants while chelo trys to clean up the
mess of H2O ! ( all over the floor HAHA )
1:34 - Alexo goes and helps, but chelo cleaned up most of it so we go back to
the bathroom to clean up the battle wound ! ( Rip off piece of skin.. it hurt like a
mother trucker !! )
1:35 - Go to kitchen and apply sponge bob band-aids ! WOOOT WOOOT !
1:36 - Disengage the Decoy's.
1:37 - CHELO IS NOT PREGNANT. SHE GOT HER PERIOD. WOOO HOOO !
1:38 - Crack open the monster and Write about our marvelous adventure !
Every sleepover with Chelo and Alexo is an adventure to remember forever and ever.
Alexo + Chelo = Best Friends Forever And Ever.
