Call me Alex <3
I'm currently sailing solo - that's ok, I get to do all the steering
Weirdness is half of my personality; I lost the other half [shrugs]
I like moshing by myself; however I may let you join
I also enjoy random sloppy drunk make out sessions;
I put chips in my sandwiches and sour cream on everything;
I'm also a big fan of cheese, in every sense of the word...
especially using cheesy lines, but also eating it and cutting it
The best pick up line is "Did you just fart?
Because you blow me away" - be flattered if I use it
I taught your girlfriend that thing you like
I pee standing up - it makes me feel powerful
Static is freaking amazing, and so is etch-a-sketch
My pants get tighter whenever I hear shotgun=]
My knees get weak when I talk to girls with awesome hair
Semi-colons are sexy/ capeesh?
I have sudden urges to do stupid stuff
& random quests to break what's not mine
I love being the center of attention; so sue me
I get caught up in the moment too easily;
Don't hate me 'cuz you think I'm beautiful
Oh, and your mom has a thing for me.
