1) What’s (Who’s?) your favorite team? - Ottawa Senators
2) What’s you least favorite team? - Toronto Maple Leafs
3) Who’s your favorite player? - i dunno if i can say goalie so DANY HEATLEY
4) Who’s your least favorite player? - Mats Sundin
5) Favorite American team? - shit prob Pittsburgh Penguins(not cause of crosby n shit i liked them like 10 years ago wit lemieux n them)
6) Favorite Canadian team? - Ottawa Senators
7) Favorite International team? - Canada no doubt
8) Who’s your favorite goalie? - well thats playing rite now probably either henrik lundqvist, ray emery or roberto luongo probably but of all time patrick roy
9) Least favorite goalie? - Dan Cloutier
10) Favorite fighter? - Chris Neil
11) Least favorite fighter? - Darcy Tucker
but tehres no such thing as a "fighter"
12) Favorite jersey/uniform/outfit/sweater? - Sens
13) Least favorite jersey/uniform/outfit/sweater? - Mighty ducks fuck i think it was like 1980 somethin it was like a duck eating an ice cube cant remember wut year tho
14) Do you like home, away, or "third" jerseys best? (If your team has all three…) - third/alternate
15) Who do you want to win the Cup? - Ottawa Senators
16) What player do you most admire? - probably Marty St.Louis but tehre are other
17) Which player would you most like to sit and have coffee with? - Dominik Hasek just so i could laff at his accent its hilarious
18) What about a beer? - Roberto luongo for many reasons........i think
19) How about just watch the game with? - Henrik Lundqvist or anyone on the sens
20) Have an in-depth hockey conversation with? - Wade Redden
21) Do you collect hockey cards, memorabilia, etc? - i used to so i have a lot of shit n i buy like jerseys so yeeeeeeeee
22) If so, what’s your favorite card? - uhhh hockey card one of my dany heatleys thats worth like 400 or one of my gretzky rookies wich is like a couple thousand
23) Which is worth the most, and what’s it worth? - well i just said it gretzky rookie worth a few thousand
24) Do you live by any hockey players? What are they like? - i dont no which term of live this means like is there house close to mine or do i like live by them but yeeeeeeee to lazy to explainn
25) Do you play hockey? - YA FUCKIN RMHA KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!except for connor martyniuk no jp
26) What do you wear to hockey games? - what dont i wear
27) Do you have any "watching hockey rituals" or anything anyone might consider weird? - not really i beat on my bro wenever he says sens suck or anything or wen the sens score and even worse wen the opponent scores but its very rare that wud happen
and other things im not at will to say............
28) What’s your favorite hockey memory (as a fan?) - shit i dunno tehres so many but ill say when i was liek 9 when i met all the canucks even tho it sucked
29) What’s your favorite hockey commercial? - when ovechkin orders the food for crosby n shit cuz there like no other good ones
31) Rudest/meanest/most annoying, etc? - JR - rudest ,Chris Neil(i liek him tho) - meanest, its hockey no1s annoyin - annoyin
32) Who’s the best looking? Cassie Campbell hard question tho since im not gay(yes its a surprise) and all the women are men
33) Other off-handed/off-ice comments? -lots of good ones but ill say
when ovie said it is my dream to nhl even tho im nto sure
34) Why do you really like hockey? - this is the dumbest fucking question ive ever heard who ever made it up go fuckin stab urself rit enow