BASICS

Height:	164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Weight:	51 Kg - 55 Kg (111 lbs - 120 lbs)
Birthday:	May 29, 1990
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Dating
Living Situation:	Living with parents/relatives
Location:	Victoria, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	08:05pm \| Dec 22, '06
Profile Updated:	08:52am \| Dec 15, '09
Last Active:	11:28pm \| Nov 17, '08

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books, Humor, Magazines, Mysteries, Romance
Movies:	Action, Animated, Comedy, Horror, Musicals
Art:	Acting, Body Art, Cartooning, Doodling, Drawing, Clothing design, Film/Video Making, Painting, Photography, Singing
Animals/Pets:	Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Fish, Horses, Rabbits
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy
Cars:	Audio, Nascar, Offroad, Rally, Tuning
Music:	Alternative, Classic Rock, Country, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rap, Rock
Sports:	Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Dance (competitive), Fishing, Football (American), Golf, Gymnastics, Hiking, Horseback Riding, Jogging, Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Paintball, Rollerskating, Rugby, Running, Skateboarding, Skiing, Soccer, Softball, Swimming, Tennis, Track and Field, Ultimate Frisbee, Volleyball, Water-skiing, Wrestling, Yoga, Kayaking, Handball, Hacky-sack
Activities:	Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Shopping, Traveling
Musical Instruments:	Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Keyboard, Other Drums, Piano
Outdoor:	Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Suntanning
Computers:	E-mail, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

THIS IS ME!!!

The Names Jessie;

Graded 08, Chatter Box

Knows How To Party, Lotz Of Fun, Sporty Gal

Smokes Socailly, My Dog Brandy!

Oranges, My Music, FOOD

Singing, Dancing, Driving, Writting

Drawing, Guyz, Video Games, TV, Comp

Being In.Love, My Friends & My Family

Max + Robbie + Cevin = Star Power <3

Christine + Jessie = Ligers4Life <3

Amanda + Jessie = Cornbreads\Cornbitchz <3

Julie = Kiwi <3 Jayla = My Bitch Squad <3

Brent = Brentasourus <3 Scotty = Orange <3

Chris = Neighbourroonie <3 Tyler = My QT <3

Madison = Loverbird <3 Mike = My Sweet Peas <3

James =McDicks Buddy <3 Michelle = My Baby <3

Justin = Niggz4Life <3 Ryan = My Gorgeous <3

Jesse = My Nigga Pie <3 Nellie = Twister Buddie< 3

Shelly = SheLL BeLL <3 Dan = Party Partner<3

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Jess & Meg Love

GUYZ N' GIRLZ FLIRTING!!!

*~* Guyz*~*
[how girlz flirt]

1 She makes eye contact and smiles at you.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She fixes her and hair and makeup really really "inconspicuously" when you walk into the room.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address.

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you a smuch as possible

*~* Girlz*~*
[how guyz flirt]

1. He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz youncouldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He teases you by taking your things and hiding them not telling you where they are until you MAKE him

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk, or are alone.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You where invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes.Which makes you laugh even harder.

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes and quickly looks away so it doesn't seem like he's staring at you...but you can see him blushing.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair,face, butt, thighs, ect.)

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FUNNY SHIT!!!

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

>1) That's not right............................................. ....Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?...........................Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP.............................................. .........Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man............................................... ...................Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse............................................. ...............Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach?...................................Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8 ) I think you need a face lift........................................Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here.............................................. .Wai So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet....................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone.....................................No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight............................................. ..Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile..............................Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive..............................Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great............................................. ...................Fa Kin Su Pah

BEER VS. VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen god. One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

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