What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ]Stripes = funny
[x] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[x]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[x]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[x]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom :S AAHH
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[x]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 10
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 19
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 26
31. [x]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 35
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 43
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 52
61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total:61
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total:69
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny.
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 77
91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Total : 85
TOTAL HONESTY QUIZ
No lying allowed.
1) Is there someone you wanna date?
Not right now . . .
2) Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
I don't even know .
3) Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Well, in the whole 1 boyfriend i have had, i was the heart breaker ..
4) What are you listening to?
So far away - Staind .
5) Name a quote from the thing you are listening to?
"I must be sleeping, i am so afraid of waking ."
6) What are you doing right now?
. . .This .
7) What does your last text say?
Yea Okay .
8) Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
Yeahh .
But i just can't hurt you, you have been through enough to last a life time .
9) Last missed call?
No caller ID =[ .
10) Last person you talked on the phone with?
Emma .
12) What was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
Through my cat on the floor .
She was kneading me . . .
13) Is there a meaning behind your profile?
I'm not what i appear to be .
14) Do you have a best friend?
Probably .
15) Do you like vitamin water?
I dunno . I like Fuze ! . . .Is that vitamin water ?
16) Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Yess .
17) What do you think of people who have sex before marriage?
Depends . On why, and with who . Haha .
18) Do you get along with your parents?
My dad yes .
My mom . . .not so much .
19) Are you more independent or dependent?
A pretty even amount of both .
20) Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
Haha YES ! ---Italy .
21) What is your favorite fruit?
Grapes .
22) Who was the last person you were mad at?
I dunno .
Either my mom, Lauren or Haileigh probably .
23) What are your plans for tonight?
Tonight is over . But my plans weree . . .
Gym, Homework ,
24) What is the most important thing in life?
I dunno .
26) Does anyone love you?
I think soo .
27) Do you love anybody?
I love lots of people .
28) Is your best friend pretty?
GORGEOUS ¢¾
29) Ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yesss =[ .
30) What's your favorite quote?
I don't really know .
"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. "
Haha i kinda like this one =P .
31) What's the one thing that's getting you through the week?
Friday the 13th =] .
32) Do you miss anyone?
Yepp =[ .
33) Do you give out second chances too easily?
I definitely do !
34) What did you do yesterday ?
Gym with Stef .
ANd climbed down a mountain with Krista . . .
35) Where is one place you want to visit?
Greece .
36) What's your favorite thing to have for breakfast?
Bagel .
37) Ever felt that no one relates to you?
Yepp .
38) Why have you broke your last promise?
Because . . .I don't remember . It probably wasn't a good reason anyway . . .
40) When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
well .
I have never met Grandma or Nono . They died before i was born . . .=[ .
The last time i saw my Grandpa was before he died, soo 3 years ago =[ .
ANd my Nona i saw at christmas .
42) Are you against abortion or animal cruelty?
Yepp .
43) What is your favorite childhood memory?
Rusty Acres .
44) What do you think of long-term relationships?
I love them =] .
45) Do you believe God always saves you from bad situations?
I think we have to make our own luck . God can't save everyone .
46) What's the worst curse word or saying that you know of?
Nigger .
47) What song relates to your life the best?
Lots .
So far away - Staind is one of them .
Haha .
48) What will your future be like?
Dunno , We will find out when it comes . . .
49) Do you wish on 11:11?
All the time ....
1. Grab your phone.
2. What are the last 4 digits of your mobile number?
9302
3. What does the 1st message in your inbox say?
"Yeah for Sure''-Shealeigh
4. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Maddie
5. Who's the last person you called?
Coral
6. Who was your last missed call from?
no idea. ( no caller id:(. )
7. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
Dylan
8. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under B?
Bailey
9. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
Jessica
10. Who was your last received call from?
dad
11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?
Sam
13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
100
14. What do you have as your background?
my dog--rocky.
15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?
Renee
16. Who's the 5th person under T?
Travis
17. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Beth
18. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
4
19. Who was your last text message from?
facebook
20. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox
Shealeigh, Lauren, Coral, Haileigh, Stef, facebook
21. Who's the 6th person under A?
Alex
22. Who is the 9th person on your missed calls list?
no idea.
23. Who's you're 1st person on speed dial?
Linds
24. Ring tone?
Sweet Emotion--Aerosmith
