Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?
In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?
The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his bestfriend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.
Guy: What the hell is going on?!
Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!
Guy: Benny? How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
Girl: John...!
John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.
Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.
Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling...
Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! She falls down and cries.
John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.
John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap.
She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops... Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.
Girl: You were going to propose?
Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded... And she was in despair.
Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.
If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts." Or your true love will walk away
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked,
never liked each other, or if we already know
everything about each other. I really don't. I'll see just who loves me!
1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of nexopia?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Baby i am sorry
THERE WAS A BOY...WHO WAS 19
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A GURL...
WHO WAS 14...
BUT HE DiDN'T kNOW WHAT TO DO...
SO HE SAiD...
SHOULD i TALK TO HER?...
OR...
SHOULD i JUST KiSS HER?...
BUT THEN HE DECiDED TO TALK TO HER...
AND SO THEY TALKED...
BOY - Hi
GURL - Hi
BOY - WHAT R U DOiN?
GURL - NOTHiN'
BOY - DO U HAVE A BOYFRiEND?
GURL - NO
BOY - DO U WANT ONE?
GURL - HE HAS TO BE NiCE AND SWEET AND NOT SHADY
BOY - DO U LiKE ME?
GURL - NOT REALLY
BOY - OHH...OK
GURL - ARE U MAD?
BOY - NO
GURL - OK
THEN HE LEFT, AND WENT HOME...
AND FOUND A GUN iN HiS DADS DRAWER...
THEN BEFORE HE WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF HE SAiD...
"GOD LET ME DiE FAST AND EASY"...
THEN HE HEARD A VOiCE THAT SOUNDED LiKE GOD...
GOD - DON'T DO iT'S NOT WORTH iT!
BOY - YES iT iS SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME
GOD - YES SHE DOES
BOY DROPS THE GUN AND SAYS:
"HOW DO U KNOW?"
GOD - BECAUSE iM GOD
AND FADED AWAY...
BUT THE BOY DiD NOT BELiEVE iT...
SO HE PiCKED UP THE GUN AND...
HEARD A VOiCE AGAiN AND SAID:
"STOP LYiNG TO ME" AND SHOT THE GUN AT THE VOiCE...
BUT WHEN HE LOOKED HE SAW THE GURL OF HiS DREAMS DEAD...
HE HAD KiLLED THE GURL...
AND THE GURL HAD CAME TO HiS HOUSE TO TELL HiM THAT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WiTH HiM...
AND HE SAiD:
"HOW...HOW...HOW COU...COUL....COULD...i , baby im sorry!"
AND THEN HiS DAD CAME iN AND ASKED "WHAT HAPPENED?"
AND THE BOY SAiD:
I...I...KiLLED...HER...
THEN THE BOY PiCKED UP THE GUN AND KiLLED HiMSELF...
iF U LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT U WOULD DiE FOR THEM REPOST THiS SAYiNG "baby I'm sorry" AND UR LOVE WiLL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLiNE...
Know me?
(2 Points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(1 Points) Where did we meet:
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(3 Point) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke :
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Point) How many piercings do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) Whats my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) Whats my phone number:
(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(5 points) How tall am I:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
I'll send you your grade...
66-72 Points; Best Friend.
56-65 Points; Great Friend.
36-55 Points; Friend.
16-35 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask me when.
0-15 Points; Either you're a crappy friend, or you're new friend
11 FUCK YOU's of Nexopia.......
11 fuck you's of nexopia
Fuck you number ONE.
There is NO SUCH THING as a Nexopia Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number TWO.
To the people who have like 1,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you number THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck you number FIVE.
Quit crying because you're not on someones page
Who cares?!?
ITS NEXOPIA!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you number SIX.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....
Fuck you number SEVEN.
6th graders who have Nexopia and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming Nexopia for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before Nexopia
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Nexopia should really be for adults....
Fuck you number EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true nexopia Friend.
Real friends read their blogs
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....
Fuck you number NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
Fuck you number TEN.
If you read a blog and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!
Fuck you number ELEVEN.
Nexopia was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
If this made you laugh, or you agree with it,
then repost this...
Post This And See How Many Messages You Get....
(1) ugly
(2) O.K.
(3) cuTe
(4) hoT
(5) sexy
(6) Fine
(7) YUMMY
(8) I would do u
(9) I wanT ur kids
(10) Wanna go ouT? Seriously.
*Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Ass ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*DONT ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).
--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as "What a kiss means"
