The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.

Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?
The same sex?
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?
To both genders?
Had sex in a public place?
Have you cheated on someone?
Cheated with someone?
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn?
Do you take birth control/condoms?
TOTAL: 7

Drugs
Have you smoked cigars more than once?
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?
Used hard drugs?
Used needle drugs or inhalants?
Used prescription pills to get high?
Bought drugs?
Sold drugs?
Introduced someone else to their first drug?
Overdosed?
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?
TOTAL: 6

Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced?
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?
Do you rave, or have you been to one?
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?
TOTAL: All of them.

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?
Do you drink often?
Have you taken shots?
Have you passed out?
Have you played drinking games?
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?
TOTAL: All of them.

Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?
Used a fake ID?
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?
Been naked in public?
Are you/have you been in a street gang?
Packed a weapon?
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?
Ever been arrested?
TOTAL: 3

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?
Been suspended?
Been expelled?
Cut class?
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff ?
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?
Held or participated in a protest at school?
Got into a fight at school?
Done drugs at school?
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?
TOTAL: 6

She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or different colours?
Have you gotten any tattoos?
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male)
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears,fangs,armwarmers)
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc.?
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?
Do you break the school dress code often?
TOTAL: 6

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison/arrested?
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?
Have you committed a crime?
Have you ever almost died?
Do you have any mental illnesses?
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?
Have you attempted suicide?
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?
Have you ever had a substance habit?
TOTAL: 5

We're Very Disappointed In You
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?
Ever had a party while your parents were out?
Ever steal from your parents?
Ever crash your parents' car?
Run away?
Been grounded for a month or more?
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?
TOTAL: 9

Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?
Set something large on fire?
Stapled yourself?
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?
Streaked?
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?
Set off illegal fireworks?
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?
TOTAL: 8



THE BIG TOTAL: How ever many their are.

Find your score:
0- 10: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11 - 20: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21 - 30: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31 - 40: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41 - 50: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51 - 60: - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61 - 70: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71 - 80: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81 - 90: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91 - 100: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.

I love my life right now
I don't think I've ever been happier

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

I'm done. It's do or die now.

I know how to make this song happy. Read below.

The building turned its back ignored my call,
The concrete looks too thin to break my fall,
The sunset stretched across this nighttime scene,
I counted people as I neared the street below,

From this point forget the first verse and then consider the rest of the song to be about a man giving another man a blow job and another man watching from a balcony.
Whoa-oa-oa
Below
Whoa-oa-oa

[Mark]
I saw it all, I saw it all go down,
The shadow grew as he approached the ground,
The sunset stretched across this nighttime scene,
I turned away as he came, near the street below,
Whoa-oa-oa
Below
Whoa-oa-oa
Below

[Tom]
Let's forget this all move on
[Mark]
Let's forget this all move on
[Tom]
Let's forget this all move on
[Mark]
Let's forget this all move on
[Tom]
Let's forget this all move on
[Mark]
Let's forget this all move on
[Tom]

1. Fuck shit up.
2. Make shit loads of money and save up for Grant Mac Residence.
3. Get me right nip pierced so that both my nipples will be the same size. (Long story) and gunna use my dice i still have from my last nipple piercing.
4. Get my lip pierced
5. Get Gallows CD, if I don't go to warped tour this'll be really fucking hard.
6. Get back in shape.
7. Learn some breaking
8. Kick some ass.
9. Find Clark Kent.
10. Become an Egyptian God.
11. Play PSU alot.
12. Defeat Tek in Halo. Ya freakin homo .

Your Aura is Red



You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!

The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures

Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez

Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon

What Color Is Your Aura?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/

The greatest achievement is selflessness.
The greatest worth is self-mastery.
The greatest quality is seeking to serve others.
The greatest precept is continual awareness.
The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.
The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways.
The greatest magic is transmuting the passions.
The greatest generosity is non-attachment.
The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind.
The greatest patience is humility. SCREW HUMILITY!!
The greatest effort is not concerned with results.
The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go.
The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.

Anal Termites

I woke up screamin one night
There was fire, this was fight
Spicy food can’t even compare
To this burning of my ass hair
O These beasts inside my ass
Just don’t know how to be nice
All I wanna do is get some ice
I declare lockdown
Permanent frown
Please god, make it go away
They keep chewing on my crack
Pull my ass like dog
Now I’ve got shitty track
Ready to drown myself
Grab the grease
I’m about done
Help me someone!
Anal Termites
Anal Termites
They attack!
I’ve got a lighter
I declare lockdown
Permanent frown
I’ll alert the nations far and wide
This is real news
We’ve got to share
Anal Termites
Please Beware

Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

I got abstract twice
and is it just me or does that not look like punk at heart?

I just had the most fucked up dream i think any human could have possibly had. and i felt inspired to write about it beforre i forget it.

It starts off on a ski hill. I'm recounting the tale of how my grandfather and I and my trsuty pal kelicio went to the ancient town of CUAPO in British Columbia (the famous dead racer's home town) and were walking to the amusement park one day. We found out that it had been hidden from us and was not the same as in my dream (in my dream) i remembered it. It was actually a street over, past the lawn chair forest and the cheesy 70's billboards. I can't remember the name of the amusement park but it was amazing. We entered it and had a game of foam pool noodle tag in the carpeted floating elevator that you could enter only if you did 007 rolls onto it. Then we rode the elevator down to the mystical spray park of britghly colored undersea pool noodles. Then someone interupts my story. It's one of the gay republican mexican folks who migrated to Canada and works at the ski hill. We end up having a political debate (everyone at the hill, including the people who wear red hats) and then i convice the gay republican mexicans to tell me the story of how they came to be here. Apparently, in mexico they do not accept homosexuality. So in order to hide their gayness the gay republicans would write each other romantic sticky notes. So El Heffe (ya like the NOFX guy no apparent reason) is one day discoered to be gay. The lovers are now fugitives and must flee the country. But the man in the black cape is trying tto catch them. First they try to escape their quant mexican village by cheesy 70s car which breaks down. Then they are takled to the ground my a gigantic 900 pound leopard and told they will be on trial tomorrow at 9 o clock for gayness. Luckily in the night they speak to their sensai and recount their training in mexican arts. The next day the man in the black cape sicks his leopard on them (which has now grown an extra 8 back legs, sorta like a semi truck with extra back wheels) he defeats one of the mexican lovers, El Mucho Laury. El Heffe is also being easily defeated when he sees the sensais panther and velociraptor. This makes him remeber his training. So when they fall off the hill in the mexican village the leopard pounces. El Heffe kicks it once in the face and this forces the leopard to land with its underbelly on top of the fallen El Heffe. Apparently with 8 extra back legs came 8 extra pairs of testicles. El Heffe then uses the heart of mexico kick to the nuts on the leopard and defeats it. The gay lovers run to their master, who has now prepared a private jet to take them to Canada. Then i woke up.

Ya I think that was worth getting up at 4:30 AM to go and write. I want to never forget that dream.