I hate this place
I hate this town
I hate these people
I hate these faces
All these things i hate are stuck around me
Everyone can go fucking get bent
Tired of fucking fighting for shit when it doesn't do a damn thing
Tired of giving second chances and then people expecting a third fourth and fifth
Tired of all the fucking lies
Tired of being the one blamed
I want more apologies
I want more respect
I want more security
I need more love

Got my license XD

ENH OKAY IF YOU HAVENT HEARD ME RANTING AND RAVING YET YOU PROLLY DON'T KNOW WHAT LIFE TRAUMATIC THING HAPPENED TO ME MONDAY......

I FAILED MY LEARNERS TEST BY ONE MOTHER FUCKING QUESTION AND IT WAS MY LAST FUCKING QUESTION OMFGG ARRRGH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I ACTUALLY AM... agh...ennnh... scratch that, make that pissed/depressed...oh well

BUT I'M GOING FOR A RE-TEST FRIDAY RIGHT AFTER MY HAIR APPOINTMENT AND AFTER THAT, ROOOCK-N-RIIIDE THE LAST ONE TILL SEPTEMBER AGAIN!!!!

69 QUESTIONS I GUARANTEE YOU'VE NEVER ANSWERED


1. Would you bang your neighbor?
HAH FUCK NO!

2. What describes your relationship status?
watching the game

3. Where are you?
kitchen..ish..

5. Do you live with your parents?
Yes.

6. What is your middle name?
Eleanor, Genavieve

7. Who have you talked to most today?
...lol...umm...prolly meghaann....NOPE krystal actually

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
YUUUP

9. Color of your underwear?
Black

10. Color of your shirt?
Black

11. How many years have you taken a language other than english?
ummm....3

12. Who's on speed dial 2? 5? 7?
My voicemail and my mom

14. Do you wish on 11:11?
Yup every time I can snag it

15. Good advice if u ever go camping?
bring a friend and booze

16. Are you a bad influence?
To erinn/tiffany apparently......WASNT MY FAULT....

17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars?
never tried them before

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
never...

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
depending...

20. Have you been called a bitch?
many fucking times and people reading this either saw or have called me it

21. Favorite colors?
Crimson and Black

22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
yeah all the time

23. What song is on?
Please dont stop the music REMIIXX!

24. Are your grades good?
Yeah except for one this term

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
no why bother?

27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
nope

28. Whose page did you visit last?
random kid that I stole this survey form XD XD LOL

29. Last time you went out to lunch?
umm, With adrian onnnnn...well thats actually supper so...umm....last....thursday?

30. What is to the right of you?
my cereal bowl of Honey nut cheerios

31. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
enhhh....Joey.....its hard to choose....him and Pheboe...phebe...phobe...???you knw who Im talking about...

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CDs?
LOL NO NOT SINCE I WAS 7

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
OMFG YUSS ERINN AND I HAVE DECIDED TO RAPE THE MAKERS OF IT....then steall of it and sell it to kids at the school more than at the stores XD

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
nuuuu

38. iPod or Zune?
Podster

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
I dont watch tv....

40. King of the Hill?
If i dont watch tv what makes you think I would...

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
the ones I read arent trashy and its like an AWWWEE typa thing not like all...yeah..

44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
you know.....I've never actually ever sung in the shower....

45. What's in your CD player right now?
I dont own a CD player....CD players are such a generation ago...

46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you?
huh....MEGHAN HASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO LOVE YOUUU

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
.....organization and clean yess, but i'm not a spaz of it

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
nuuu

55. Do you know how to knit?
no

59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
ummm...I forget *runs down stairs* creme

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
FUCK THEM, TWO SCOOPS MAN

61. Physics or chemistry?
well I kicked ass in Physics subtract the final test which whats his face was a Jack ass about and I'm kinda struggling with chem a bit so I'll pick physics

64. R-rated or G-rated movies?
R

65. Walk or Run?
DANCE!! XD

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
Lord of the rings....but its a close match with star wars so....

67. Fly or road trip?
fly there and drive back

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
Batman..

69. Favorite Disney movie?
Sleeping Beauty...at least when it comes to the classics....

1 - 12 : getting blonder.
13 - 24 : pretty damn blonde
25 - 32 : holy fuck dye your hair


Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking
You have ran into a glass/screen door
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree/bush
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (OOMFG IT DOES!!)
You just tried to sing them LMFAO WOOOW
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
You`ve never seen the matrix
You type only with two fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
You have caught yourself drooling
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
Sometimes you just stop thinking
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your "inside voice" or talk quieter.
You use your fingers to do simple math
You have eaten a bug.(not on purpose)
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
You break a lot of things
You tilt your head when you're confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
The word "um" is used many times a day
The word "like" is used many times a sentence

TOTAL - 15

YAAAYYY NOT SO BLONDE

Underwear Survey
Fill out this fun survey and then share it with your friends


What's your favorite underwear you own?
umm umm umm....hmm.....hard to say....my black arch curved ones with the purple sparkly butterfly at the hip

What's the worst pair of underwear you own?
oh god....I have a white pair.....I hate white panties

What's the most embarrassing underwear you own?
embarrassing??? um.....white ones with butterflies on them...?

What's your favorite color of underwear?
OUH Pink Red or Black

What color underwear will you not wear?
WHITE!

What's your favorite underwear on a member of the opposite sex?
..euhumm...lol......hanes....???

What underwear do you hate seeing on a member of the opposite sex?
OMG SPEEDOS AND TIGHTY WHITEYS!

Have you ever lost your underwear while out somewhere?
lol I forgot a pair at somebody's house before

Have you ever found someone's underwear while out somewhere?
lying on the ground in the gurls change room at the YMCA

How often do you buy new underwear?
meh frequently I guess

Do you buy underwear for anyone but yourself?
uhm I sures hell dont buy it for my brothers

Where do you like to buy your underwear?
Lasenza and Giant Tiger XP

Do you have a favorite brand of underwear?
La senza

Is there anywhere you refuse to buy underwear?
uumm.......I dunno like Zellers I guess

Do you own any novelty underwear?
...whats novelty underwear..(Looks up novelty on Dictionary.com**...) I think it means design or pattern.....yeah

Have you ever bought novelty underwear for anyone?
????????? uh noooo......

Have you ever worn someone else's underwear?
Well my mom bought 2 new pairs but then she realised she bought them way too small so she gave them to me and I'm glad she did...I likes dem lots

Has anyone else ever worn your underwear?
umm no *scratches head*

What type of underwear do you wear most?
all depends on my mood but I guess ummmm thongs

Is there any kind of underwear you refuse to wear?
......GRANNY PANTIES!

The FEMALE BODY survey.

Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra?
Pink red and white....hearts of course XD

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I like both

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
yes a bit currently...

5. Do you have a best friend?
DUH!

7. who was the last person you hugged?
My mom believe it or not...(lol)

8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
broken, but not shattered...yet

9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Only once just to piss Josh off

10. Do you like your life?
for now It'll do

11. Do you shop at hollister?
huh, fuck no

12. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
......came real close.....and I almost went off the edge too..

13. have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
yeah.....lol good times in mehico XD

14. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
um....shiit.....alot of the guys I hang with would be considered girls....but....more guys than girls

15. How long have you had myspace?
lol a couple weeks

16. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yeah and he deserved it

17. What are your biggest fears?
sharks spiders not waking up soemthign really bad happened to a person after I had a big fight with them

18. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
mm..not that I can say

19. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Lots, ask tiffany..

20. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
no geeeee not Jazmine nooo casue I'm not liek that

21. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
not neccisarily

22. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes.

23. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Dpeneds on what I became famous from or for

24. Are you currently missing someone?
no....for a change...Typically I would miss Josh but.....no

25. Do you think any guys will open this justs it’s labeled “The female body survey”?
I dunno, ask a guy

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it. When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!! "

If you open this you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!

If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot of love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes your true love will call or message you.

It's harder than it looks!
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They have to
be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers
if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your name:
Jazmine

Celebritys:
JOHNNY DEPP!

4 letter word:
Jinx

Place:
JAPAN!

Boy Name:
JOSH

Girl Name:
Jessica

Occupation:
Journalist

Something you wear:
Jeeeeans!

Something found in a kitchen:
Josh and Me making out

Reason for Being Late:
Juggling 30 million things

Something You Shout:
JUMP HIGHER JOSH!

Body Part:
J.......J-LO BOOTY!!!.......I'm sorry thats the only thing I can think of....

Rule #1:
If you open this you take it.

Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks

Rule #3:
Only answer True or False

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? true
Q: Do you like someone? True
Q: Held a snake? True
Q: Been suspended from school? False
Q: Been fired from a job? False
Q: Sang karaoke? false
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? true
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True
Q: Broken a bone? False
Q: Shaved your head? False
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? false
Q: Donated Blood? False
Q: Had your heart broken? meh...false

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? Dad
2. You texted? Meghan....?
3. in a car with: Mummy
4. Went to the movies with? Erinn, Tiffany and Adrian
5. Person you went to the shops with? Mum
6. You talked on the phone? Josh
7. Made you laugh? Josh
8. You hugged? Joshua (brother)
9. You cried with? My ....mom and aunt

WOULD YOU RATHER
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?...can I say both nah, nose
2. Die in a fire or get shot? Get shot

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Rainy
5. Where do you live? Fort Saskatchewan
6. club or pub? Club
7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yes
8. Do you want to get married? Yes
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
10. What time is it? 11:54
11. Are you afraid of commitment? No
12. Are you gonna have an 18th party? naw, I'm just gonna have my afternoon nap and then take a bath...OF COURSE I'M HAVING A FRIGGEN PARTY!
13. Do you cook? Yes
14. Current mood? Lazy dazy,

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU
1. Kissed someone? yes
2. Sang? Yes
3. Listened to music? Yes
4. Seen someone you care alot about? Yea
5. Danced Crazy! yeah after I got home from josh's
6. Cried? Just about but didn't.....laughing hurts

1. Your Porn Star Name (name of first pet + street you live on):
Sparky Almond . . . . . (LMFAO)

2. Your Movie Star Name (grandmother/fathers first name + favorite snack):
Helen Gum (sorry...I treat my gum like candy...more and more and more)

3. Your Fashion Designer Name (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Edifier Smilies

4. Your Foreign Name (favorite spice girl + last vacation spot):
Baby BC

5. Your Socialite Name (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied): Bubbaloo Fort Mcmurray

6. Your Fly Girl/Guy Name (first initial + first three letters of your last name):
J-Gra

7. Your Detective Name (favorite animal + name of high school):
Siberian Tiger JP2

8. Your Bar Fly Name (last snack you ate + favorite alcoholic drink):
Cookie Bacardi Breezer

9. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name + street where you first lived ):
Genevieve Britinell

10. Your Rock Star Name (favorite candy + favorite musician's last name):
Blow Pop Way

11. Your Opposite Sex Name (name of opposite sex friend + name of cell phone company you use): Adrian Lifes Good

12. Your Star Wars Name (last three letters of first name in reverse, last medicine you took): ein alesse