I'm Will.

I do stand up comedy, with a style that is a mix of Billy Connoly and George Carlin, coining my "pissed off Brit" style.


If anyone buys me the exact guitar posted above, I will love you for ever and ever.

I have a blog. It's better than yours.

A grade 8 once asked me my thoughts on women. I told him, "I like me women like I like my cars. Relatively new and preferably not covered in pigion shit." I never saw that kid again.

I often talk to myself during tough descisions, because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I hate the beach in all of its forms. I'm also terrified of swimming in the ocean.

I can make poetry manly.

I know I'm unpopular with women because as soon as I walk into a room tehy immediately begin talking about their boyfriends.

I find '80s TV hilarious.

My blog is a "free blog", in the sense that I write on what I feel like. I will only write an article for you if you have done something to appease me or you're cute.

My theory on life is that all people are assholes, it's just a matter of degree. I personally am King of the Assholes.

90% of the people I talk to don't know that I'm subtley making fun of them.

I'm brainstorming ideas for a book. It's called, "Denizens of Egotism", and is way better than any book you'll ever write.

I can't understand why my concept of a poker shack in Bolivar Park is so frightening to some.

I think any form of male facial hair is awesome, and I frequently frighten people with my own ideas of styles.

I made a breif alliteration in the above sentence.

I grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes. In recent years I have slowly started to become Calvin.

Up until I was 13 I wanted to drop out of school and become a crazy hermit living in the mountains away from everyone else. It still doesn't sound like too bad of an idea.

I swear. A lot.

I wish the university from the movie Accepted was real because I really want a degree in Skepticism.

I once successfully incorporated Hitler, robots, guitar solos, Halloween, a previously written ending and the Necronomicon into the same story. Ask my Writing teacher or anyone in my Writing class if you don't belive me.

I have been referred to as "The God of Tangents" because I can never talk about one thing for long.

I think flamethrowers are a really great idea.

In the 2009 election I am going to attempt to be elected prime minister purely by write in votes.

I am the founder of the "Launch The All American Rejects Into the Sun in a Giant Fucking Rocket Fund." Please donate.

I have a really retarded laugh.

I must be the only one on the planet who hates penguins.

Pretty much anything from the '70s is automatically awesome.

I am very confident that I could successfully defeat Justin Timberlake in hand to hand combat.

Call me old fashioned, but I still think that the straight razor is an effective grooming device..

I hate being patronized.

I love patronizing people.

I just recently got my brown belt in Nisei Karate-do. BAM.

I live on a street full of foreign people.

I am an avid firearms enthusiast, and am currently holding the title of, "creepy guy with all the guns", which I am very proud of.

I forget words in mid sentence a lot.

Most small children are afraid of me.

I can prove that ADD doesn't exist.

I have climbed a mountain in the puring rain during the summer while clad in a kilt. I'm truly Scottish.

I have a kleptomania streak, and I love to steal shit and then let you know I took it 5 minutes later.

I wish I had bigger eyebrows.

These statements say more about me than any autobiography ever will.

Owner of the most badass blog on Nexopia. Check it out. Updated every couple days.

"Grab my 12-Gauge. We're about to test the lead tolerance of my neighbors!"
-Me

"You know, some good old fashioned unnecessary violence would sort this right out."
-Me again, in response to the war memorial desecration

"This Christmas, while you're sitting around eating your turkey, take some time to think of those less fortunate than you. That will make you feel better, because those guys are chumps."
-Grif


The Heckler and Koch MP5. Keeping those damned kids off my lawn since 1966.


Holy Crap! I have a quiz!
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizna​me=060201203853-204794


MIND TAKING.

Guns, Blues-Rock, Bruce Springsteen, My Hair, Ranting about stuff, comically placed profanity, kicking ass, head butting mimes, violence in excess of what is now known as excessive, making obscure penile references


"Ha ha ha! Multiple entendre!"
Long live Harvey Birdman, the best cartoon in existance.










Bruce Springsteen is my hero.


John Paul Jones, coolest bass player ever.




He's got my vote.

Will's Music:

Favourites:

Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band
Led Zeppelin
Deep Purple
The Trews
Jet
Yes
Santana
Johnny Winter
Steve Miller
Creedence Clearwater Revival/Revisited
Crosby, Stills and Nash
Jimi Hendrix
Simon and Garfunkel
Dire Straits
Billy Talent
System of a Down
Wolfmother
Joe Satriani
Audioslave
Death From Above 1979
Nirvana
Nickelback



The Trews-Cry
You cry
You cry

I am leaving, goodbye love
I am waiting for no one
Trust my feeling on the line
Nothing's saving us this time
My heart's telling me to run

I got my mind made up and I'm moving on
I got my mind made up and I'm moving on
I got my my heart reset and my head back on
I got my mind made up and I'm moving on
You cry, You cry
You cry, You cry
Way too much for me

Lost child wanting all you see
You're in love with not losing me
Fighting for our love ain't right
If all we ever do is fight
Nothing should be this hard won

I got my mind made up and I'm moving on
I got my mind made up and I'm moving on
I got my my heart reset and my head back on
I got my mind made up and I'm moving on
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
Way too much for me
Way too much for me
Way too much for me

Listen up
The time has come for me to say
I'm givin' up
I never loved you anyway
I gotta fly
And you are getting in my way
This is my
Independance day

You cry ,You cry
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
You cry (all alone yeah), You cry ( all alone)
Way too much for me (cry)
you cry way too much for me (cry,cry)
you cry way too much for me (cry,cry)
(cry,cry)
you cry way too much for me (cry,cry)
All alone

Emo punk, Religeous nuts, Communism, people who are happy all the time, feminists, how people spend 6 bucks on plus, open their visitors list, scan the large line of people critically, find one who didn't leave a comment, then call ME a creeper, how popularity is nowadays used as a reflection of talent


SAY NO TO COMMUNISM




Emo Guy 1: Man, life sucks. Why am I tortured with this nhilistic existance?
Emo Guy 2: Why, what's up.
Emo Guy 3: Yeah, tell us.
Emo Guy 1: Well, my parents made me clean my room today.
Emo Guy 2: No shit?
Emo Guy 3: Dude, that sucks.
E1: Yeah, I know. It's a clear sign that they don't love me. I think I should kill myself.
E2: You know, while we're on the subject, a teacher told me to be quiet while she was teaching a lesson. Obviously she doesn't respect my rights as an individual. I think I'll kill myself too.
E3: Come to think of it, my manager at work yelled at me for showing up 30 minutes late. is perfection the minimal level of acceptance? Does he not respect the fact that I have a life? I think I might as well off myself too.
E1: We should all do it together! I'll bring some The Used.
E2: I'll grab My Chemical Romance.
E3: Let me get my Indie Rock collection! Let's do it!
Me: I am going to kill you all.





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