AnotherSuicide - 19, Female, Alberta
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Numb to the fucking world
Weird mood- yupp
Weird day- yupp
Over-analyzing everything- even more then I normally do
Annoying dog- definately
Crushed smokes- depressing
The coldness- GAH!!!
Work- burned my fingers

Lovely....
 

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Best Fucking Friends!
Me: Hey maybe I do like things kinky!
Leah: Haha that's my girl!


I love you Leah <3
I'd do you in a hearbeat darlin ;)
 

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My future? O.o
Matt: So Drew said I could be the godfather of your kids.

Me: What??When did he say that?Why would he say that?I'm not having kids dumbass!

Matt: Oh Drew's told me stuff.And yes you are.I will put holes in your condoms!

Me: Haha good thing for birthcontrol!

Matt: I will switch the pills!

Me: (talking to Jaylene) Yeah...uh even if I were to have kids, I would not trust Matt being the godfather...

Jaylene: Can I be the the godmother!?!

Me: ...uh.... O.o No cuz I'm not having kids.

Jaylene: Yes you fucking are! I will make you take anti-biotics so your birthcontrol doesn't work! You're having fucking kids they would look so cute! And I would be a great godmother!

Me: HAHAHA!!!! Yeah right! My kids would be so fucked! Fine I just won't take any food or beverages from you! >.<

Matt: So I'm going to be the godfather.

Jaylene: And I'm going to be the godmother!

Me: *shakes head* My kids would be so fucked!




Thanks Drew! Way to put ideas in peoples' head's! Especially people that shouldn't be trusted with a child.... I like how my future gets decided for me....
 

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FML.com
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML


Sometimes reading the stories makes me better about my life,
and sometimes I just laugh.
 

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New hair?
 
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-19 Today
Holy fuck I hate the cold!

-Been cold pre much all day
-Couldn't light a fucking smoke
-Couldn't text outside
-It was extremely windy
-And it was really icy

I can't wait for summer!
 

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Boredom....
Why did I get up so early?
Stupid phone >.<
It's getting louder every day I swear
 

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Haha
Just saw pictures of when I had blonde hair....
Kinda miss it?
 

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New E-mail
AFlairForTheDramatic@live.com
 

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Me: So I've decided that I want to be a real housewife of the O.C.

Alex: Yeah? Actually yeah I could really see that happening.

Me: Omg really??Sweet deal.


So I'm pre excited to be a housewife of the O.C.
 

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Lynda's, Drew's and My Conversation
Lynda: What's that on your neck?

Drew: Oh I ran into a doorknob.

Lynda: Jeez I better start hiding these doorknobs. *turns to me* Awe Kris you're so cute.

Me:

Drew: So mom do we have a box to put Kris in when we move?

Lynda: Yeah there should be a shoebox downstairs.

Me: I'm not that small! I'm too fat anyways.

Lynda: *gives the biggest deathstare*

Drew: *hits me* Don't worry mom I hit her lightly. So when we move I'm not being in the same vehicle as you.

Lynda: Don't worry you won't.

Me: So where does the shoebox go in all of this?

Lynda: Oh there's a little cubby in the truck it'll fit in.





Jeez I'm not that small, or cute guys!
 

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I just ate all the meat of my pizza lol. And I was like kris would like this pizza lol


Awe so cute


 

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Let Go-A Static Lullaby
So let go
And then jump in
And oh well, what you waiting for?
And it's alright
Because there's beauty in the breakdown
Let go
So let go
Just get in
And oh, it's so amazing here
And it's all right
Because there's beauty in the breakdown
 

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K so if there happened to be a war between robots and zombies I personally chose zombies because:

A) They're way cooler anyways

B) And they're already dead anyways so it's not like they could be killed by the robots by lasers or anything because they could somehow go back into their original state of zombieness.


Although it would be hard for the zombies to defeat the robots especially because zombies aren't known for their intelligence.....there would be a way.
 

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The plain truth
I find it pointless to talk about myself,
Because chances are,
Nobody really cares.
Yes, some say they do
But it's all lies.


They really don't...