1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex-
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex-
5. made out with someone of the opposite sex-
6. made out with someone of the same sex-
7. had someone in your room of the opposite sex-
8. bought porn
9. watched porn-
10. done drugs-
SCORE=8

11. taken pain killers-
12. taken someone elses prescription medicine
13. lied to your parents-
14. lied to a friend-
15. snuck out of the house
16. done something illegal-
17. cut yourself-
18. hurt someone-
19. wished someone to die
20. seen someone die
SCORE:8

21. missed curfew-
22. stayed out all night-
23. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself-
24. been to a therapist
25. been to rehab
26. dyed your hair
27. received a ticket-
28. been in a wreck-
29. been to a club-
30. been to a bar-
SCORE=7

31. been to a wild party-
32. seen the Mardi Gras
34. had a spring break in Florida
35. sniffed anything-
36. wore black nail polish-
37. wore arm bands
38. wore t-shirts with band names-
39. listened to rap-
40. own a 50 cent cd
SCORE= 6

41. dressed gothic
42. dressed prep-
43. dressed punk
44. dressed grunge
45. stolen something-
46. been too drunk to remember anything-
47. blacked out-
48. fainted-
49. had a crush on your neighbour-
50. had someone sneak into your room
SCORE= 5

51. snuck into some else's room-
52. had a crush on someone of the same sex
53. been to a concert-
54. dry humped someone-
55. been called a slut-
56. called someone a slut-
57. installed speakers in your car
58. broke a mirror-
59. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house-
60. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush-
SCORE=7

61. consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62. seen an R rated movie in theaters-
63. cruised the mall-
64. skipped school-
65. had an eating disorder
66. had an injury-
67. gone to court-
68. walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69. caught something on fire-
70. lied about your age-
SCORE=8

71. owned an apartment
72. cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend-
73. cheated with someone
74. got in trouble with the police-
75. talked to a stranger-
76. hugged a stranger-
77. kissed a stranger
78. rode in the car with a stranger-
79. been sexually harrassed-
80. been verbally harrassed-
SCORE= 5

81. met face to face with someone you met online
82. stayed online for 12 hours straight
83. talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight-
84. watched tv for 12 hours straight
85. been to a fair-
86. been called a bad influence
87. cursed-
88. prank called someone-
89. laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex-
90. done drugs other than alchohol, marijuana, and cigarettes
SCORE= 10

91. cheated on homework-
92. held hands with someone of the opposite sex-
93. been pushed into a pool-
94. played pool-
95. watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96. had a crush on someone 10 years older than you-
97. had a crush on someone younger than you-
98. wear eyeliner-
99. skinny dipped-
100. laughed at someone who was seriously hurt-
SCORE= 7


TOTAL OF ALL=71

10-20= Goody-Goody
21-30= A little rebellious
31-40= Getting hot
41-50= Rebel
51-60= Bad Girl/Boy
61-70= Bitch
71-80= Can't believe you made it this far, asshole
81-90= Damn
91-100= Fucking badass

Which of these are in your room?

Condoms
lamp
Cell phone
Chair/stool
Book shelf
Dresser
Computer/laptop
internet
pictures
Mirror
Skateboard
Bed
Clothes on the floor
Plastic flamingo
Surfboard
smoke detector
Piano/keyboard/guitar/bass/drums
Locking door
Bottle of water
A blacklight
Medals/ribbons
Awards
Sports equipment
CDs
Digital Camera
hidden bottles of liquor
Flag
Stop sign/any sign
Caution tape
Paintball gun
Real Gun
Cigarettes
Candle
Books
Nintendo
Xbox
Bike
Stereo
Television
Lighter
Visine
Your mom
Gum
How many windows do you have in your room? 1
What is the color of your wall? Lime green & grey
Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet? Hardwood
Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom? both
What color is your bed sheet? multi colored & and red
What's on your walls? Calander, posters, my hats.
Do you have any animals in your room? Moose i snoring on my feet.
Has the opposite sex been in your room before? yeah.
Has the opposite sex been in your bed? yeah.

GOT MY PHONE BACK!!!!

Bus trips provide a lot of time for thinking.
Today wasn't so much thinking through
anything, but a lot of thinking about.
Definatly didn't figure anything out,
I'm no clearer on anything, but I
did continue to think the same thing.
which doesn't help.
but that's all good.
I have another trip to do much of the same.
maybe that'll wok something out...

Fuck not having a cell phone.

100 Yes's or No's

You can ONLY say YES or NO.
You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING.

1. Taken a picture naked? No
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? No
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in the car with people you didnt know? No
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes
11. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone of the same sex? No
13. Been arrested? Yes
14. Made out with a stranger? No
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
19. Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone dying? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? No
23. Slept in until 3? Yes
24. Miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? No
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
31. Been to a club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? No
35. Been suspended from school? Yes
36. Had detention? Yes
37. Been in a car accident that you didnt cause? Yes
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes
39. Been the person doing the crime? No
40. Pole danced? Yes
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? No
43. Felt so sick you thought you might die? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? No
46. Sang karaoke? Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? Yes
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Had sex in a park? No
53. Had a dream where you were married? No
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
61. Played chicken? Yes
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
64. Broken a bone? No
65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No
68. Cheated on a test? Yes
69: Forgotten someones name? Yes
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping? No
73. Blacked out from drinking? No
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? No
77. Failed a class? Yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? No
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No
80. Been cheated on? Yes
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? Yes
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Felt like running away? Yes
85. Ran away? Yes
86. Did drugs? Yes
87. Had detention and not attend it? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? Yes
90. Cried about someone? Yes
91. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No
92. Dated someone you didn't even like? No
93. Had/Have a dog? Yes
95. Own an instrument? Yes
96. Been in band? No
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
98. Broken a CD? Yes
99. Shot a gun? Yes
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Yes

Bold everything thats true

I hate my name.
I am shorter than 5'4.
I have long hair
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I think that I'm popular
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
I'm paranoid at times.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I don't really hate anyone

Family/Home Life

I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I have at least one brother and/or sister.
I have a twin
I want to have kids someday.
I've had children.
I've lost a child.


School/Work

I'm in school.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've been fired.
I've skipped school.


Embarrassment

I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've had my pants rip in public
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother not so much embarrased... just don't like being seen with her.

Health

I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've gotten stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.


Traveling

I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to Asia.


Experiences

I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've been an abuse victim.
I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car. well a truck...
I've been Skiing.
I've been in a play.
I have changed a diaper before
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

I like someone right now
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I have never been in a real relationship before.
I've had someone cheat on me.
I've gone on a blind date.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of commitment.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've told someone I didn't like them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
I have dated a close friend's ex.


Sexuality

I've had a crush on a teacher.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've been kissed in the snow
I've hugged a stranger.
I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.

Honesty/Crime

I am a terrible liar.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol

I've consumed alcohol.
I regularly drink.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I'm a stoner.
I've snorted cocaine.
I've eaten shrooms.
I've popped E.
I've inhaled Nitrous.
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I have taken anti-depressants.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
I've cried myself to sleep.
I've seen a therapist.

Death and Suicide

I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

I love to shop.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.I collect comic books.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I own something from Hollister Co.


Political/Social Attitudes

In general, I don't like people.
I'm a feminist.
I'm outgoing.
I listen to political music.
I'm Democratic.
I'm Republican.
I'm liberal.
I don't like Bush.
I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
I am for Bush.
I believe in God
I dress fairly modestly.
My attitude is, "If you've got it, flaunt it."


Random

I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I've lyed on my back and watched cloud shapes go by
I paid for my cell phone ringtone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I've made a snow angel.
I am a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I have "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
I've been obsessed with post-it notes.
I'm not allergic to anything
I bake well. haha
I've sang karaoke.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I enjoy some country music.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I own lots of books.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I believe in ghosts.
I am scared to watch scary movies alone.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I have a cell phone.
I love white chocolate.
I love drama.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names
I'm good at remembering dates of the week.
I've hated my life
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

No bitch shirt for me.

Fuckin eh

So tonight I have discovered the mystery
of why people stop using dipping sauces
with a sweet flavor, and turn to salad dressing.
It's because using a salad dressing seems more
sophicated. The nice ones like honey mustard
and sweet and sour suffer. The pretty darn good too.
They shouldn't be left behind. They're pretty muchthe best.
Except raaaanch. It's deliciouse on everything.
Except probally peanut butter.
yeah.
Think about it.

Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog

Spiderpig
spiderpig
does whatever a spiderpig does.
can he swing
from a web
no he can't
he's a pig.


muhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
spiderpig

FOR FUCK SAKES!! IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED!!! JUST FIGURE IT OUT!! i'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU TO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!