So I just have one thing to say...












































wow (not world of warcraft)

So yeah, my name's Aaron
I work at Staples Business Depot Bureau En Gros
I wear an EasyButton on my belt at work
If you make the joke "DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE EASY"
I will shoot you in the foot for thinking you're original

I don't drink
That's a surprise for an Italian, I guess?

I don't do drugs
That's a shock for NorKam kids, I guess? (I went to NorKam)

And I like going to school
I'm a Chemical Biology major at good ol' TRU

I rather enjoy pumpernickel
and I plan on carving one for halloween
don't talk to me unless you've googled pumpernickel and know what it is
i also had pumpernickel for my birthday cake,
which had so many candles (thank-you Maggie) that it was incinerated

I like Starbucks
It's pretty much like an orgy involving a dog, Clay Aiken, and possibly a hooker smelling of potpourri

Message me or don't
I don't have plus (I used to, but then I was too lazy to buy it anymore)
So I won't see if you visited and didn't leave me a message
it won't hurt my feelings
much

As I'm writing this, I'm listening to my own inner self-dialogue
right now, I'm having a conversation with myself about cheese
Save me from myself
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