1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Chris

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
it won't fit in my car so yes

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
LOL talker

4. Do you take compliments well?
yes, i live for your approval

5. Do you play Sudoku?
if i need scrap paper?

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
only if there was a taco time nearby... and an atm... and a computer

7. Do you like to ride horses?
DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
i never pitch trouser tents, no i don't

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
monopoly... i had a boring childhood

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
i'm already dating a sexy person

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
i don't date satan worshippers

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
be pursued, but not persecuted... kinky?

14. Use three or four words to describe yourself?
Daedally surrepticious / esoterically superfluous

15. Do any songs make you cry?
only when i get them in my eye

16. Are you continuing your education?
continuing.... and continuing.... and CONTINUING

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
pull the trigger? wtf is so complicated about that? effing retarded rednecks

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
a fire extinguisher... morons

19. How often do you read books?
textbooks? every freaken day of my life

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
future, and how i'm going to spend my lottery winnings that i'm going to win

22. What color are your eyes?
you know that colour diarrhea is?

23. How tall are you?
too tall

24. Where is your dream house located?
in my imagination

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
kinky.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
S367 in the science building

32. Do you like mustard?
not in my eye

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
sleeeeeeep

34. Do you look like your mum or dad?
it's an ambivalent relationship

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
who's in there with me?

36. Can you do the splits?
if you sawed off my legs

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!

39. What did you do for New Year's?
Spent it with Chris

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
As scary as.... a disgruntled pumpernickel

42. Do you own a camera phone?
yes, i run a really cheap porno industry

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
i'd rather not think about it

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
L as in LOSER... oh self burn

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
like 5ish?

48. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
boyfriend

50. Do you know how to play poker?
go fish

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
yes, i coax myself into it by telling myself it's a strap on

52. Where do you sleep?
with your mom. ew no wait. with your dad

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
me

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
4 times pi

55. Is your tongue pierced?
that would impede my ability to eat 4xpi meals per day

56. Do you always read People's blogs?
like i read their minds

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
fuuuuunny pchoooooo

59. Ever been to L.A.?
ew why?

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
yes....no....maybe? no i have no idea what you're talking about

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
naturalamente

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
i'm an honest person. so i'll be honest and say i steal

63. Do you hate chocolate?
i heart chocolate especially from my bf

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
that i'm gay?

65. Are you a gullible person?
What an unusual place to hang a piano...

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
i need Chris to be happy

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
a trillionaire

68. Are you easy to get along with?
if you like sugar

69. Is your bestfriend a virgin?
LMAO no

70. What is your favorite time of day?
when i'm with chris