Bands: Blink 182, Metallica, Rush, Guns 'N Roses, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, The Vines, Weezer, Offspring, Godsmack, Incubus, Led Zeppelin, Jet, No Doubt, Nirvana, Radiohead, RHCP, Foo Fighters, The Hives, Sugar Ray, Sum 41, Tragically Hip, Velvet Revolver, Sublime, Sloan, Gob, Deftones, Billy Talent, Coldplay, Supertramp, Modest Mouse, Thornley, QOTSA, The Smashing Pumpkins, Chevelle, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, MCR, Fall Out Boy, OLP, System of a Down, Arcade Fire, Mobile, The Fray

The Waking Eyes


The following cars:
Ford GT
SVT Cobra
SVT Lightning
All the new Shelbys
BMW M3
Mazda RX-8
F-350s
most Mopars (the old ones)
Nissan 240SX's
Nissan 350Z's
2006 Honda Civic Si
Any 2006 Audi or VW
VW GTI


Kawasaki Ninjas


The Toronto Blue Jays

Roy Halladay


Movies:
Borat
Anchorman
Old School
all the American Pie movies
basically any Will Ferrel movie there is
Cheech and Chong movies are great
Euro Trip
Van Wilder
Wayne's World 1 & 2
Baseketball
Almost Heroes
Top Gun
Wedding Crashers
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
40 Year Old Virgin
Talladega Nights

Dirty Harry Movies


TV Shows:
The Simpsons
Chapelle's Show
Trailer Park Boys
Family Guy
Ultimate 10
That '70s Show
Drop In
Da Ali G Show

Actors:
Chris Farley
Mike Meyers
Dana Carvey
Sasha Cohen
Matthew Perry
Ashton Kutcher
Elisha Cuthbert
Sacha Baron Cohen
Jonathon Torrens
Dave Chapelle
Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Clint Eastwood
Jason Biggs
Johnny Knoxville
Cheech Marin
Tommy Chong
Heather Locklear
Mila Kunis
Rachel McAdams

Will Ferrell

Posers, wiggers, Bailing on my bike which I seem to do alot, English Soccer, people who wear clothes that are too tight for them, and when my sister does things just to piss me off (I have a short temper).
I hate Pearl Jam, because they are quite possibly the most lame ass boring band I've ever heard (this is from my drumming perspective).

I dislike kids that act all tough on the internet or start shi t on the internet. I think you're f-ing losers who need to grow up and if you have a problem with someone, go tell them straight up.

-People who think they're artistic because the words in their profile are all different colours and fonts, and are italicized etc.
-Hypocrits

I HATE THOSE GOD DAMN KIDS THAT THINK THEY CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE (face it, most of you can't), and also those kids who don't understand why they dislike certain politicians (George Bush in particular)

People who bring religion into good debates should be shot.

I dislike the NDP and any other party that is as communist as them. I'm completely FOR humans taking responsibility for themselves, not for completely relying on the government and unions doing things for them. This world would be the lamest place ever if everyone relied on the government.

PPL HOO TYPE LYKE DIS SHUD DYE! i also hate when people do things like type "lolz" or "todayz" i mean what the F*CK is the point of the extra Z on the end? you just make yourself look like a tool.

When chicks make words way longer than they should be, for instance "tmbbbb" i mean obviously people are running out of ideas for msn talk so why not just talk like normal people instead of tacking on all those extra letters.

Does anyone else find it ricidulous when you see someone's profile and there's a picture of them (taken on a webcam) wearing their sunglasses and you can tell that it's dark out? Like how hardcore can you get. At least take the picture in a situation where it looks like you should be wearing them.

The following music:
-All that new BS that people think is country and isn't.
-Pearl Jam (I found one good song by them finally)
-Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, and New Found Glory (people, they are NOT punk so don't categorize them as that)
-AC/DC; I liked the songs, but they all get too overplayed and I don't really like them now
-Justin Timberlake
-most of the new U2 stuff
-new Metallica... ouch (they sold out)
-The Used...along with all of that screamo BS (those people have no talent, anyone can do that)
-The song "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" - yeah people that song blows and it's not real country.
-Massari... that guy's just a straight up douche. I think he'd fit in in a place like Newton quite well.
-Theory of a Dead Man
-Audioslave... they're nothing compared to Rage Against the Machine and/or Soundgarden
-Mariah Carey (although she is nice to look at)
-Rhianna
-James Blunt

The following things about driving:
-dicks who plug up the left lane by going 100, and stay right smack beside the car in the right lane and go the exact same speed as them so you can't get around.
-idiots who are too imcompetent to decide if they're gonna turn left when they're right in front of you going 30 in a 90 zone (especially if they're swerving in and out of the lane).
-when semis either box you in or go in the left lane doing 100 and not moving over.
-when you flash your lights at someone to get the hell out of the way or speed up but they're talking on their phones and don't pay attention to you.
-people who cut me off.
-people who drive slow in general.
-people who don't use their signals.
-when my mom almost has a heart attack and flails her arms because the car in front of me is tapping their brakes and i have plenty of time to stop and haven't touched my brakes yet.
-drivers from certain unnamed races that obviously paid for their licenses because they couldn't ever pass a road test.
-people who are turning right onto the road I'm on when I'm going like 100 and they decide to bolt out right in front of me so I have to nail the brakes.
-parking tickets.
-people in volvos that follow the speed limit or go under it and dont get the idea that it's time to speed the hell up.
-fuckers who smash your window in, then open your glovebox and centre consol but DON'T take anything? what the deuce, are you fucking retarded? thanks for costing people $222 for NOTHING
-fuck bags who can't gain enough control over their car to keep it in one lane, not cutting into mine. pisses me right the fuck off
-When I'm running late for work and some douche in front of me feels the need to go under the speed limit. THAT grinds my gears

-Getting my wisdom teeth pulled... well the first day fucking blew, after that it was fine
-Kids on nexopia who only talk about what country they're from and talk about how great it is and shit... i.e. CROATIAN PRIDE BABY. If Croatia is so great then why did you move here?
-When people advertise how redneck they think they are. You're not a redneck. Real rednecks don't advertise it for starters. Also, don't think you're a redneck because you have a confederate flag on your vehicle. You watch too much TV. Saying things like "git'r done" don't make you a redneck either. Half of the people who think they're rednecks or cowboys drive hondas and listen to rap. It's rifrickendiculous.
-Skids
-Idiots
-Coke heads. What the hell are you thinking?
-The word "Chillin" ...it just pisses me off when people say or write it
-When FUCKERS say they'll do something then change plans
-People who think they're intelligent because they're emo
-Losing touch with good friends
-How people become overly influenced by Bono's view on politics and such
-People with dominating personalities
-When people replace letters with numbers in their names and such
-When people say "&&" instead of "&"..... WHY?
-Greaseballs who screen calls for no apparent reason
-Kids who take pictures of themselves with their friends and they're both doing the exact same pose, or when they both wear sunglasses and they're on a webcam and think they're H-core. Also when they do their little "attitude" poses
-When good friends just abandon you and never speak to you again
-When friends never hang out with you because they're too busy with their girlfriend or boyfriend
-When you ask people if they watch Chappelle's Show, and they say yes, but all they talk about is the Rick James skit. Then you know that it's most likely the only episode they've seen, so really they probably don't watch it
-Steve Moore... possibly one of the biggest d-bags out there, Bertuzzi couldn't have done it to a better man
-Emos
-A lot of people from skating
-How BCSSA made me sign some bull shit contract that says I won't drink at skating competitions, and that I'll wear their team clothing at competitions, yet they haven't given me or anyone else I skate with anything to even make us look like we're the team from BC. It pisses me off that I have to live up to my end of the contract but they won't live up to theirs
-Overuse of the words random and karma. The two biggest nexus whore words out there right now
-People who think they run my show or think that they run the show in anything that I'm involved with
-The Federal Liberals
-Couples that constantly grope each other... clearly the relationship is weak
-"Cowboy Up" .... posers...
-Those fucking skiddish kids from Cloverdale that get drunk behind schools every Friday night and think they're rebels... fucking idiots
-How people still obsess over grad... Don't get me wrong, I had an awesome time too, but it was over a year ago, I think it's time to move on in life and maybe show that it's going in some direction other than backwards
-Wal-mart - The most disgusting society-murdering company out there... if you shop there you fuck over small businesses along with Canada's economy, and hand more money to the US and China
-When people have several of those little pictures all over their profiles... you know, the tiny little squares that often have pictures from Family Guy or just stupid quotes in them... I mean one or two doesn't bother me, but 20 just seems like too much... come up with something original
-When people put "Rainy Days" in their likes. Guaranteed you like Sunny Days a lot more
-Surrey... Yeah I used to like living there but I left, and it's far superior living outside of that dirty city (Cloverdale is an exception)
-When people tell you to add them to your Friends List. I will add you if I consider you a friend. You don't need to tell me to
-When you go to a club or bar and you'll see a girl with her phone glued to her hand, thinking she's cool because she'd rather text people who aren't there than be social with the people around her. Why are you even there?
-Chumps who have webcam pictures with them holding booze in it. Who drinks at their computer?


-98% Of The Teenage Population Does Or Has Tried Smoking Pot.
If You Are One Of The 72% Who Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck, Put This In Your Profile.