i didn't do it

I'm not interested, bugger off.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

Warning: Does not play nicely with stupid people. Yes, I am referring to you.

Save a horse ride a cowboy! ;)

Looking for new friends, I love my old ones but need new ones

I make dubstep & dubstep accessories

Ya I wan da COOKIE!

Step right up, there's only a crowd if you hit the ground.

Stupidity makes baby Jesus cry.

Your chances of me responding to a message are slim to none. ...Just saying. Also, I'm happily married - don't bother messaging me for a hook up.

Paul Lezica is a super cool bro. True story.

Ok you know you want to see my profile dont even lie to yourself

nerd [nurd] -noun Slang. 1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Oh what a carnival orgasm!

Constraints pressed inwards determine silenced grace

dont say i didnt warn you

First step toward world domination: become Pope and use Vatican funds to buy up Chinese cheap labour companies. Be sure to drive panzertanks.

Yes, it's the one and only Stonesgurl.

My middle name is Danger, and I enjoy a good kung fu fight.

Cars and metal? Count me in.

Tag, you're it.

My opinion of Twilight? It's a series about a girl who can't decide between pedophilia and beastiality.

Everything I talk about is either sex, video games or zombies.